"It's a psycho-frakulator! It creates a-a cloud of radically fluctuating deviant chaotrons, which penetrate the synaptic relays. It's concantenated with a-a synchronous transport switch that creates a virtual tributary! It's focused onto a biobolic reflector and what happens is, is that hallucinations become reality... and the brain is literally fried from within."

"I can trick that out with a clam-shell holster. It comes with a leather carrying case. It's got a wadcutter and a full warranty."

"That's a high-temperature fabric adhesive liquid projector, based on simple dry-cleaning technology. You aim that at a guy, and I'll tell you something: his clothes get so tight he can't even breathe."

"There's not enough beer in the world Spleen, I'm sorry."

"No dad, He's neither a commie, nor a fruit."

"[After avenging her father's murder] "Now I'm going back to Graduate School. That was the agreement.""

"Who would want to rent a chicken?"

"Now , there's a wedgie she won't soon forget."

"Maybe you should put some shorts on or something if you want to keep fighting evil today."

"See, that's why, in general, a mad scientist is less desirable than a garden-variety scientist."

"How delightfully eccentric — while simultaneously being a complete waste of our time!"

"Oh, there's another chicken. Crazy chicken world."

"Do you wannna go back in the bag? Is that how we're gonna play this? You make the rules."

"Here comes Daddy!"

"I guess I'll just have to take my ball and go home."

"Let's do some CARNAGE!"

"It's the FUNKYSKUNKULATOR!"

"This is weird in here. It's scary and weird."

"If you want to know what my power is, pull my finger."

"Why are you guys always dissing me? I'm a superhero too, you know! I have powers."

"It all started when I was just thirteen years of age. One day while walking with some friends I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. Big mistake! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I had smelt it, she decreed that I would forevermore be... he who dealt it!"

"I am transparent. I am like the window. I am see-through. I'm like Saran Wrap."

"It's cool, isn't it? It goes right up to the point of being, like, confusing."

"Come on — haven't you guys ever been a kid? Haven't you guys ever... had a dream?"

"When you go invisible... you can feel it."

"Hey, Dad — I'm going to my room with three strange men."

"All my life I've been ignored by people, and finally, after years of being overlooked, I found I have the power to disappear."

"May the forks be with us."

"I say, 'What the FORK?'"

"But, seeing as it is your first night I shall FORKgive you if you FORKget."

"I knew I should have brought my large pie-server."

"The point is, your boy's a Limey fork-flinger, mother. Hard cheese to swallow, I know, but there it is."

"There aren't any evil trios, are there? No — they all have to travel in gangs like little babies."

"[practicing his superhero banter]"Well, well, well — if it isn't our old friends the Red-Eyes. Good evening, gentlemen. We weren't expecting to see you again so...spoon!""

"He is rather ripping, isn't he? With the spinning and the hurting and the kicking..."

"Allow me to introduce myself: the Blue Raja, Master of Silverware. Forks a speciality."

"We're not your classic heroes. We're not the favorites. We're the other guys. We're the guys nobody ever bets on."

"Should we knock, or just let ourselves in?"

"We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not-bickering."

"We've got a blind date with Destiny. And it looks like she's ordered the lobster."

"So what do you say? Do we all gather together and kick some Casanova butt... or do I eat this sandwich??"

"Spleen, I won't stand behind you...but I'll fight alongside you."

"Invisible Boy, I think it's time for you to be seen."

"We're all in over our heads and we know it. But if we take on this fight, those of us who survive it will forever after show our scars with pride and say, 'That's right! I was there! I fought the good fight!'"

"There's no use waiting for the cavalry, because as of this moment, the cavalry is us."

"You guys just be sure to jump in when the action starts. You do your share, we'll keep you around."

"Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well."