First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Omid Djalili — Tiger"
"Avril Lavigne — Heather"
"Catherine O'Hara — Penny"
"Eugene Levy — Lou"
"Allison Janney — Gladys Sharp"
"Thomas Haden Church — Dwayne LaFontant"
"Nick Nolte — Vincent"
"William Shatner — Ozzie"
"Wanda Sykes — Stella"
"Steve Carell — Hammy"
"Garry Shandling — Verne"
"Bruce Willis — RJ"
"Master Blaster. (Stella tagline)"
"Nuts! (Hammy tagline)"
"Shell Shocked (Verne tagline)"
"Ring Leader (RJ tagline)"
"Taking back the neighborhood one snack at a time."
"Get over it."
"From the creators of Shrek and Madagascar."
"Ranger: Here we go, off to the Rockies for you, Smokey."
"Lunch Table Larry: Look out!"
"BBQ Barry: Oh, my back!"
"Amy Benedict - NSA Agent Mary"
"Bodhi Elfman - Centurion S&L Night Guard"
"Stephen Tobolowsky - Dr. Werner Brandes"
"George Hearn - Gregor"
"James Earl Jones - Bernard Abbott, NSA"
"Eddie Jones - Buddy Wallace"
"Timothy Busfield - Dick Gordon"
"Mary McDonnell - Liz"
"River Phoenix - Carl Arbogast"
"Dan Aykroyd - 'Mother'"
"David Strathairn - Irwin 'Whistler' Emory"
"Sidney Poitier - Donald Crease"
"Ben Kingsley - Cosmo"
"Robert Redford - Martin Brice/Martin "Marty" Bishop"
"A burglar, a spy, a fugitive, a delinquent, a hacker, and a piano teacher... and these are the good guys."
"To trust can be murder."
"We could tell you what it's about. But then, of course, we'd have to kill you."
"In a surprise announcement, the Republican National Committee has revealed it is bankrupt. A spokesman for the party said they had plenty of money in their accounts last week, but today they just don't know where the money has gone. But not everybody is going begging. Amnesty International, Greenpeace and the United Negro College Fund announced record earnings this week, due mostly to large, anonymous donations."
"Okay, boss, this LTX-71 concealable mike is part of the same system that NASA used when they faked the Apollo Moon landings. They had the astronauts broadcast around the world from a sound stage at Norton Air Force Base in San Bernadino, California. So it worked for them, shouldn't give us too many problems."
"I cannot kill my friend. [to his henchmen] Kill my friend."
"Morning sunshine. Remember, these are the best days of your life, so far. (winks)"
"James Marsden - Jack Bartlett"
"Marla Sokoloff - Lisa"
"Sara Marsh - Lucy "The Brain""
"Alexandra Holden - Fern "The Terminator""
"Melissa George - Cleo "The Stalker""
"Mena Suvari - Kansas "The Rebel""
"Rachel Blanchard - Hannah "The Virgin""