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April 10, 2026
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"Joe Scarborough"
"Seth Morris - Confession Husband"
"Mika Brzezinski"
"Bill Maher"
"Steve Tom - Representative Ben Langley"
"Tzi Ma - Mr. Zheng"
"Jack McBrayer - Mr. Mendenhall"
"Kate Lang Johnson - Shana St. Croix"
"P.J. Byrne - Rick"
"Nick Smith - Courtroom cameraman"
"Willie Geist"
"Josh Lawson - Tripp Huggins"
"Scott A Martin - Wes Talager"
"Sarah Baker - Mitzi Huggins"
"Grant Goodman - Clay Huggins"
"Brian Cox - Raymond Huggins"
"Kya Haywood - Dylan Huggins"
"John Lithgow - Glenn Motch"
"Dylan McDermott - Tim Wattley"
"Karen Maruyama - Mrs. Yao"
"Dan Aykroyd - Wade Motch"
"Will Ferrell - Camden "Cam" Brady"
"Zach Galifianakis - Martin Sylvester "Marty" Huggins"
"Jason Sudeikis - Mitch Wilson"
"I'm here to make you not suck."
"John Goodman (uncredited) - Scott Talley"
"Taryn Terrell - Janette"
"Ed Schultz"
"Katherine LaNasa - Rose Brady"
"Esther Ralston - Madeline Smith"
"Laura La Plante - Diane O'Dare"
"Edward Everett Horton - Richard "Dickie" Smith, and Felix, The Great Zero"
"Patsy Ruth Miller - Kitty "Minty" Minter"
"And Dickie, I bought a new lace nightie yesterday that's positively indecent. Wait till you see it!"
"Spencer Charters - Andrews, the Butler"
"The prettier she is, the more twisted he gets!"
"Maude Eburne - Mrs. Mantel"
"Bachman & Turner"
"You get my son to call you daddy, I fuck your wife!"
"Wolf Blitzer"
"In my lifetime, I have made over 100,000 phone calls, and maybe 1,000 of them were obscene. That's a very small percentage!"
"Maurice Black - Taxi Driver"
"You know the difference between your mom and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow me around after I dump a load in it."
"Piers Morgan"
"Dustin Milligan (uncredited)"
"What can Arsène Lupin's grandson do? Can he save the world? Lupin III can do anything!"
"Lupin III vs. Clone! Who changes the world? Who?"
"Who is destroying the Earth? Mankind in peril!"
"The secret is hidden in a stone!"
"Sometimes, being able to put together a world-class art collection takes a thief... this time it takes an extraordinary thief!"