"[before being executed] I'd like to thank all the wonderful people that made this great moment in my life come true. My daughter Taffy, who died in order to further my career. My friends Chicklette and Concetta who should be here with me today. All the fans who died so fashionably and gallantly at my nightclub act. And especially all those wonderful people who were kind enough to read about me in the newspapers and watch me on the television news shows. Without all of you, my career could never have gotten this far. It was you that I murdered for and it is you that I will die for! Please remember, I love every fucking one of you!"

"I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!"

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to break the news to you, but I've thrown Gator out and started divorce proceedings. I don't want to seem overly bitter, but I want you to destroy all of his belongings."

"Davenport. Dawn Davenport! I'm a thief and a shitkicker, and, uh, I'd like to be famous."

"You're not my daddy, you disgusting hippie pig! And I wouldn't get near a bed that had been defiled by the likes of you two! I'd sooner jump in a river of snot!"

"I've DONE everything a mother can do: I've locked her in her room, I've beat her with the car aerial. Nothing changes her. It's HARD being a loving mother!"

"Fucker! Pig fucker! Hetero! Filthy hetero stink-shit!"

"[to Taffy] And remember, my offer still stands. If you get tired of being a Hare Krishna, you come live with me and be a lesbian!"

"Queers are just better. I'd be so proud if you was a fag."

"Where did you get this crap, Taffy? I told you to spend that money I gave you on a cute outfit, but ooooh-noooo! As soon as my back is turned, you run right out and spend it on props for your morbid little games! Well, I want it cleaned up pronto! We're having guests for dinner and I want you looking as P-R-E-T-T-Y as humanly possible!"

"You're a pain, Taffy. A pain in my big asshole!"

"Butterfly: Beauty, beauty, look at you, I wish to God I had it, too."

"Channing Wilroy - the prosecutor"

"The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life."

"Michelan Sisti - Michaelangelo, "Mikey"/Pizza Man"

"Leif Tilden - Donatello, "Donnie"/Foot Messenger"

"David Forman - Leonardo, "Leo"/Gang Leader"

"Michael Turney - Dan 'Danny' Pennington"

"Elias Koteas - Casey Jones"

"Josh Pais - Raphael, "Raph"/Man In Cab"

"Jay Patterson - Charles Pennington"

"Raymond Serra - Chief Sterns"

"When I first heard of it, I thought it was a horror film. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ is such a strange name."

"The animatronic Turtle suits created by Jim Henson's crew for the first TMNT movie were, quite simply, wonderful. I remember being blown away by how beautiful they were and how much the performers and puppeteers were able to get out of these clever and carefully-crafted agglomerations of latex, paint, leather and various fabrics."

"There’s no greater feeling than walking onto the set and seeing the costumes in full motion, being worn by an actor. These things weighed 80 pounds, and the way they brought them to life with the technology that Jim Henson created to make them work and be believable…"

"Q: Being a martial artist and having to work with Donny’s head on and being unable to see fully–does that hinder your natural movement? Did it do anything to your hand-eye coordination?"

"All fathers care for their sons."

"Judith Hoag - April O'Neil"

"James Saito - The Shredder/Oroko Saki"

"Cowabunga Dudes"

"Heroes in a half shell!"

"Hey dude, this is no cartoon."

"[still chasing Casey] Come back here! I'm not finished with you! [screams angrily] DAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!"

"Lean, Green And On The Screen."

"It's the news lady."

"Pork Rind?"