"[to Mr. Reed] Praying…doesn’t work. Have you ever heard of the Great Prayer Experiment? They divided patients into groups. Those who received prayers and those who didn’t. The results of the study were conclusive. It doesn’t work. But I think it’s beautiful that we all pray for each other…even though we all probably know it doesn’t make a difference. It’s just nice to think about someone other than yourself. Even if it’s you."

"Hugh Grant - Mr. Reed"

"Osgood Perkins - Chip Zimmer, Lois' older brother and Hal and Bill's uncle"

"Danica Dreyer - Annie, Hal and Bill's babysitter"

"Rohan Campbell - Ricky, a local thrasher"

"Tess Degenstein - Barbara, a real estate agent"

"Sarah Levy - Ida Zimmer, Hal and Bill's aunt"

"The Monkey is the new trip from writer/director Osgood Perkins. Based on the short story by Stephen King and produced by James Wan. It is a film chock-full of bloody violence and death. All of these deaths are outrageously gory and thoroughly gratuitous. And while some are deserved, others are a case of "wrong place, wrong time". It's like life in that regard. Instruments of death in this feature film include (but not limited to): a harpoon gun, a shotgun, a bowling ball, a Japanese knife, a swimming pool, a surfboard, a lawnmower, and a stampede of wild horses. The hard truth is that everybody dies, and that's fucked up. But at least now you can enjoy death with your friends and loved ones in the comfort of your favorite movie theater this February."

"Theo James - identical twins Hal and Bill Shelburn"

"Tatiana Maslany - Lois Shelburn, Hal and Bill's mother"

"A New Trip from Osgood Perkins."

"Adam Scott - Captain Petey Shelburn, Hal's absent father"

"The monkey that likes killing our family ...it's back."

"Colin O'Brien - Petey Shelburn, Hal's son"

"[Torching the monkey with a flamethrower] Who's smiling now, you infernal son of a whore?"

"Open up, it's the motherfuckin' police!"

"Everybody dies. Some of us peacefully and in our sleep, and some of us... horribly. And that's life."

"WE GOTTA MAKE! LIKE! EGGS! AND SCRAMBLE!"

"What do, uh, fathers and their estranged sons say to each other? "Road trip"?"

"[Seeing his father and uncle as kids] You're fucking twins?"

"And what if I find it, huh? What am I supposed to do, drop it from a fucking plane? It'd probably bounce!"

"I'm one of those kids that can only go poo in a house."

"[Repeated line] Shit, man, that sucks."

"Everybody dies. And that's fucked up."

"Elijah Wood - Ted Hammerman, the new husband of Hal's ex-wife"

"We make a point to do family dinner every week. Sunday at seven on the dot. No matter what, we're all here."

"We attempted to negotiate, but Galactus... he asked too high a price."

"It's my fault. I stretched the bounds of space, and they heard."

"The best pilot in the world, right here."

"Before we went up the first time, you couldn't turn invisible, Ben wasn't a rock, and Johnny never caught fire."

"We will protect you."

"This equation not only confirms alternate dimensions, it suggests that parallel Earths exist on different dimensional planes... [sees his students are bored] Who wants to see a big explosion?"

"I'd shake, but I'm stretched thin at the moment."

"Ben has always been a rock. Johnny is... Johnny. And I am right here. Whatever life throws at us, we'll face it together, as a family."

"My mother used to say, "mother would move heaven and earth for her child"."

"I'm not giving up. We will face this together. We will fight it together... as a family."

"Paul Walter Hauser — Harvey Elder / Mole Man"

"Ralph Ineson — Galactus"

"Natasha Lyonne — Rachel Rozman"

"Joseph Quinn — Johnny Storm / Human Torch"

"Julia Garner — Shalla-Bal / Silver Surfer"

"Ebon Moss-Bachrach — Ben Grimm / The Thing"

"Pedro Pascal — Reed Richards / Mister Fantastic"

"Sarah Niles — Lynne Nichols"

"Vanessa Kirby — Sue Storm / Invisible Woman"

"Ben Grimm is The Thing."

"Introducing H.E.R.B.I.E."

"Johnny Storm is Human Torch."

"Mark Gatiss — Ted Gilbert"

"He possesses the Power Cosmic, and he will inherit this cursed throne."