First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"William Charlton - German Spy (uncredited)"
"Todd Sherry - KAOS Office Worker"
"Doby Daenger - Airplane Passenger (uncredited)"
"Bernie Kopell - Opel driver"
"Jonathan Loughran - Orange Team Guy"
"Cedric Yarbrough - Tate"
"Joshua Harrison - Agent 74 (uncredited)"
"Tim DeKay - Secret Service Agent"
"Bill Romanowski - Air Marshall"
"Kevin Nealon - CIA Agent"
"John Farley - Agent 50"
"Lindsay Hollister - Max's dance partner"
"Bill Murray - Agent 13"
"David S. Lee - Ladislas Krstic"
"Terry Crews - Agent 91"
"James Caan - The President of the United States"
"Masi Oka - Bruce"
"Terence Stamp - Siegfield"
"Vinicius Machado - Valet (uncredited)"
"David Koechner - Larabee"
"Ken Davitian - Shtarker"
"Alan Arkin - The Chief"
"Dalip Singh - Dalip"
"Geoff Pierson - Vice President"
"Bonnie Hellman - Karen"
"Patrick Warburton - Hymie"
"Krista Allen as Stacy"
"Luis Guzmán as Lou"
"Jonathan Loughran as Nate"
"Marisa Tomei as Linda"
"Adam Sandler as David "Dave" Buznik"
"Jack Nicholson as Dr. Buddy Rydell"
"Kurt Fuller as Frank Head"
"Let the healing begin"
""So when I get out of prison in the next 2-5 years, I expect you to do the right thing and give me the promotion that Andrew resigned from."
"There are two kinds of angry people: explosive and implosive. Explosive is the kind of Individual that you see screaming at the cashier for not taking their coupon. Implosive, is the cashier who remains quiet day after day and finally shoots everyone in the store. You are the cashier."
"Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin Buddy, I am not a cheater."
"Why couldn't you have told her something else? I was at the bank! I was at the store! I ate bad guacamole and couldn't stop shitting! Any of those things would have been fine!"
"I'm feeling very angry right now, because I have only one bed and no couch."
"Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin. From now on, unacceptable."
"I want to have children with you! Children! With your eyes and my... last name! That's all I want."
"Five hour drive to find out mommy had a jelly bean removed from her nose... Glad I missed work. Can we eat now?"
"Look everybody, Pana Banana's got a heinie! He's got a heinie!"
"[singing] I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. Oh so pretty and whitty and... gay."
"I'm not a homophobe, I'm a pulling-out-my-penis-in-front-of-you-ophobe."
"Feel the love"
"Charles Elliott - Restaurant Manager"
"Nikki Cox - Student"
"Freda Payne - Claudine"
"Wanda Sykes - Chantal"