"[watching Sue dismiss her career on a TV interview] Jurassic Fitness? I'll fucking show you. You wanna see some Jurassic Fitness? You want it? Come on, come get your fucking Jurassic Fitness!"

"I'm so happy to be with you tonight. I've missed you all so much..."

"It'll change your life."

"What has been used on one side, is lost on the other side. There's no going back."

"Have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself? Younger, more beautiful, more perfect. One single injection unlocks your DNA, starting a new cellular division, that will release another version of yourself. This is the Substance. You are the matrix. Everything comes from you. Everything is you. This is simply a better version of yourself. You just have to share. One week for one and one week for the other. A perfect balance of seven days each. The one and only thing not to forget: You. Are. One. You can't escape from yourself."

"Patrick Fischler - Mandel"

"Neal Lerner - Wilson Harnet"

"J. C. MacKenzie - Carl Brunt"

"Myra Lucretia Taylor - Lorraine"

"Okieriete Onaodowan - Van Go Jenkins"

"Keith David - Willy the Wonker"

"Raymond Anthony Thomas - Maynard"

"Miriam Shor - Paula Baderman"

"Michael Cyril Creighton - John Bosco"

"Jeffrey Wright - Dr. Thelonious "Monk" Ellison"

"Tracee Ellis Ross - Dr. Lisa Ellison"

"Issa Rae - Sintara Golden"

"Coraline: [to Monk] One day maybe you'll learn that not being able to relate to other people isn't a badge of honor."

"Nobody in Hollywood reads. They get their assistants to read things and then summarize them. The whole town runs on book reports."

"Imagine exploding your brain trying to think of a toilet paper commercial."

"Sterling K. Brown - Dr. Clifford "Cliff" Ellison"

"People wanna love you, Monk. I personally don't know what they see in you, but they wanna love you. You should let them love all of you."

"Let me say first, Carl, that I'm honored you'd choose me out of all the black writers you could go to out of fear of being called racist."

"My life is a disaster, but not in the way you'd think reading this shit. These things reduce us, and they do it over and over again because too many white people and people, apparently like you, devour this slop like pigs in a dumpster to stay current at fucking cocktail parties."

"The dumber I behave, the richer I get."

"Potential is what people see when they think what's in front of them isn't good enough."

"John Ortiz - Arthur"

"Erika Alexander - Coraline"

"Leslie Uggams - Agnes Ellison"

"Adam Brody - Wiley Valdespino"

"It's the last thing you'll see."

"It will never let go."

"Kristine Johnson as Kristine Johnson"

"Zebedee Row as Alexi"

"Roberts Jekabsons as Yev"

"Sean Stolzen as Maksim"

"Drew Barrymore as Drew Barrymore"

"Jon Rua as Anton"

"Dylan Gelula as Gemma"

"Ray Nicholson as Paul Hudson"

"Raúl Castillo as Darius"

"Kyle Gallner as Joel"

"Rosemarie DeWitt as Elizabeth Riley"