I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Guardian: Remember, Remember, The Fourth Of November""

"Graeme Garden: "The Sun: Fuse! What A Scorcher!""

"Willie Rushton: "Financial Times: Boom Fails To Materialise""

"Barry Cryer: "Daily Mail: Government Knives Out For Fawkes""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Sun: French Filly Flambé (translation on page 8)""

"Willie Rushton: "The Cricketer: England Win Ashes""

"Barry Cryer: "Green News: Woodburning French Threat To Ozone Layer""

"Graeme Garden: "The Star: Phew! What a Scorcher!""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Daily Mail: "English Hooligans Burnt My Daughter" says Mrs. Arc""

"Willie Rushton: "Le Figaro: French Government Spokesman says "Smoking Can Seriously Damage Your Health"""

"Willie Rushton: "The Star: Kylie Minogue is Star Bird - 'Covet Neighbours Ass'""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Times: Graven Image Manufacturers Protest At New Guidelines""

"Willie Rushton: "New Musical Express: 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' drops to Number 8""

"Graeme Garden: "Express Sport: Moses Names Ten for Sunday""

"Barry Cryer: "Melody Maker: Stones Make Comeback""