"In France, we dug trenches ten miles long. We took earth from here and made hills there. We moved entire fields. You wouldn't believe what we did. It's possible. It's just hard work."

"Stop actin' so English!"

"Well I don't know the English word, but in Welsh we call it a be'chi'ngalw."

"All this fuss over what? Is it a hill, is it a mountain? Perhaps it wouldn't matter anywhere else, but this is Wales. The Egyptians built pyramids, the Greeks built temples, but we did none of that, because we had mountains. Yes, the Welsh were created by mountains: where the mountain starts, there starts Wales. If this isn't a mountain—well, if this isn't a mountain, then Anson might just as well redraw the border and put us all in England, God forbid."

"John Howard - George Kittredge"

"Mary Nash - Margaret Lord"

"Ruth Hussey - Elizabeth 'Liz' Imbrie"

"James Stewart - Macaulay 'Mike' Connor"

"Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Sammantha Lord"

"Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven"

"Broadway's howling year-run comedy hit of the snooty society beauty who slipped and fell - IN LOVE!"

"Uncle Leo's bedtime story for you older tots! The things they do among the playful rich - Oh, boy!"

"[watching the wedding, triumphant] I did it. I did it all!"

"Oh, I wish something would happen! Nothing ever possibly in the least ever happens here!"

"Henry Daniell - Sidney Kidd"

"Virginia Weidler - Dinah Lord"

"John Halliday - Seth Lord"

"Roland Young - Uncle Willie"

"George Raft — "Spats" Colombo"

"Jack Lemmon — Jerry (Gerald)/"Daphne""

"Tony Curtis — Joe/"Josephine"/"Shell Oil Junior""

"Marilyn Monroe — Sugar "Kane" Kowalczyk"

"Marilyn Monroe and her bosom companions"

"Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!"

"The movie too HOT for words!"

"I'm not very bright, I guess...just dumb. If I had any brains, I wouldn't be on this crummy train with this crummy girls' band...I used to sing with male bands but I can't afford it anymore...That's what I'm running away from. I worked with six different ones in the last two years. Oh, brother!...I can't trust myself. I have this thing about saxophone players, especially tenor sax...I don't know what it is, they just curdle me. All they have to do is play eight bars of 'Come to Me, My Melancholy Baby' and my spine turns to custard. I get goose pimply all over and I come to 'em...every time... That's why I joined this band. Safety first. Anything to get away from those bums...You don't know what they're like. You fall for 'em and you really love 'em - you think this is gonna be the biggest thing since the Graf Zeppelin - and the next thing you know, they're borrowing money from you and spending it on other dames and betting on horses...Then one morning you wake up, the guy is gone, the saxophone's gone, all that's left behind is a pair of old socks and a tube of toothpaste, all squeezed out. So you pull yourself together. You go on to the next job, the next saxophone player. It's the same thing all over again. You see what I mean? Not very bright...I can tell you one thing - it's not gonna happen to me again - ever. I'm tired of getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop."

"Beverly Wills — Dolores"

"Edward G. Robinson Jr. — Johnny Paradise"

"Harry Wilson — Spats's henchman"

"Mike Mazurki — Spats's henchman"

"George E. Stone — "Toothpick" Charlie"

"Barbara Drew — Nellie Weinmeyer"

"Billy Gray — Sig Poliakoff"

"Dave Barry — Mister Beinstock"

"Joan Shawlee — Sweet Sue"

"Nehemiah Persoff — "Little Bonaparte""

"Joe E. Brown — Osgood Fielding III"

"Pat O'Brien — Detective Mulligan"

"[Turns on the sprinklers on a ball field] Oh my goodness, we've got ourselves a natural disaster!"

"Eddie Deezen - Eugene Felnic"

"Susan Buckner - Patty Simcox"

"Lorenzo Lamas - Tom Chisum"

"Sid Caesar - Coach Calhoun"

"Edd Byrnes - Vince Fontaine"

"Frankie Avalon - The Teen Angel"

"Eve Arden - Principal McGee"

"Jamie Donnelly - Jan"