"[drunk] Foreigners, a vile crime has been perpetrated! Hairy monsters in coats have scooped out my father's brain and sent it to America! And these traitors, sucking the cocks and balls - sucking the cocks and balls - of Zionist... New York... New York Zionist queers in petticoats. Look at them. You see? Those brain thieves!"

"It smells like a Baku piss house in here."

"I thank the Union for bringing me so many devoted wives who fuck like sewing machines."

"[to Beria's burning corpse] I will bury you in history! You hear me, you fat fucker? You smell like rendered horse, you burning asshole..."

"[Standing over Stalin's unconscious body] Have a long sleep, old man. I'll take it from here."

"Could you do me a favor and nod as I'm speaking to you? People are looking to me for reassurance and I have no idea what's going on."

"[To Molotov, out of earshot] Goodbye, old friend. Goodbye forever."

"It's lucky we both now live in the new Soviet Union or you and your wife and your family would be a pile of dust on the floor of a crematorium toilet."

"Andreyev: Don't worry, nobody's gonna get killed, I promise you. This is just a musical emergency!"

"I'm the peacemaker and I’ll fuck over anyone who gets in my way."

"Casey Roberts as Launch Control Voice"

"I've always been loyal to Stalin, always. These arrests were authorized by Stalin...but Stalin was also loyal to the collective leadership, and that is true loyalty...however, he also had an iron will, undeviating, strong. Could we not do the same, and stick to what we believed in?...No. It is stronger still to forge our own beliefs within the beliefs of the collective leadership...which I have now...done."

"[to Khruschev, jogging through the woods] How can you run and plot at the same time?"

"Adrian McLoughlin - Joseph Stalin, General Secretary of the Soviet Communist Party"

"Out of my way, you fannies!"

"[Handing out execution orders] Shoot her before him, but make sure he sees it... oh, and this one, kill him, take him to his church and dump him in the pulpit... The rest I leave up to you."

"Randy Trager as Terrance"

"DJ Khaled as Ears"

"Rashida Jones as Marcie Kappel"

"Ben Mendelsohn as Killian"

"Masi Oka as Katsu Kimura"

"Will Smith as Lance Sterling"

"Reba McEntire as Joy Jenkins"

"Tom Holland as Walter Beckett"

"Carla Jimenez as Geraldine"

"I’ve been working on this thing at home. It is going to change spying forever. It’s called biodynamic concealment."

"Being a pigeon can make you an even better spy."

"There are so many gadgets I want to test in the field. For example, the inflatable hug. [he presses the button on his gadget and it inflates into a balloon] Kind of a personal protection device I’ve been developing."

"We have different skillsets. That’s what makes us such a great team."

"Rachel Brosnahan as Wendy Beckett"