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April 10, 2026
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"Salma Hayek as Roxanne "Roxie" Chase-Feder"
"Adam Sandler as Leonard "Lenny" Feder"
"Kevin James as Erickson "Eric" Lamonsoff"
"Steve Buscemi as Wiley"
"Chris Rock as Kurtis "Kurt" McKenzie"
"Jackie Sandler as Jackie Tardio"
"Jimmy Tatro as Frat Boy"
"Kim Chan - Chon Wang and Chon Lin's father"
"Gemma Jones - Queen Victoria"
"Oliver Cotton - Jack the Ripper"
"Tom Wu - Lead Boxer Liu"
"Kelly-Marie Kerr - Clara"
"Jackie Chan - Chon Wang (stand-in by Vladimir Chaloupka)"
"Owen Wilson - Roy O'Brannon (doubled by Jimmy N. Roberts)"
"Hey, Chon, you're lucky I didn't invest in that ridiculous "auto-mobile" idea. Yeah, that's gonna make a lot of money."
"Aaron Johnson - Charlie Chaplin"
"And just to set the record straight... Roy O'Brannon is not attracted to loose women; loose women are attracted to me."
"I see a lot of myself in that kid. It's kinda freakin' me out."
"Thomas Fisher - Artie Doyle"
"I'm a 30 year old waiter/gigolo. Where's the future in that?"
"[in London] Hey, I'm walking here! You're driving on the wrong side of the road! Bunch of amateurs, these people don't get it!"
"I'm gettin' ready to launch a little thing called operation sweep her off her feet."
"I call that my kung pow chicken."
"[to Chon Lin] You have a GREAT body. There! I said it! It's out in the open!"
"That's a terrible name for a detective. Sherlock Holmes?"
"Ooooh... You think you're so cool with your karate... and your child-like reflexes!"
"Aidan Gillen - Lord Nelson Rathbone"
"Hey, Rathbone! I was just thinking of a title for my new book. "Roy O'Brannon vs. Little Lord Sissy." Or how about "Roy O'Brannon versus the Man who would be Queen?""
"David Sparrow - Charlie, the 59th Street Doorman"
"Victor A. Young - Mr. Peabody"
"Tony Sciara - Assistant Chef Marco"
"Who loves you, baby?"
"Gerry Quigley - Jerry"
"Julian Richings - Patrice"
"You know what I call him? Not Roy O'Bannon. Roy O'Baloney!"
"Cliff Saunders - Max"
"Sean Gallagher - Rick"
"Graham Harley - Walter"
"Arlene Duncan - Lily"
"Colm Magner - Thomas the Maitre'd"
"Debra McGrath - Cornelia"
"[as it starts raining] Oh, this country blows."
"Fann Wong - Chon Lin"
"Neil Crone - Agent Kringle"
"Rick Roberts - Brooks"
"Sara Topham - Rachel Peabody"
"Gavin Creel - Bill"
"Corrine Conley - Mrs. Thornton"
"Julie Andrews - Nanny"
"Kenneth Welsh - Sir Wilkes"