"[opening narration] They were my two best friends in the whole world. For five weeks. It was a total accident we even met. Me, a bum from Brooklyn using phoney frequent-flyer miles. Tony Croft was kind of a golden boy from Harvard School of Architecture. We met Lewis McBride, this long-haired Greenpeace tree-hugger guy. So the plan was to party till we ran out of cash in Malaysia. It was a paradise of rum, girls, and good, cheap hash."

"[witnessing Lewis McBride being sent to the gallows] I'm here, Lewis, I'm right here. You're not alone, Lewis. Look at me, Lewis. You're not alone, Lewis. Look at me. You're not alone. I'm here. Look at me. See me, Lewis. You're not alone. I'm right here. I'm right here, Lewis, I'm right here. I see you, Lewis. I'm right here. Lewis, you are not alone right now. I'm right here. You are not alone, Lewis. I see you. I see you, Lewis. I'm right here. You're not alone. You are not alone, Lewis!"

"Anne Heche - Beth Eastern"

"Joaquin Phoenix - Lewis McBride"

"Phil Hartman - Ted Maltin"

"Sinbad - Myron Larabee / Dementor"

"Curtis Armstrong - Chainsmoking Booster"

"Robert Conrad - Office Alexander Hummell"

"Jake Lloyd - Jamie Langston"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger - Howard Langston / Turbo Man"

"Phil Morris - Gale Force"

"Rita Wilson - Liz Langston"

"E. J. De La Pean - Johnny Maltin"

"Clint Howard as EMS Worker"

"John Spencer as Captain Phil Egan"

"M. Emmet Walsh as Lester Ivar"

"Giancarlo Esposito as Reuben Escobar"

"Liev Schreiber as Jeff Willis"

"James Garner as Raymond Hope"

"Margo Martindale as Gloria 'Mucho' Lamar"

"Gene Hackman as Jack Ames"

"Reese Witherspoon as Mel Ames"

"Stockard Channing as Lieutenant Verna Hollander"

"I also remember a movie your husband made. He shot 12 guys with a 6-shot revolver. I ain't gonna argue with that kind of marksmanship."

"Paul Newman as Harry Ross"

"Susan Sarandon as Catherine Ames"

"Hilary Duff as Wendy the Good Little Witch"

"Jeremy Foley as Casper the Friendly Ghost"

"The government taught him to kill. Now he's using his skills to help a woman seek revenge against the Miami underworld."

"Sylvester Stallone - Captain Ray Quick"

"Sharon Stone - May Munro / Adrian Hastings"

"Killing is his profession. Revenge is her goal. Together they take on the battle against the underworld of Miami."

"James Woods - Colonel Ned Trent"

"[blocks off old couple trying to get on elevator with him and his goons] Where are you going? Hey, use the stairs, this one's full. Get outta here! [notices the old man's brightly colored shirt] Get a new shirt."

"Eric Roberts - Tomas Leon"

"Sergio Doré Jr. - Bill, The Strong Arm"

"Mario Ernesto Sánchez - Charlie"

"Rod Steiger - Joe Leon"

"Jeana Bell - Alice Munro"

"Chase Randolph - Stan Munro"

"Your work... is very dangerous and alive. And I love your poems; they move me. But that's not who you really are... You're running from your past and your pain. And yet you keep it so... close to you, so you don't have to be afraid of who you are... because you're beautiful."

"My name is Thomas More. I was named after a Saint who died for his faith."

"If you think that by giving cold fusion to the world and giving up unimaginable wealth you'll make us happy, you're right."

"I invest millions, and you can't make it work?! [throws papers] WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY MONEY?! Do you think [brief pause] it comes so easy? No!"

"[prepares to pick the lock on the door of a Russian government building, only to find it unlocked] I love this country."

"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is August Christopher. I was named for St. Augustine, who coined my favorite phrase, 'Give me chastity and give me constancy, but do not give it yet.'"

"Cunning. Devious. Dangerous. Treacherous."

"Never reveal your name. Never turn your back. Never surrender your heart."