Mortal Kombat 11

"Scorpion: You, I remember all too well. Joker: Aww, the back of your head still hurting? Scorpion: I should've burned you right then and there."

"Joker: Fancy meeting you here, Scorpy! Scorpion: Sub-Zero knew how to find you. Joker: And how is your new cuddle buddy?"

"Sub-Zero: I will consign you to the coldest hell. Joker: Ooh! Let me put on my snowsuit! Sub-Zero: Prepare for your soul to freeze."

"Joker: Your girl Frost is quite the filly. Sub-Zero: She became dead to me long ago. Joker: Soon she'll be dead to me, too."

"Sub-Zero: You are as soulless as a Cyber Lin-Kuei. Joker: But they lack my gift for witty banter. Sub-Zero: The realms will sleep well with you silenced."

"Joker: Grandmaster Blueberry Ice, eh? Sub-Zero: Only Johnny Cage may use that name and live. Joker: You're hardly intimidating, snow cone."

"Joker: What's with the uber-goth cosplay. Noob Saibot: I am death personified. Joker: You look like death warmed over."

"Joker: Care to compare body counts? Noob Saibot: Yours cannot possibly exceed mine. Joker: Oh my dear boy, Look me up."

"Noob Saibot: The Brotherhood of Shadow is not interested. Joker: Trust me, you could use some comic relief. Noob Saibot: You are beneath us, Joker."

"Noob Saibot: You have no soul. Joker: I have two, one on each shoe! Noob Saibot: Your 'humor' will die with you."

"Joker: My congratulations to the bride. Jacqui: You know about me and Takeda? Joker: Pain makes your fiancée very chatty."

"Jacqui: Just who are you under the make up? Joker: That's the million dollar question, dearie. Jacqui: How about I shoot it off, and we'll see."

"Jacqui: Dad gave everything, fighting guys like you. Joker: And how did that work out for him? Jacqui: His pain is no joke."

"Joker: Well aren't you a vixen. Jacqui: I'm off limits, Joker. Joker: As if I respect boundaries."

"Joker: Those blades, those teeth! Baraka: Realizing the ways I can kill you? Joker: The bucks I'll make selling them in Gotham."

"Baraka: Now I remember you. Joker: It's awfully hard to forget this face. Baraka: I plan to wear it."

"Baraka: What are you supposed to be? Joker: Some call me the Harlequin of Hate. Baraka: You'll make a good snack."

"The Joker: I'm sorry, are you slobbering? Baraka: Because I'm about to taste human flesh. The Joker: Ha ha! The joke's on you."

"Joker: I thought lightning never strikes twice. Raiden: In your case, I will make an exception. Joker: Promise?"

"Raiden: I will banish you to Chaosrealm? Joker: Chaos? Now you're talking! Raiden: Be gone, jester!"

"Raiden: Your humor eludes me. Joker: I imagine most things do, Blunder God. Raiden: You will be silent!"

"Joker: Say hello to your new Chosen One! Raiden: I choose to finish you, Joker. Joker: Well you don't have to be rude!"

"Joker: D'Vorah, the entomologist's dream. D'Vorah: No human will study This One, Joker. Joker: You'll look spiffy, pinned to a wall."

"Jade: I've never met someone so horrid. Joker: Oh sweetie, it was just a joke. Jade: You killed millions of people!"

"Sindel: You may have the privilege of serving me. Joker: (laughs maniacally) Sindel: Did I say something funny?"

"Sindel: What a foul miscreant. Joker: Butter me up, why don't you. Sindel: I'll roast your head on a spit."

"Joker: I love your flair for the dramatic. Sindel: Speak again, knave, and I'll punish you. Joker: Please do."

"Joker: To what do I owe this privilege? Sindel: That sick joke targeting me and Shao Kahn. Joker: You have to admit it was funny."

"Baraka: Kronika's power was mine, mine to share with the tribe! In the new timeline I built, Tarkatans would be slaves no more. We would rule. We easily took Edenia, then Outworld and the Netherrealm. Last we challenged Earthrealm in Mortal Kombat. Within a thousand years, all realms fell to Tarkatan blade... And we have not run out of meat since! (Laughing Evilly)"

"Spawn: You've been to other dimensions? Scorpion: Each has had its own injustices. Spawn: Maybe that's why my soul still burns."

"Jax: Nobody questions my loyalty. Spawn: There's a snake in every operation. Jax: You wanna be startin' somethin'? (Michael Jackson reference)"

"Spawn: I've toppled dictators before. Sindel: You mean to kill Shao Kahn. Spawn: No, he's a puppet. You pull the strings."

"D'Vorah: This One likes you, for a Warm Blood. Spawn: Careful, my blood burns. D'Vorah: Kytinn prefer spicy flavors."

"Spawn: No more jokes, no more laughs. Joker: Sounds like you've got a case of the grumps! Spawn: I fucking hate clowns."

"Spawn: Kiss Jade goodbye. Kotal Kahn: Not while I draw breath. Spawn: Draw your last."

"Spawn: A man who can never die. Geras: Against a man who can never live. Spawn: Aren't we a pair?"

"Jacqui: I don't trust folks who deal with devils. Spawn: I've killed all my devils. Jacqui: Not sure that's any better."

"Baraka: Your meat smells burned. Spawn: Try deep-fried in Hellfire. Baraka: Eh, that passes for edible."

"Kung Lao: Is the Beijing opera in town? Spawn: I'm here to stop Shinnok's revival. Kung Lao: Seems more like you're about to start one."

"Spawn: Imagine Outworld free of slaves. Shao Kahn: Over my dead body. Spawn: Today's the day, skull-fucker."

"Spawn: You have a serious Netherrealm problem. Kung Lao: We don't need help from freelance demons. Spawn: That's exactly what you need!"

"The Terminator: Your guns and your cape. Give them to me. Spawn: You forgot to say please. The Terminator: It was not a request."

"The Terminator: What model are you? RoboCop: I'm a cop, Terminator. The Terminator: I am not subject to human law."

"RoboCop: Haven't we done this before? The Terminator: I have no record of a previous encounter. RoboCop: We have met. I am sure of it."

"RoboCop: Machines are either a benefit or hazard. The Terminator: Which am I? RoboCop: Were you a benefit, you wouldn't be my problem."

"The Terminator: You are a machine. RoboCop: I identify as human. The Terminator: Then you choose termination."

"RoboCop: Why did you contact me? Shang Tsung: To see if I could enlist your services. RoboCop: I cannot aid or abet criminal actions."

"Shang Tsung: What is this supposed to be? RoboCop: I'm taking you in, sorcerer. Shang Tsung: You're not from around here, are you?"

"RoboCop: Freeze! Put your hands up. Shang Tsung: I sense this is no amicable visit. RoboCop: You are under arrest, Shang Tsung."

"Shang Tsung: How brave of you to confront me. RoboCop: It's my duty, Shang Tsung. Shang Tsung: And now a taste of things to come."