"Men are rats. Listen to me, they're fleas on rats. Worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they're too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy."

"Gosh, Your turning into a One Woman USO"

"Coz he sounds like a drag"

"[singing] Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, Lousy with virginity. Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed. I can't, I'm Sandra Dee."

"A hickey from Kenickie is like getting a Hallmark card—when you care enough to send the very best."

"Hey, how was the Action at the beach man?"

"The whole place a no Parking Zone Crater Face"

"But you dont gotta Brag"

"Yea Right here Putzie!"

"So, what did you do all summer Danny?"

"Like a Beautiful blonde Pineapple"

"The only thing that hangs around you, Sonny, are the flies!"

"Sandy, wherefore art thou, Sandy!"

"Oh no! I'm going to be a senior forever. I have to study for that Dumb algebra test tomorrow."

"How much dough did he spend?"

"Did you guys get a look at Zuk this Morning? Looking pretty good this year huh Rizz?"

"Tell me about it, stud."

"He was so nice to me this summer."

"That's my name, don't wear it out."

"[singing] I got chills, They're multiplyin,' And I'm losing control. 'Cause the power you're supplyin' — It's electrifyin'!"

"This car could be systematic, hydromatic, ultramatic. Why, it could be Greased Lightning!"

"Max Patkin - Himself"

"Danny Gans - Deke"

"Jenny Robertson - Millie"

"William O'Leary - Jimmy"

"Robert Wuhl - Larry Hockett"

"Trey Wilson - Joe "Skip" Riggins"

"Tim Robbins - Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh"

"Susan Sarandon - Annie Savoy"

"Kevin Costner - Lawrence "Crash" Davis"

"A movie about America's other favorite pastime."

"Romance is a lot like baseball. It's not whether you win or lose. It's how you play the game."

"It's all about sex and sport. What else is there?"

"A Major League love story in a Minor League town."

"A good friend of mine used to say, "This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains." Think about that for a while."

"[Gives up a hit in a close game] Shit, piss, fuck!"

"Why does he want me to throw the heat again, I just threw it. No, don't think, Meat, just give him the gas."

"[Wearing Annie's garter belt under his uniform for the first time] This underwear feels kinda sexy...that don't make me queer, right? Right."

""Limping jets of love"...Hey, Crash. Does that mean what I think it means, "limping jets of love"?"

"[Describing his first night with Annie] We didn't fuck. She just read poetry to me all night. It was more tiring than fucking."