2000s American Black Sitcoms

"A handful of dirt, two dozen assorted donuts, and a aardvark, and meet me at the gymnasium. Now come on, Twisty!"

"Grab a cup full of beans, a handful of dirt and and a dog named Blue and meet me down by the old oak tree. Now come on, Sneezy!"

"A flotation device, a bottle of hot sauce, and a guy named "Mad Dog" and meet me at the volcano. Now come on, Scrubby!"

"Some cottage cheese, an armadillo and a whole mess of sandpaper and meet me at the school library. Come on, plucky!"

"A door, a talkin cow, and a throat lozenge and meet me at the frozen yogurt shop. Come on, Fishy!"

"Dennis Rodman, some gravy, and a dinosaur egg, and meet me at the courthouse."

"A tortilla, some beans and a pound full of Guacamole, and meet me at Dr. Frank's House of Waffles. That's Dr. Frank's House of Waffles... when you're in the mood for some delicious waffles, just open your mouth and say 'ah'. (takes off jacket revealing a Dr. Frank's House of Waffles logo on his undershirt)"

"Some porridge, a surfboard, and some box springs, and meet me at the secret hideaway. Now come on, Punchy!"

"Kenan! I don't wanna go swimming with any cheerleaders! Wait wait wait wait wait a minute. [thinks, smiles] Yes, I do. I wanna go swimming with some cheerleaders. Hey, man, don't leave without me! Here I come! AWW! HERE IT GOES!"

"Some cheerleaders, some cheerleaders, and some cheerleaders, and me at the pool. Come on, Shifty! Cheerleaders and the poo-- never mind."

"A pound of butter and meet me in Mt. Fuji. Now come on, Hiroshima!"

"A handkerchief, 12 lbs. of ice and a knockwurst and meet me at the blood bank."

"A seal, some Aveel, and Shaquille O'Neal, and meet me down at the Ferris Wheel. To be real!"

"A waffle iron, and an octopus, and meet me at the library."

"Get me some bread, some sticks, and some bread sticks."

"Grab some Peanut Butter and some snow shoes and meet me down at the bus stop."

"Tyler James Williams — Chris Rock"

"Todd Bridges — Jimmy "Monk" Harris"

"Tichina Arnold — Rochelle Rock"

"Terry Crews — Julius Rock"

"Tequan Richmond — Drew Rock"

"Imani Hakim — Tonya Rock"

"Vincent Martella — Greg Wuliger"

"Whoopi Goldberg — Louise Clarkson"

"Chris Rock — Narrator (voice only)/Mr. Abbott"

"Ernest Thomas — Mr. Omar"

"Travis T. Flory — Joey Caruso"

"Antonio Fargas — Doc Harris"