"[Talking over CB radio] Hey, you got peanut butter or somethin' in your ears? Tell me what that woman's got on! (Pause) Her mind? [Laughs wildly] Ten-four!"

"[Over radio to Sheriff Justice] I can't lie to you, Sheriff. You're too good a man."

"[Carrie is hyperly saying she wants to jump something in the car] Oh, jump me."

"[In the middle of a car chase he explains to Carrie why they are being pursued] Oh, I forgot to tell 'ya. I'm running blocker for 400 cases of illegal booze!"

"[On why he's going to make the run to Texas and back] For the good 'ol American life. For the money, for the glory, and for the fun. Mostly for the money."

"[to Big and Little Enos] Oh, I love your suits. It must be a bitch finding suits size 68 extra fat and a 12 dwarf."

"Apology accepted. Now, [a truck passes by, blowing its air horn and conveniently obscuring his profanity] fuck off."

"[Responding to a policeman who was unable to stop Bandit at a roadblock] You sumbitches couldn't close an umbrella!"

"[After trying to pass Snowman and being pit maneuvered] What we're dealing with here... is a complete lack of respect for the law."

"[On the CB radio, hailing the Bandit] You got trouble comin'. My handle is Smokey Bear, and I'm tail-grabbin' yo' ass right now!"

"She insulted my town! She insulted my son! [Junior starts to say something] Shaddup! She insulted my authority! And that's nothin' but pure and simple old-fashioned communism. Happens every time one of those dancers starts poon-tangin' around with those show-folk fags! I can see her now... runnin' back up that aisle. No, she was dancin' back up the aisle. Her knockers bouncin' all over the joint. Her ass was wigglin' too!"

"Now, you boys just stay here and watch the car - might be some vandals around, wanna steal somethin'. So you boys just stay here and keep your hands on the car until one of my associates arrive. And don't go home. And don't go to eat. And don't play with yourself. Wouldn't look nice on my highway. You can think about it, but dooon't do it."

"Meagan Good - Kara"

"Brian J. White - Brad Bramish"

"Lukas Haas - The Pin"

"Noah Fleiss - Tugger "Tug""

"Richard Roundtree - Assistant Vice Principal Trueman"

"Noah Segan - Dode"

"Kara: Make sure you wanna know what you wanna know."

"Laura Dannon: Fearless flyer."

"When the "Upper-Crust" does shady deeds, they do them all over town, and the pitch is, they got these little symbols so they can tell each without word getting around."

"Anyway you've been sniffing me out before then, sniffing for me like a vampire bat for a horse with a nick on its ear he can suck on."

"Where you were at, with all of us and the Tug a fist away, you've got to use your nut. Allay the situation. So, yeah, you're not scared of me, I got it, but I'm also thinking you're a little nuts now, so you've got that trade off with your situation. But nuts isn't all bad, so maybe it was a good play. I don't know."

"Let's take you back upstairs. Back with the living."

"Uh-huh. And he wants cash on the nail. He's a pot-skulled reef worm with more hop in his head than blood. Why pay for dirt you can't believe?"

"I'm looking to find this big game the Pin's played, not to gum it, but just so when its tail jams in my back I'll know who to bill for the embalming."

"Maybe I'll just sit here and bleed at you."

"You set that poor kid up! You held Dode like a card 'till you could play him."

"Throw one at me if you want, hash head. I've got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you."

"I've got knives in my eyes, I'm going home sick."

"Jan Chappell - Angela"

"Kata Dobó - Magda"

"Stan Collymore - Kevin Franks"

"Iain Robertson - Peter Ristedes"

"Heathcote Williams - Dr. Jakob Gerst"

"Flora Montgomery - Michelle Broadwin"

"Hugh Dancy - Adam Towers"

"David Thewlis - Roy Washburn"

"Charlotte Rampling - Milena Gardosh"

"David Morrissey - Dr. Michael Glass"

"Sharon Stone - Catherine Tramell"

"Everything interesting begins in the mind."

"Jakob Gerst: So we've been considering those who wish to control others through their insecurity and their narcissism. To study Nietzsche psychobiographically may seem naive. Wasn't it Nietzsche's work itself, which through deconstructive and post-structuralist readings induced the death of psychobiography?"

"The beauty about antisocial behavior is that it takes you away from other people, however briefly."

"All addiction is progressive. The addict always needs to take greater risks."

"Nick used to say: "Death is always there. It's the only thing that's real." Except maybe sex sometimes."

"If you follow inter-subjectivity to its natural end, aren't you asking who's the patient and who's the doctor?"

"I might be manipulating you to create risk for myself."

"You know how some guys are into blondes, and some guys are into killers?"

"When you think about fucking me, and I know you do, how do you picture it... doctor?"