"Oh, Moxy, look at you. This is what I've been trying to protect you from. But I realized you'd need to hear it from your oldest friend. You don't belong in the Big World. You don't belong anywhere. You shouldn't even exist."

"Kelly Clarkson — Moxy"

"Janelle Monáe — Mandy"

"No, Gibberish Cat, we're not just going home. If Lou tried to recycle us, then no one is safe."

"Blake Shelton — Ox"

"This summer, the only way out is to getaway."

"All you need is one killer track."

"Every road out takes him right back in."

"Tell me if I'm way off, Buddy: you were a stockbroker. Maybe a different wife, maybe kids. You stack your paper, but you say shit like, "work hard, play hard," but you play a little too hard. You rack up debt. The type of debt that would make a white man blush. Maybe you get into a little trouble. Maybe you get your hand caught in the corporate cookie jar. Maybe you leave and run off to the desert, maybe with your favorite lap dancer in tow. Maybe you disappear into a world consisting of three things: money, sex, drugs, and action. Oh, shit, that's four. Am I close?"

"This year, volume up, pedal down."

"What y'all gonna do? Belt out showtunes on the way to the job? You don't need a score for a score. You just put your fucking foot on the gas and drive the goddamn car. That's all the music you need, folks."

"Look, here's the deal. You rob to support a drug habit. I do drugs to support a robbery habit."

"[referencing "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani] This shit is bananas, Doc. B-A-N-A-N-A-S."

"He's been boosting cars since he was old enough to see over the dash. He stole my Mercedes. Had a lot of merch in it. I watched him do it, too. I didn't stop him, though, because I was just blinded by the balls on that kid."

"Song is over, Baby. But I'm afraid you still have to face the music."

"Don't feed me any more lines from Monsters, Inc.! It pisses me off!"

"Do me a favor. Next time Doc calls... Don't pick up."

"It's gonna take more than a cassette to get you two out of this, because the news is all bad. Well, there is some good news. The good news is you like driving, because you can't take your foot off the gas for the next twenty-five years."

"You think you're the last word in crazy? You're not. And believe me when I tell you, you don't want to see my Buddy mad. You haven't seen how relentless he is. Because when he sees red, you will see nothing but black."

"Penguin vocal effects by Frank Welker"

"Philip Baker Hall — Mr. Franklin"

"James Tupper — Rick"

"Madeline Carroll — Janie"

"Maxwell Perry Cotton — Bill"

"Carla Gugino — Amanda"

"Angela Lansbury — Mrs. Van Gundy"

"Mr. Popper, phew! Punctuality is a priority for this particular person."

"Jim Carrey — Mr. Popper"

"Could you pass the salt? I'll get it."

"When did I ever disappoint anybody?"

"That's not cute."

"Clark Gregg — Nat Jones"

"[to Nat, hitting him with the leash] Why are you hitting yourself, huh? Why are you hitting yourself? That's not attractive for a zoo official."

"Mr. Popper, Pippi. I've parleyed with The Tavern people, and persuaded them to ponder your proposal."

"Desmin Borges — Daryl"

"Dominic Chianese — Mr. Reader"

"Ophelia Lovibond — Pippi"

"Jeffrey Tambor — Mr. Gremmins"

"David Krumholtz — Kent"

"Manuel Aviles as Busboy."

"Howard Morton as Doctor."

"Anne Ramsey as Lady with Cat."

"Lou Cutell as Cashier."

"Lorna Thayer as Restaurant Owner."

"John: Have you ever seen the plays of Eugene Ionesco?"

"Daisy: Oh, they're singing!"

"Marilyn Chris as Mrs. Bingham."

"Gene Wilder as Stanley."

"Rhinoceros!"

"I will not submit!"