"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is August Christopher. I was named for St. Augustine, who coined my favorite phrase, 'Give me chastity and give me constancy, but do not give it yet.'"

"A man without a name, can never be identified. A man who doesn't exist, can never be caught. A man who doesn't love, can never truly be alive"

"If you think that by giving cold fusion to the world and giving up unimaginable wealth you'll make us happy, you're right."

"My name is Thomas More. I was named after a Saint who died for his faith."

"Val Kilmer - Simon Templar"

"Elisabeth Shue - Dr. Emma Russell"

"Your work... is very dangerous and alive. And I love your poems; they move me. But that's not who you really are... You're running from your past and your pain. And yet you keep it so... close to you, so you don't have to be afraid of who you are... because you're beautiful."

"I invest millions, and you can't make it work?! [throws papers] WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY MONEY?! Do you think [brief pause] it comes so easy? No!"

"Rade Šerbedžija - Ivan Petrovich Tretiak"

"Cunning. Devious. Dangerous. Treacherous."

"Valery Nikolaev - Ilya Tretiak"

"My name is Bruno Hautenfaust. I was named for a Saint who was a very wealthy man. He had the wine, the women, the songs, the whole bit, and then inexplicably, took a vow of poverty and became a hermit. Ran off to live in the forest, in the nude."

"Alun Armstrong - Inspector Teal"

"Michael Byrne - Yuri Vereshagin"

"Henry Goodman - Dr. Lev Naumovich Botvin"

"[prepares to pick the lock on the door of a Russian government building, only to find it unlocked] I love this country."

"Never reveal your name. Never turn your back. Never surrender your heart."

"[to Charlotte as she goes out to spend time with Joe] Don't do anything I wouldn't do…[pause] Or don't do anything I would!"

"[everyone in town is stricken by the news of President Kennedy's assassination] It feels like there isn't a single adult left on the entire planet."

"[Charlotte has a newfound obsession with Greek mythology] Charlotte, we're Jewish."

"So Joe, tell me about the nuns in the convent. Do they wear underwear in the shower? [narrating] I don't believe I said that."

"I may be pregnant with the next Jewish-Italian Messiah!"

"A word about Mrs. Flax and food: the word is "hors d'oeurves". "Fun Finger Foods" is her main source book and that's all the woman cooks. Anything more, she says, is too big a commitment."

"Oh, I'm going to hell for sure. Here he is, talking about his poor dead mother and I can't help wishing his hands were unbuttoning my dress!"

"[to her sister] Act your age, not your shoe size."

"Paulo Costanzo as Arthur"

"Howard Jerome as Larry"

"Polly Shannon as store clerk"

"[wanting a glass of wine] Hit me, Sergeant!"

"Frank Moore as Dan Thornhill"

"Nicole de Boer as Bonnie"

"OK, I've had a little scotch...I'm real calm."

"Ron Reagan as guard"

"Jay Thomas as Charles Fletcher"

"Wanda Cannon as Rita Fletcher"

"Chantal Leblanc-Everett as Tracy Fletcher"

"Mimi Kuzyk as Carol Richmond"

"Grant Nickalls as Steve Ellinger"

"Death is dwelling on the past or staying in one place too long!"

"Will Friedle as Duncan Fletcher"

"Mom Is Many Things...Normal Isn't One of Them."

"Dabney Coleman as President George Richmond"

"Adam Reid as Reid Bosshardt"

"Elisabeth Harnois as Hallie Richmond"

"[Charlotte is praying at a shrine she has made in her room to the Virgin Mary] Charlotte, we're Jewish."