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"Sindel: Submit and I'll spare your father. Jacqui: Your hair grows like Pinocchio's nose when you lie? Sindel: It grows whenever I kill someone."
"Sindel: I laugh at you, Elder God. Cetrion: I will balance Outworld. Sindel: Not on my back, Cetrion."
"Sindel: Trusting Kronika is foolish. Frost: Not after enhancements like mine. Sindel: I'll reduce them to scrap."
"D'Vorah: This One can protect you from Quan Chi. Sindel: You'll betray me to him, bug. D'Vorah: Kotal was more easily deceived."
"Sindel: You're like the daughter I never had. Frost: And you're like the mother I killed. Sindel: An attribute she and I won't share."
"Jacqui: My name is Jacqueline Briggs. Sindel: Ha ha ha! I killed your father. Jacqui: Prepare to die."
"Sindel: What have you seen of my history? Geras: Betrayal, cruelty, corruption. Sindel: A survivor's legacy, Geras."
"Sindel: Earthrealmer! You will die. Erron Black: Damn! That voice is sexy. Sindel: Want me to scream for you?"
"Sindel: You are an orphaned bastard. Liu Kang: Thank you for reminding me. Sindel: Be gone from my presence!"
"Sindel: Go back to your realm, machine! The Terminator: I have no way to return. Sindel: Then you will die here."
"Shao Kahn: Tell me something only Sindel would know. Sindel: Quan Chi murdered me, right under your nose! Shao Kahn: You lie, impostor."
"Sindel: Quan Chi deceived you, you pathetic fool! Shao Kahn: Impossible! Shao Kahn is no one's fool! Sindel: You sad, embarrassing wreck of a man."
"Sindel: You cannot take my throne! Sindel (other player): Your throne, your husband, everything! Sindel: You'll have none of it, pretender!"
"Sindel: Have you ever been dominated? Raiden: Are you offering, Sindel? Sindel: Submit. You may enjoy it."
"Raiden: So now you defend Earthrealm? Scorpion: I have made a solemn vow. Raiden: You will be held to it, Scorpion."
"Johnny Cage: Grandma Carlton told you my secret? Cassie Cage: "Johnny Pee-Pants"? Johnny Cage: I had one accident. One!"
"Shang Tsung: Master Boyd sends his regards. Johnny Cage: You killed him, didn't you? Shang Tsung: Your 'sensei' was helpless against me."
"Kabal: Stealing my soul won't make you faster. Shang Tsung: Actually, that is precisely how it works. Kabal: Eh, shit."
"The Terminator: I have no files on you. Joker: No one does. That's the beauty of it! The Terminator: Unknowns must be terminated."
"Joker: You sonnuvabitch, you stole my face! Shang Tsung: I could steal a lot more, Clown. Joker: Never rub another man's rhubarb."
"Shang Tsung: Why have you returned, Joker? Joker: My fan boys were begging for a sequel. Shang Tsung: Too bad your story ends here."
"Joker: Outworld needs a Clown Prince. Shao Kahn: Your entrails will feed my war dogs. Joker: See, I'd fit right in!"
"Shao Kahn: How will you survive this encounter? Joker: No one lands a punchline better. Shao Kahn: Entertain me, jester."
"Shao Kahn: You have a death wish, fool? Joker: I'm not known for making great life choices. Shao Kahn: This one will be your last."
"Joker: The bigger you are, the harder you'll fall. Shao Kahn: The harder I'll punish, Joker. Joker: Who said you could re-write me?!"
"Joker: Ooo! A new groupie. Frost: I'm here to kill you, not kiss you. Joker: You really are a fan!"
"Frost: Your next stop is a slab. Joker: Why give me the cold shoulder? Frost: You exist, Joker."
"Frost: So you're the infamous Joker. Joker: The man, the myth, the legend. Frost: All three die today."
"Joker: There's a gal I know you would love. Frost: Is she a great cryomancer? Joker: She's killer, Frost."
"Nightwolf: You are far from home. Joker: Is it that obvious I'm a tourist? Nightwolf: And that you're a danger to all."
"Joker: Manitou Raven, is that you? Nightwolf: The name is Nightwolf. Joker: Are you some kind of Apache chief?"
"Nightwolf: Your grin is unnerving. Joker: That's the nicest thing I've ever been told. Nightwolf: It's the last thing you'll ever hear."
"Joker: I like face paint, you like war paint. Nightwolf: What's your point, Joker? Joker: That we could be super friends!"
"Joker: You're the biggest star here? Johnny Cage: Or the brightest, baddest. You get the idea. Joker: Let's try the 'deadest'."
"Joker: Tell your producers I'll star in your next film. Johnny Cage: A killer clown? Cliché city. Joker: Just wait 'til they get a load of me."
"Johnny Cage: Time for a company move back to your universe. Joker: Worried that I'll steal the show? Johnny Cage: That you'll dice me into bite-sized pieces./That you'll serve me with chianti and fava beans."
"Johnny Cage: Is there a point to your evil? Joker: No. Should there be? Johnny Cage: I do not want to know your origin story."
"Joker: Why so serious, Army Girl? Sonya Blade: Fought a lot of bad guys, but none like you. Joker: You've saved the best for last."
"Joker: You'd be prettier if you smiled. Sonya Blade: You die, I smile. Joker: Oh, I like you."
"Sonya Blade: There a reason you've come back? Joker: Don't worry. The punchline's coming soon. Sonya Blade: Over my dead body, clown."
"Sonya Blade: Had enough of you the first time. Joker: Aww, don't like losing in graveyards? Sonya Blade: Not to some face-painted freak."
"Joker: We didn't meet the last time I was here. Cassie Cage: This isn't your first visit? Joker: Nobody told you? I was all the rage."
"Cassie Cage: I've seen better cosplay on Hollywood Boulevard. Joker: What's wrong with my sartorial flare!? Cassie Cage: Step one: admit you have a problem."
"Joker: Well aren't you just as cute as a button. Cassie Cage: And aren't you just as creepy as fuck. Joker: Flattery will get you nowhere, deary."
"Cassie Cage: Mom told me all about you, Joker. Joker: Ooh! She must've been all smiles. Cassie Cage: At the thought of me killing you, yes."
"Joker: Pick quickly! Sonya or your little girl? Jax: What the hell have you done, Joker?! Joker: Oh this joke's gonna kill."
"Jax: Dead or alive, you're coming with me. Joker: Whatever you say, (officer/RoboCop)! Jax: Gonna smack that grin right off him."
"Jax: I'll never forgive you, Joker. Joker: Which of my crimes has your panties twisted? Jax: Making Kano seem like less of a monster."
"Joker: A lifetime of sacrifice, and for what? Jax: The pride of serving my family and country. Joker: You sound like that big, blue boy scout."
"Scorpion: Hellfire awaits, Joker. Joker: As it should for the master of sick burns! Scorpion: Your lunacy must die."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!