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"- Officer Affable"
"Tom Davis - Bleacher"
"- Lottie Bell"
"- Larry Chucklesworth"
"Hugh Grant - Lofty, an Oompa-Loompa"
"- Mrs. Scrubbit"
"- Mrs. Wonka: Willy's mother"
"- Ficklegrubber"
"- Prodnose"
"- Arthur Slugworth"
"- Chief-of-Police"
"Timothée Chalamet -"
"Every good thing in this world started with a dream."
"Discover how Willy became… Wonka."
"Father Julius: You know what you've done, Julius. You've sold your soul for thirty pieces of chocolate."
"The greedy hurt the needy every time, Wonka. That's the way of the world."
"You sure can be silly, Willy."
"A double huh."
"What are we gonna do, Willy?"
"Read the small print."
"[sings] Oompa-loompa loompadee dee. I'm not in premium economy!"
"[sings] Oompa loompa doompadee doo. I've got a tragic tale for you. Oompa loompa doompadee dee. If you are wise, you'll listen to me."
"Tell me what it is, or I shall poke you quite viciously with a cocktail stick."
"You should stand up to those bullies. Give them the old one-two. That's what an Oompa-Loompa would do."
"Oompa-Loompas do not negotiate."
"I've started dancing now. Once we've started, we can't stop, you see."
"In fact, in Loompaland, I'm regarded as something of a whopper. They call me Lofty. So I will thank you to stop gawking at me as though I was something unpleasant you’d found in your handkerchief. I find it uncomfortable and, frankly, rude."
"I will have you know that I'm a perfectly respectable size of an Oompa-Loompa."
"Mark my words, this is going to be the greatest chocolate shop the world has ever seen!"
"I guess it's time to change the world."
"So you're the funny little man who's been following me."
"Ladies and gentlemen of The Galeries Gourmet, my name is Willy Wonka."
"I know things haven't been easy for you. They're going to get better."
"Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you a brand new contraption of my creation. An innovation in laundrification."
"I've spent the past seven years traveling the world, perfecting my craft. You see, I'm something of a magician, inventor, and chocolate maker. So quiet up, and listen down. Nope. Scratch that, reverse it."
"— Thérésa Cabarrus (Madame Tallien)"
"Scott Handy — Marshal Berthier"
"Sam Crane —"
"Anna Mawn — Archduchess Marie-Louise"
"Gavin Spokes — Moulin"
"Catherine Walker — Marie-Antoinette"
"— Talleyrand"
"Rupert Everett — Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington"
"Édouard Philipponnat — Alexander I, the Tsar of Russia"
"— Sanson 'The Bourreau'"
"— Marshal Davout"
"John Hollingworth — Marshal Ney"
"— Caulaincourt"
"— Empress Joséphine"
"Joaquin Phoenix — Napoleon Bonaparte"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!