I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue

"Barry Cryer: "Tesco ready meals - Horses for courses!""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! - It's not butter!""

"Miles Jupp: "The Wild Bean Café - You have literally no other option!""

"Humphrey Lyttelton: "While reading the Exchange and Mart...""

"John Finnemore: "Fray Bentos - Don't ask, don't tell.""

"John Finnemore: "Hull Trains - Oh, doesn't every city have its own trains? Oh, I'm sorry. We do.""

"Tony Hawks: "Ferrero Rocher - They're the dogs' bollocks!""

"Tony Hawks: "Wakefield - Because you came off at the wrong exit on the motorway.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Andrex - Shit happens.""

"John Finnemore: "Yellow Pages - In case the internet stops existing.""

"John Finnemore: "Prosecco - For those special occasions that aren't that special.""

"Miles Jupp: "McDonald's - We have toilets!""

"John Finnemore: "Ryanair - You knew what you were getting into!""

"Barry Cryer: "The Noise Abatement Society - ...""

"Barry Cryer: "Durex - In your wallet for years.""

"Barry Cryer: "The Milk Marketing Board - A glass of milk... in every glass.""

"Jack Dee: "A dreadful habit of young Mart's was lighting his and others' farts...""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Southern or Northern Rail - We're not happy 'til you're not happy.""

"Jack Dee: "Without permission, stupid Jake went skating on a frozen lake...""

"Humphrey Lyttelton: "I once found my pet puss in Boots...""

"Jack Dee: "Young James thought it would be a lark, to ride upon a great white shark...""

"Humphrey Lyttelton: "We went to a show with Ken Dodd...""

"Miles Jupp: "Disneyland - Because if you don't take them, they will never shut up!""

"Jack Dee: "A wicked habit of young Bill's, was rifling through his father's pills...""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Vodafone - Mos...ubbish...obile...hone...cept...in...country.""

"Caroline Quentin: "Apple - Think different. Think ungramattical.""

"Tony Hawks: "She was just seventeen, well you know what I mean...""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "I've spent the afternoon stuffing olives.""

"Alexander Armstrong: "Taken... from Matthew Chapter 2 Beginning at Verse 5""

"Tony Hawks: "One Flew Over the Curate's Vest""

"Alexander Armstrong: "Oppenhymnbook""

"Rachel Parris: "10 Things I Hate About Pews""

"Rev. Richard Coles: "A Streetcar Named Messiah""

"Tony Hawks: "Star Trek and the Wrath of Chaka Khan""

"Barry Cryer: "The Count of Monte Disco""

"Tony Hawks: "It's Raining A Few Good Men""

"John Finnemore: "Inglorious Gaynor""

"Tony Hawks: "Jiving Miss Daisy""

"John Finnemore: "I Know What You Did, Donna Summer""

"Tony Hawks: "Some Like It Hot, Hot, Hot""

"Barry Cryer: "Village People of the Damned""

"Tony Hawks: "Chariots of Earth, Wind and Fire""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "How Deep is Your Love in the Time of Cholera""

"John Finnemore: "Dial 'Boney M' for Murder""

"Barry Cryer: "Peter Pan's People""

"Tony Hawks: "Eee, Tea!""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "There's Summat Abaht Mary""

"Barry Cryer: "From Hull to Eternity""

"Caroline Quentin: "About a Boycott""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Castleford Tigers, Hidden Dragon""