Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko

"I hope you're not in heat...!""

"Bark like a dog, you little monkey woman."

"Half-man, half-dog, one hundred percent sexy."

"Half-man, half-dog next springer!"

"Dog-headed gods and the women who love them, on the next Jerry Springer!"

"I'll kidnap all the oceans of the world, Underdog!"

"This place is drier than Linda Tripp's sauna pants!"

"Uh, is this one of those pyramid schemes?"

"(imitating Liberace) I wish my brother Moses was here!"

"(in a childish voice) I'm a bad man, I have poopy pants."

"If I get to meet Yul Brynner, I'll plotz!"

"I feel like an usher at a gay rodeo."

"I feel like I'm back at '54."

"(At phone) Hi pizza guy. One large pie with dung beetles."

"(At phone) Just dial 10-10-LETMYPEOPLEGO."

"(At phone) Huh, Doctor Who must have left this behind."

"(At phone) That's it, I'm calling the cops!"

"You're the only one, Gex."

"HOGAN!!! Forty days in the cooler!"

"INCOMIIIING!!!"

"The Pentagon spent 25 million dollars for this one level??"

"Note to self: Don't get killed in big, loud war."

"If this was the '60s, I'd run and hide. Of course, I'd have sideburns and bell-bottoms."

"Sur-prise, sur-prise, sur-prise."

"(as R. Lee Ermey) Where are you from, son?...Texas!!?...HO-LY--!"

"(again, as R. Lee Ermey) The first word out of your filthy sewer will be "GEX"!"

"Gooood morniiing, Menlo Park!"

"Do these boots come in red?"

"I can accessorize this: A handbag, some buttons, a bauble, a bow!"

"This helmet is gonna muss my hair...."

"Nothing like army clothes for total comfort."

"He-hey, where's the "Flee to Canada" level?"

"Hey, no kidding, did I miss the "make love, not war" level?"

"(singing) War is a many-splendored thing."

"Youuu TRY IT!"

"(as Clint Eastwood): Do you feel lucky, punk?"

"(again, as Eastwood): Go ahead... make my lunch."

"(again, as Eastwood): Gecko's gotta know his limitations."

"(with a Mexican accent) I could use a siesta!"

"I can tickle?!"

"Howdy! There's some doodie."

"There's GOLD in them there teeth!"

"Rollin' rollin' rollin', rawhide!"

"Boxcar Willie is my favorite hobo."

"YEE-HAW, LITTLE DOGGIES!"

"Saddle up, Hombre."

"Xtra, I'm a-fixin to rescue you."

"I'm going to find Billy Crystal's smile."

"Well, little lady....it's me and a donkey."

"I'm sorry, it must've been the beans."