"Jack: There are only three things I want in life. To, one day, become a senator of this great state (crowd cheer)... I wanna lead the mighty Lincolns to victory in the homecoming game (crowd cheer)... And I wanna go to the homecoming dance with Diane West. (Crowd gasp... then cheer!)"

"(Cheerleaders shout "Hey, ho, let's go".) I don't know about they "hey" part, but "ho" is right on the money."

"Jack was fine. Man, was he fine! It was like he was a bar of chocolate and the whole school was on the rag."

"Now I know it's my job to give you all the facts, so, I'm gonna have to says their cheer blew like a bulemic after Christmas dinner."

"Truth is, they're so close, they all get their monthly visit from Aunt Rose at the same time."

"You know, even the most beautiful flowers still grow from dirt. And we may be knee-deep in it right now, but we're gonna grow strong from this."

"Morning sunshine. Remember, except for the morning sickness, the blinding back-pain and the embarrassingly unpredictable gas, these are the best days of your life... so far."

"It's off. I can't take the fighting, the back-stabbing, the open hostility. We're not acting like cheerleaders, we're acting like a bunch of sorority girls!"

"I'm not gonna get an abortion, I always planned on getting married and having kids, I'm just going a little out of order. It kinda reminds me of another young lady, who found herself with child, unmarried, on a long, long road with no place to sleep. Of course that was a long, long time ago. No matter what, she held her head high, and said, "Papa, don't preach, I'm in trouble deep. Papa, don't preach, 'cause I've made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby."

"No one ever got ahead by sitting on their behind."

"Vikram Walia: Protect and serve my ass, where's my fucking turban?"

"Captain Darius: Get these guys some vests."

"Veronica Keepsake: You're saying I violated section 34/Double-D?"

"Young Boy: Like my man Fiddy says, get rich or die trying."

"When there's blood in the streets it's time to buy. (attributed to Baron Rothschild)"

"I can change your entire program, so the sooner that you stop being my problem, and start being my solution, the better off you'll be."

"When I said that I planned the perfect bank robbery, I meant precisely that."

"I need to be assured that certain interests are protected."

"Thank you, bank robber!"

"Sorry to interrupt you, Mister Mayor, but there's an old American saying: When there's blood on the streets, somebody's gotta go to jail."

"Detective first grade Keith Fraz-ahhh."

"Look out, bad guys! Here I come."

"Don't bullshit the bullshitter!"

"This ain't no bank robbery."

"You planned every inch of this thing right from the start and you've got everybody marching to your beat, including me, and I'm through buying it."

"Until I talk to them, they get nothing, not even a cup of coffee."

"We got to sit back and look at this thing from a distance. Things are not all they appear to be."

"Fact is, all lies, all evil deeds, they stink. You can cover them up for a while, but they don't go away."

"When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door."

"Or am I just whistling "Dixie" out of my ass?"

"Respect is the ultimate currency."

"Anyone else here smarter than me?"

"My name is Dalton Russell. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself. I told you my name, that's the who. The where could most readily be described as a prison cell. But there's a vast difference between being stuck in a tiny cell and being in prison. The what is easy. Recently, I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery. That's also the when. As for the why, beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple: Because I can. Which leaves us only with the how. And therein, as the Bard would tell us, lies the rub."

"Peter, think very carefully about how you answer the next question, because if you get it wrong, your headstone will read: "Here lies Peter Hammond, hero who valiantly attempted to prevent a brilliant bank robbery by trying to hide his cellular phone, but wound up getting shot in the fucking head.""

"My friends and I are making a very large withdrawal from this bank. Anybody gets in our way, gets a bullet in the brain."

"You have four seconds. Anyone still standing gets shot."

"Ah, Clouseau. Yes, well, the first time I ever heard that name, Clouseau was just a little nobody. He was the village idiot, as far as I could tell. As Chief Inspector of the Police Nationale, I hear many stories of our officers in the field. Clouseau generated many... many stories. Needless to say, Clouseau did not qualify for any advancement whatsoever. I never thought for a moment that I would have any use for him, until that fateful day. It was a perfect day for a murder. France against China, with the winner advancing to the finals. I had been invited, as Chief Inspector of the Police Nationale, and because of my recent nomination for the Medal of Honor. I have been nominated seven times. I have never won. But still, seven nominations. That's... something. Anyway, the Coach of the French team, Yves Gluant, came out for his customary ovation. On it: the Pink Panther diamond. It was quite the symbol of pride and victory for the French team. Gluant's girlfriend at that time was Xania, the international pop star. They had been having quite a stormy affair. By the end of regulation time, the score was tied, and the game went into sudden death. For a patriotic fan and true Frenchman like myself, it was almost too thrilling to believe. And then... the miracle. And then, in front of a stadium filled with people, Gluant collapsed, dead, a poison dart in his neck. And the Pink Panther had disappeared."

"Paul Korda as Pierre Fuquette"

"Clive Owen as Nigel Boswell/Agent 006"

"Jason Statham as Yves Gluant"

"Charlotte Maier as Dialect Coach"

"Dexter Bell as Terry Ahkee-Sauce"

"Scott Adkins as Jacquard"

"William Abadie as Bizu"

"Roger Rees as Raymmond Laroque"

"Henry Czemy as Yuri the Trainer"

"Kristin Chenoweth as Cherie"