"Corley Motors. I've been meaning to come here for years. This is really a religious pilgrimage for me. A religious pilgrimage with a lot of butt-kicking."

"No momentos. I'll have scars enough to remind me of this trip."

"[the player fails a task and Ben dies] Ouch. Let me try that again."

"[trying to open the Mink Ranch door] Open up, you minks!"

"There's the Vultures' hideout, on the other side of this field. I heard a lot about the Vultures. [throws a rock on the field, triggering an explosion when it hits the ground] And I guess it's all true."

"[various comments of the hovercraft]"

"[various comments at the Mink Ranch]"

"[various comments on Todd Newlan's "art"]"

"[looking at Todd's basement window from outside]: Either someone's doing some welding down there, or we're talking about some very sub-code wiring."

"[trying to open Todd Newlan's trailer door]: Knock knock.. Open up Todd!"

"[using different interface actions on Todd Newlan after knocking him down]"

"When I'm on the road, I'm indestructible. No one can stop me... but they try."

"[using different interface actions on a piano]"

"[knocking on the door of the Kickstand] Open up!"

"[looking at his bike] Good thing Ripburger didn't touch my bike. Good thing for him."

"[looking for his keys] Some joker took my keys. I don't like that."

"[looking at the boxes] Empty boxes. They really should be flattend, so they can be recycled."

"[reading a sign from dumpster] "Warning! Do not play in or around dumpster. Do not kick dumpster. Do not sleep in dumpster. Usage of this container for the disposal of human remains, may be in violation of local health ordinances.""

"[opening narration] Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen. That's the last sensation I had before I blacked out; that thick smell of asphalt. And the first thing I saw when I woke up was her face. She said she'd fix my bike. Free. No strings attached. I should've known then that things are never that simple. Yeah, when I think of Maureen, I think of two things: asphalt... and trouble."

"“It was no mere nightmare, Guybrush! Search your feelings! You know it to be true!”"

":– Slappy Cromwell, reciting lines from his play, re-written from Hamlet by way of Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back."

"Is it over? ...Hello? ...Did we win?"

"Animations? I don't need animations! I live!"

"The testers - sitting in a dark room with a lava lamp and thinking they're in heaven"

"You have to kill me! And I'm already dead"

"Guybrush: Yeah, well he didn't give me a lot to work with"

"Elaine: "Unholy this?""

"Guybrush: Unholy this [Stabs LeChuck]"

"LeChuck: Do ya mind? I'm in the middle of an unholy ceremony!"

"Guybrush: "Ew""

"Nipperkin: "You know, Threepwood, you've got spunk. Pirate spunk.""

": - Guybrush, when examining a pair of socks"

"Those socks need a good darning... Darn you, socks!"

": - Elaine, when Guybrush drops the Voodoo root beer"

"So we're going to die... again... wonderful!"

": - Guybrush, when picking up a monkey coffin."

"Is this thing sloshing? Four words you don't want to hear when picking up a coffin."

"That's the second largest... No... No, that IS the largest conch shell I've ever seen!"

": – Guybrush at his mansion while standing at the cliff and hitting enter to jump off the cliff in the beginning of the game."

"“Okay... Goodbye cruel adventure game!!.... .. naah forget it""

": – Guybrush, examining an iron maiden. Reference to the movie "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"."