2000s American Black Sitcoms

"Rondell Sheridan as Victor Baxter"

"John D'Aquino as President Richard Martinez"

"Madison Pettis as Sophie Martinez"

"Jason Dolley as Newt Livington III"

"Tracee Ellis Ross — Joan Carol Clayton"

"My girlfriends There through thick and thin My girlfriends There for anything My girlfriends"

"Golden Brooks — Maya Denise Wilkes"

"Persia White — Lynn Ann Searcy"

"Jill Marie Jones — Antoinette "Toni" Marie Childs Garrett"

"Reggie Hayes — William Jerrowme Dent"

"Keesha Sharp — Monica Charles Brooks-Dent"

"Flex Alexander — Darnell Leroy Wilkes (Season 1)"

"Khalil Kain — Darnell Leroy Wilkes (Seasons 2–8)"

"Tanner Scott Richards — Jabari Leroy Wilkes (Seasons 1–6)"

"Kendré Berry — Jabari Leroy Wilkes (Seasons 7–8)"

"(to a man at the gas station) "Hey, Shrek! You think you can move any time this century?!""

"Kissing can lead to touching, and touching can lead to grandchildren."

"Boy, you've got your butt in my ear!"

"Did you see the way those women looked at me? I felt like a hamburger in Somalia."

"This [pie] is all you're going to eat until I find out who did it [ate his pie]."

"How am I supposed to believe that my pie got up and ate itself?"

"You know I can't work a VCR."

"And he [Christopher Columbus] thought the world was round. What an idiot!"

"I may have put the '-oron' in 'moron', but I didn't put the '-upid' in 'dumb'!"

"Shake, shake, shake! Shake, shake, shake! Shake your milkshake!"

"Why do they call it a 'coffin' when you can't cough?"

"(to Junior, about his car) "She may have character, but she doesn't have a front seat.""

"The boy (Junior) has a lawnchair for a front (car) seat."

"(to Michael, after hearing Tony singing) "I can't ignore him. He sounds like a cat in heat.""

"(to Michael) "Until you get this mouse out of the house, you ain't getting any panties from this fanny!""

"(referring to Ken's new girlfriend, Tiara) "I hope this one doesn't think Apartheid is a laundry detergent.""

"Nurse: "Did something die in here?""

"Grandma Kyle: "I'm going to outlive you if it kills me!""

"Let's drink some of that colored water, saturated with high-fructose corn syrup, get a huge sugar rush going, and then watch hours of insipid animated marsupials sing and dance their way through a jungle festooned with product placement featuring candy-laced cereals that will no doubt destroy my pancreas before I'm 12 and leave me twitching in a diabetic coma."

"I don't care about no chocolate, anyway. It gives me the runs."

"'Summer Breeze'? That sounds like a feminine hygiene commercial."

"A tarantula, a drum set and a mannequin and meet me at Bill's house."

"Cheddar cheese, swiss cheese and macaroni and cheese and meet me in the audience."

"Something, something else, and a third thing, and meet me there. Come on, Nickname!"

"I'm gonna need you to grab 900 hard boiled eggs, a slingshot, and a chainsaw, and meet me on the roof. Come on, Tiddilywink....child!"

"A pony, a petunia and a big ball of twine and meet me at the dairy farm."

"A spicerack, a spice girl and a spicy burrit-tut-o and meet me at the ice rink. Come on, Froggy!"

"A jump rope, a walrus and one of those round sticky things and meet me where I'm going. Come on, Stuffy!"

"A oyster, a bicycle pump, a white picket fence, a magic flute, one of them little bitty blue things, a pound of butter, a pattymelt, a lawnmower, Bryant Gumbel, and a bunch of assorted cookies and other things we can snack on and meet me at the circus. Come on, Spicy! I'm the man!"

"A bunch of weird stuff and meet me later so we can get into... some kind of trouble?"

"A cow... a bone doctor... and an eyebrow trimmer, and meet me on the roof, come on, sailor!"

"Grab some Nail polish, some nail polish remover and uh any third item, and meet me over there. Come on, Velvet."

"A clown, a flagpole and a submarine and meet me in my room. Come on, Buffalo Bottom!"

"Something good, something bad and something ugly and meet me at the carrel. Come on, Partner!"

"A textbook, a campus map and a beekeeper suit and meet me in college. Come on, Billy!"