"Welcome. A few moments ago, I realized the only reason I was getting married was because of a law, and that didn't seem like a good enough reason. So, I won't be getting married today. My grandmother has ruled without a man at her side for quite some time, and... I think she rocks at it. So, as the granddaughter of Queen Clarisse and King Rupert, I ask the members of parliament to think about your nieces, your sisters, your daughters and granddaughters, and ask yourselves: would you force them to do what you're trying to make me do? I believe I will be a great queen. I understand Genovia to be a land that combines the beauty of the past with all the best hope of the future. I feel in my heart and soul that I can rule Genovia. I... I love Genovia. Do you think that I would be up here in a wedding dress if I didn't? I stand here ready to take my place as your queen. Without a husband."

"[to her grandmother] Just because I didn't get my fairytale ending doesn't mean you shouldn't."

"To be a princess, you've got to believe that you're a princess. You've gotta walk the way you think a princess should walk, so think tall, smile and wave, and just have fun."

"[after Andrew gives her an engagement ring] Do I have to put it on myself?"

"Andrew, could you try to talk without moving your lips? The lip-readers have binoculars."

"[to Andrew, laughing] Why, thank you, sir. I think you might be even clumsier than me!"

"I have my own mall!"

"[throwing herself onto her bed] This is so COOL!"

"There are 550 years of Renaldi's on these walls, and I will be up there next to my father."

"Keegan Connor Tracy – Mandy"

"Christine Chatelain – Andie"

"Monet Mazur – Candy"

"Emmanuelle Vaugier – Susie"

"Adam Trese – John Sullivan"

"Paulo Costanzo – Ryan"

"Shannyn Sossamon – Erica Sutton"

"Josh Hartnett – Matt Sullivan"

"This March, sex takes a holiday."

"One man is about to do the unthinkable. No sex. Whatsoever. For... 40 Days and 40 Nights."

"Jerry Anderson: I've jerked off three times since lunch and I've still got this fucking hard-on."

"Candy: [describing the typical sexuality of men] They're like animals. Their whole lives revolve around their penises."

"Mandy: [describing the importance of women's power of abstinence] Women have been doing this since...the beginning. It's all part of the system. But you're taking the power and you're fucking with the system. Now, you realize that we can't let this happen, hmm?"

"This is a photocopy of Candy's ass? You're gonna call her, right?"

"Do you know how many hours I spent looking for for my "Temple of Poon" tape? One. That is a long time to be looking for porn, Matt. What the fuck is going on?"

"Dude, you've got to tell her. Seriously. You can pass off two dates without a kiss as being old-fashioned. You go three and you're a homo."

"Wait, wait. Don't go to sleep yet. We got to talk about something. [pause] Stickers. Do you like stickers?"

"You stupid, stupid...silly little person."

"I almost fucked an outlet today."

"Julie Gonzalo - Shelby"

"Andrea Avery - Gabriella"

"Madeline Zima - Brianna"

"Regina King - Rhonda"

"Dan Byrd - Carter"

"Chad Michael Murray - Austin Ames"

"Jennifer Coolidge - Fiona"

"Hilary Duff - Sam Montgomery"

"Austin: I live in a world full of people pretending to be something they're not. But when I talk to you I'm the guy I want to be."