"True story, last weekend there was a religious revival at Madison Square Garden. Bishop Fulton Sheen made such a stirring speech that 10,000 people converted to Catholicism. Then Billy Graham got up and did some inspired preaching and 10,000 people converted to Protestantism, then to close the program, Pat Boone got up and sang "There's A Gold Mine In The Sky" and 20,000 Jews joined the Air Force!"

"[about David] It turns out our golden boy is nothing but a lying, backstabbing kike."

"[to David] I have a confession to make, I think about you more than I ought to."

"Everybody's asking me what it's like to kiss a Jew."

"Matt Dillon - Sam Lombardo"

"Daphne Rubin-Vega - Detective Gloria Perez"

"Mr. Cleary: The cultural environment in which one lives ought to be as important as the air he breathes... the food he eats."

"Dr. Bartram: The honor code is a living thing. It cannot exist in a vacuum."

"Carrie Snodgress - Ruby"

"Mack McGivern: The weed of crime bears bitter fruit. Crime does not pay. The Shadow knows."

"Cory Pendergast - Jimmy Leach"

"Toi Svane Stepp - Nicole"

"Dennis Neal - Art Maddox"

"Marc Macaulay - Walter"

"Paulo Benedeti - Kirk"

"Jeff Perry - Bryce Hunter"

"Robert Wagner - Tom Baxter"

"Sure took you guys long enough to get here. What if someone was trying to strangle me, or... fuck me up the ass or something?"

"Tom Baxter: Maybe you didn't hear me, Lombardo. You're finished in Blue Bay. And if I find you around my daughter again, you'll be finished, period. Get the fuck out of here."

"He said "Don't worry, I didn't come." I can't forget that. He said "No little girl can ever make me come.""

"Bill Murray - Kenneth Bowden"

"Eduardo Yáñez - Frankie Condo"

"Ed Lauter - Alan Greene, David's father"

"Peter McRobbie - Chaplain"

"People aren't always what they appear to be. Don't forget that."

"Michael Higgins - Mr. Gierasch"

"Peter Donat - Headmaster Dr. Bartram"

"Amy Locane - Sally Wheeler"

"Željko Ivanek - Mr. Cleary"

"[taking off Kelly's panties] Guidance counselors get to find out all sorts of interesting things."

"Kevin Tighe - Coach McDevitt"

"Ben Affleck - Chesty Smith"

"Be wild. Be wicked. Beware."

"Cole Hauser - Jack Connors"

"Jennifer Taylor - Barbara Baxter"

"No little bitch could ever make me cum."

"Anthony Rapp - Richard "McGoo" Collins"

"McGoo: [pretending to sneeze as David walks by] A-Jew!"

"Brendan Fraser - David Greene"

"Matt Damon - Charlie Dillon"

"Chris O'Donnell - Chris Reece"

"Randall Batinkoff - Rip Van Kelt"

"Andrew Lowery - "Mack" McGivern"

"They're dying to play with you."