"[After the Stingray's overhaul] Well done, guys. She may not be the youngest girl at the ball... but she'll turn a head or two. If she drives as well as she looks, we may even survive!"

"Toby Huss — Seaman Nitro"

"Ken Hudson Campbell — Seaman Buckman"

"William H. Macy — Orlando Cmdr. Carl Knox"

"Bruce Dern — Rear Adm. Yancy Graham"

"Harry Dean Stanton — CPO Howard, Chief Engineer"

"Rob Schneider — Executive Officer (XO) Martin T. "Marty" Pascoe"

"Lauren Holly — Lt. Emily Lake, Diving Officer"

"[Objecting at a meeting of flag officers regarding Dodge's command] There is physical evidence that, as an ensign, he did become so physically intoxicated that he not only allowed himself to be tattooed, but tattooed on his genitalia. Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his penis!"

"Dan Bell - Neil"

"Alice Cooper with Pete Friesen, Derek Sherinian, Stef Burns, and Jimmy DeGrasso as themselves"

"Robert Patrick - T-1000"

"Chaz Healy - Concert-goer"

"Carmen Filpi - Old Man Withers"

"Charles Noland - Ron Paxton"

"Robin Ruzman - a waitress"

"Ione Skye - Elyse"

"Donna Dixon - Garth's dream woman"

"Frederick Coffin - Officer Koharski"

"Mike Hagerty - Davy"

"Ed O'Neill - Glen"

"Frank DiLeo - rock promoter Frankie "Mr. Big" Sharp"

"Meat Loaf - Tiny"

"Chris Farley - the well-informed security guard"

"Kurt Fuller - Russell Finley"

"Colleen Camp - Mimi Vanderhoff"

"Brian Doyle-Murray - Noah Vanderhoff"

"Sean Gregory Sullivan - Phil, Wayne and Garth's perpetually wasted friend"