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"Grab some Peanut Butter and some snow shoes and meet me down at the bus stop."
"Get me some bread, some sticks, and some bread sticks."
"A waffle iron, and an octopus, and meet me at the library."
"A jump rope, a walrus and one of those round sticky things and meet me where I'm going. Come on, Stuffy!"
"A spicerack, a spice girl and a spicy burrit-tut-o and meet me at the ice rink. Come on, Froggy!"
"A pony, a petunia and a big ball of twine and meet me at the dairy farm."
"I'm gonna need you to grab 900 hard boiled eggs, a slingshot, and a chainsaw, and meet me on the roof. Come on, Tiddilywink....child!"
"Something, something else, and a third thing, and meet me there. Come on, Nickname!"
"Cheddar cheese, swiss cheese and macaroni and cheese and meet me in the audience."
"A tarantula, a drum set and a mannequin and meet me at Bill's house."
"A seal, some Aveel, and Shaquille O'Neal, and meet me down at the Ferris Wheel. To be real!"
"A handkerchief, 12 lbs. of ice and a knockwurst and meet me at the blood bank."
"A pound of butter and meet me in Mt. Fuji. Now come on, Hiroshima!"
"Some cheerleaders, some cheerleaders, and some cheerleaders, and me at the pool. Come on, Shifty! Cheerleaders and the poo-- never mind."
"Kenan! I don't wanna go swimming with any cheerleaders! Wait wait wait wait wait a minute. [thinks, smiles] Yes, I do. I wanna go swimming with some cheerleaders. Hey, man, don't leave without me! Here I come! AWW! HERE IT GOES!"
"Some porridge, a surfboard, and some box springs, and meet me at the secret hideaway. Now come on, Punchy!"
"A tortilla, some beans and a pound full of Guacamole, and meet me at Dr. Frank's House of Waffles. That's Dr. Frank's House of Waffles... when you're in the mood for some delicious waffles, just open your mouth and say 'ah'. (takes off jacket revealing a Dr. Frank's House of Waffles logo on his undershirt)"
"Dennis Rodman, some gravy, and a dinosaur egg, and meet me at the courthouse."
"A door, a talkin cow, and a throat lozenge and meet me at the frozen yogurt shop. Come on, Fishy!"
"Some cottage cheese, an armadillo and a whole mess of sandpaper and meet me at the school library. Come on, plucky!"
"A flotation device, a bottle of hot sauce, and a guy named "Mad Dog" and meet me at the volcano. Now come on, Scrubby!"
"Grab a cup full of beans, a handful of dirt and and a dog named Blue and meet me down by the old oak tree. Now come on, Sneezy!"
"A handful of dirt, two dozen assorted donuts, and a aardvark, and meet me at the gymnasium. Now come on, Twisty!"
"A textbook, a campus map and a beekeeper suit and meet me in college. Come on, Billy!"
"Something good, something bad and something ugly and meet me at the carrel. Come on, Partner!"
"A clown, a flagpole and a submarine and meet me in my room. Come on, Buffalo Bottom!"
"Grab some Nail polish, some nail polish remover and uh any third item, and meet me over there. Come on, Velvet."
"A cow... a bone doctor... and an eyebrow trimmer, and meet me on the roof, come on, sailor!"
"A bunch of weird stuff and meet me later so we can get into... some kind of trouble?"
"A oyster, a bicycle pump, a white picket fence, a magic flute, one of them little bitty blue things, a pound of butter, a pattymelt, a lawnmower, Bryant Gumbel, and a bunch of assorted cookies and other things we can snack on and meet me at the circus. Come on, Spicy! I'm the man!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!