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"Frost: Mine is a cold, cold world. Jacqui: You'll be hotter when you die, Frost. Frost: Think you can send me to the Netherrealm?"
"Scorpion: Still hoping to kill me? Frost: All Shirai Ryu must die. Scorpion: My fire will melt you, Frost."
"Kung Lao: Smile and the realms smile with you. Baraka: I'll smile when you swing from a meat hook. Kung Lao: Not going to happen, Baraka."
"D'Vorah: Jerrod was soft and weak-willed. Kitana: You claim to know father? D'Vorah: This One killed him for Shao Kahn."
"Kitana: I was right, doubting the Elder Gods. Cetrion: Your lack of faith disturbs me. Kitana: As does your obedience to Kronika."
"Kitana: I've never liked guns. Erron Black: Aww, they make you nervous, Princess? Kitana: They are highly uncivilized."
"Baraka: All of Tarkata reveres Jade. Kotal Kahn: An honor richly deserved. Baraka: You, on the other hand."
"Baraka: Daughter of Earthrealm. Jacqui: And proud of it, Buckteeth. Baraka: These teeth will rend your flesh."
"Baraka: What happened to your eye? Kano: Special Forces bastard took it. Baraka: I'll take the other one."
"Baraka: We meet again. Sub-Zero: It's a long way from the tournament. Baraka: We can still fight."
"Baraka: Speak your joke to my face. Jacqui: Baraka: My Grandmother's were the biggest!"
"Baraka: Heir to the Great Kung Lao. Kung Lao: The family legend precedes me. Baraka: It ends with your death."
"Baraka: I hate cold things. Frost: I am no 'thing', beast. Baraka: You are meat, Frost."
"Baraka: You'll be a good practice dummy. Frost: I am the future of pain, Baraka! Baraka: More like future of scrap metal."
"D'Vorah: A cold snack for the Swarm. Frost: This frost bites back. D'Vorah: Not with your jaw slacked from poison."
"Frost: You should have been Grandmaster. Noob Saibot: I would not allow female Lin Kuei. Frost: You're worse than Kuai Liang!"
"Kung Lao: Double date with Liu Kang and Kitana? Jade: In your dreams, Kung Lao. Kung Lao: A simple 'no' would have sufficed."
"Noob Saibot: You know nothing of cold. Frost: You never conjured ice as cold as mine. Noob Saibot: Death is the coldest ice."
"Noob Saibot: You are a sinful monk. Kung Lao: I'm no Liu Kang, but I'm hardly sinful. Noob Saibot: Death will purge your pride."
"Noob Saibot: One clan will rule the New Era. Frost: That clan will be mine, Bi-Han. Noob Saibot: Kuai Liang would be a better Grandmaster."
"Noob Saibot: Kuai Liang was a fool to trust you. Frost: A fool to doubt me, like you. Noob Saibot: I do not doubt your hubris."
"Frost: Revenge is a dish best served cold. Cassie Cage: Page five, Cliché Villains Handbook? Frost: Snark won't save you, Cage."
"Frost: Once cyberized, you will serve. Erron Black: Serve? Or service? Frost: Ugh, never mind."
"Kano: Better get right with Kronika. Baraka: (Fuck) you and Kronika! Kano: Now that's a bonzer attitude."
"Liu Kang: You learned nothing at the Wu Shi. Kung Lao: I learned I'm better than the best. Liu Kang: Have you been drinking with Bo 'Rai Cho?"
"Liu Kang: Master Li Bing saw your potential. Kung Lao: Is that why he made life Hell? Liu Kang: That was because you are lazy."
"Scorpion: Beware your bond with Liu Kang. Kitana: Relationship advice, Scorpion? Scorpion: Losing him will burn your soul."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!