First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Good idea."
"James Saito - North Korean Mob Boss"
"Marian Seldes - Mrs. Hess"
"Rya Kihlstedt - Alice Ribbons"
"Lenny Von Dohlen - Burton Jernigan"
"Kevin Kilner - Jack Pruitt"
"Haviland Morris - Karen Pruitt"
"David Thornton - Earl Unger"
"Seth Smith - Stan Pruitt"
"Scarlett Johansson - Molly Pruitt"
"Ready for more. Much more."
"There is a new kid on the block."
"It's bad news for bad guys...again."
"Alex D. Linz - Alex Pruitt"
"Olek Krupa - Peter Beaupre"
"Baxter Harris - Police Captain"
"The "it" you're referring to is my little brother."
"There you go, Speedy. ( gasps )"
"Oh, man. I hope they're not-- ( gasps, screams )"
"Peter Dante as Officer Dante"
"Chris Hardwick as Ice Cream Vendor"
"Shaquille O'Neal as Officer Fluzzo"
"Jon Lovitz as Squats Fitness Janitor"
"Halston Sage as Nancy Arbuckle"
"Cheri Oteri as Penny"
"Tim Meadows as Malcolm"
"Ellen Cleghorne as Mary Fluzoo"
"Alexander Ludwig as Braden"
"Allen Covert as Hippie Teacher"
"Jimmy Tatro as Frat Boy"
"Erin Heatherton as Female Cheerleader"
"Patrick Schwarzenegger as Frat Boy Cooper"
"Taran Killam as Male Cheerleader"
"David Henrie as Frat Boy Zac"
"Georgia Engel as Mrs. Lamonsoff"
"Nadji Jeter as Andre McKenzie"
"Frank Gingerich as Bean Lamonsoff"
"China Anne McClain as Charlotte McKenzie"
"Cameron Boyce as Keithie Feder"
"Alexys Nycole Sanchez as Becky Feder"
"Taylor Lautner as Frat Boy Andy"
"Ada-Nicole Sanger as Donna Lamonsoff"
"Maria Bello as Sally Lamonsoff"
"Maya Rudolph as Deanne McKenzie"
"Andy Samberg as Male Cheerleader"
"Jake Goldberg as Greg Feder"
"Milo Ventimiglia as Frat Boy Milo"
"Chris Rock as Kurtis "Kurt" McKenzie"
"David Spade as Marcus "Higgy" Higgins"
"Kevin James as Erickson "Eric" Lamonsoff"