"The robbery should have taken 10 minutes. 4 hours later, the bank was like a circus sideshow. 8 hours later, it was the hottest thing on live T.V. 12 hours later, it was history. And it's all true."

"Pizza Boy: I'm a fucking star!"

"Leon: He won't listen to anybody. He's been very crazy all summer. Since June he's been trying to kill me."

"Maria's Boyfriend: He's got my girl in there! Maria!"

"[to Detective Sergeant Eugene Moretti] Bank robbing is a federal offense. You got me on kidnapping, armed robbery. You're gonna bury me, man!"

"[to his mother] I'm a fuck-up and I'm an outcast! If you get near me you're gonna get it- you're gonna get fucked over and fucked out!"

"You know I can call anybody, they'd put it on the phone? The Pope, an astronaut, the wisest of the wise... Who do I have to call?"

"[to Salvatore "Sal" Naturile] That's all they're interested in - it's a freak show to them. I can't control it, Sal - let 'em say what they want. Forget it. It don't matter."

"[to the hostages] Alright, it's the FBI, so nobody give your real name."

"All right, freeze! Nobody move!"

"Geoff Dolan - museum security guard"

"Heff DelFino - pizza delivery guy"

"Anna Hutchison - Lisa (Wendy's other friend)"

"Sally Martin - Tory Hanson(Wendy's friend)"

"Andy Fischer-Price - Austin (Wendy's boyfriend)"

"Michael Saccente - Mr. Garibay (another teacher)"

"Tomothy Raby - Mr. Tobias (another teacher)"

"Sally Stockwell - Coach Gibbs (Wendy's soccer coach)"

"James Gaylyn - Mr. Medina (Wendy's history teacher)"

"Paul Willis - Principal Frank Nunan"

"Susan Chuang - Nina Wu (Wendy's mother)"

"Michael David Cheng - Kenny Wu (Wendy's father)"

"Justin Chon - Peter Wu (Wendy's brother)"

"Tsai Chin as Grandma Wu"

"Ellen Woglom - Jessica Dawson (Wendy's enemy)"

"Shin Koyamada - Shen"

"Isabella Rossellini - Perdita Durango"

"John Lurie - Sparky"

"Jack Nance - OO Spool"