I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue

"Jan Ravens: "How To Become President for Dummies""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Low Expectations""

"Graeme Garden: "Where's Wally?""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "David Coppafeel""

"Barry Cryer: "Nineteen-Eighty-Phwoar!""

"Kerry Godliman: "The Tiger That Came During Tea""

"Graeme Garden: "The Secret Habit of Adrian Mole""

"Kerry Godliman: "The Curious Incident of Dogging in the Night Time""

"Graeme Garden: "The Old Ann Summers Curiosity Shop""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Three Men in a Goat""

"Barry Cryer: "Throbbingson Crusoe""

"Graeme Garden: "Wind in the Willies""

"Kerry Godliman: "The MILF on the Floss""

"Graeme Garden: "The Lion, The Witch and the Webcam""

"Barry Cryer: "Champion, The Wonder Hearse""

"Barry Cryer: "A-Wop-Bop-A-Loo-Bop, A-Wop-Embalm""

"Willie Rushton: "Some embalming evening, You may stuff a stranger""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "You're The Cream In My Coffin""

"Graeme Garden: "I'm Getting Buried In The Morning""

"Willie Rushton: "Itsy-Bitsy, Teeny-Weeny, Yellow Polka Dot Winding Sheet""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Top Hat & Nails""

"Graeme Garden: "I Dig It My Way""

"Willie Rushton: "Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Cemetery""

"Barry Cryer: "I Can't Get No Putrefaction by The Rolling Headstones""

"Willie Rushton: "Please Deep-Freeze Me""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "You're Just My Jack-in-a-Box""

"Barry Cryer: "Where Have All The Flowers Gone?""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Knees Up, Mother Brown""

"Barry Cryer: "Unchained Melody by Urethra Franklin""

"Willie Rushton: "I'm Too Sexy For My Truss""

"Willie Rushton: "Lipstick On Your Colon""

"Willie Rushton: "Singing In The Brain""

"Graeme Garden: "Hit the Prozac, and don't you come back no more.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Coldfinger""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Dr., No!""

"Barry Cryer: "They Can't Take That Away From Me""

"Willie Rushton: "Urine The Money""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Yes Sir, That's My Baby""

"Graeme Garden: "Hernia Rose I Bring You""

"Barry Cryer: "I Want Some Diagnosis For A Blue Lady""

"Willie Rushton: "Testes Song At Twilight""

"Barry Cryer: "If I Was a Bitch Man, Poodle-oodle-oodle-oodle-oodle-oodle-oodle-oodle-oo from Fiddler on the Woof""

"Willie Rushton: "Pekinese-up Mother Brown""

"Graeme Garden: "Daydream Retriever by The Mongrels""

"Barry Cryer: "Dog-fanciers' favourite groups include: The Pointer Sisters, Vet Vet Vet and There's A Good Boy-zone""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Making Whoopsie""

"Willie Rushton: "Good Collie, Miss Molly""

"Barry Cryer: "The Beagles Anthology including: Hey Chewed, Oh Mr Postman, Labrador Rigby, A Little Whelp From My Friends by Joe Cocker""

"Barry Cryer: "Tom Bones singing My, My, My, Rottweiler""

"Graeme Garden: "The Miniature-Schnauzer the Joint""