"Copal: All right you boneheads, thank your lucky stars and get to your freakin' cars! We have a mass poisoning on our hands! Too many dead to assign specific cases, so all clients are FIRST COME FIRST SERVE! So, let's see some hustle out there!"

"Manny: Sorry for the wait Mr. Flores, I am ready to take you now."

"Copal: MANNY! YOU COULDN'T FIND A SALE AT A YACHT CLUB!!!"

"Salvador: Viva la Revolución!"

"Manny: I can't go strolling through the halls now...I'm on the lam!"

"I hates Polecats!"

"Tress MacNeille - Suzi"

"Mal Friedman - Quohog"

"Maurice LaMarche - Nestor"

"Hamilton Camp - Malcolm Corley, Father Torque"

"Mark Hamill - Adrian Ripburger, Emmet, Todd Newlan"

"Kath Soucie - Maureen Corley"

"Roy Conrad - Ben (Full Throttle only)"

"Nestor: [chasing Ben] Ha, ha, ha! [to Bolus] Look at him run!"

"Derby announcer: Well, folks, it looks like the party is getting a little out of hand. The stadium seems to be catching fire. Let's all remain calm and... huh... ah, you're right! The Derby is over! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"

"Derby announcer: Now, that was quite an explosion, folks! I can't see any survivors yet!.. Wait! What's that? It's the Unknown Avenger! AND HE'S ON FIRE!!! [the crowd goes wild] Let's give him a hand, folks, that looks painful! We really should put him out right way, but what a show, huh?"

"Derby announcer: All right folks! Hang on to your chili dogs, 'cuz its time to start The Corley Motors Smash-A-Torium Amateur Driver Ultimate Destruction Maximum Carnage Marathon! Let's meet our crash-cage gladiators! That mysterious-looking hooded figure wouldn't give us his real name... He prefers to be known as "The Unknown Avenger" and that's just fine with us, isn't it folks. And next to him is another newcomer! Please give a big Smash-A-Torium salute to Princess of Pileup, Doreen Schmorley! ...and finally, we have a last minute addition to the lineup tonight. A deadly looking team known as the "The Boom Boom Brothers". Alright now, are you ready to see some WREAKLESS DRIVING? Are you raedy to see some UNNECCESSARILY VIOLENT DESTRUCTION?"

"News announcer: Once again, our top story tonight: Malcolm Corley, owner of Corley Motors, was found DEAD at a rest stop just outside the town of Melonweed! Apparently, the benevolent patriarch and CEO was VICIOUSLY BEATEN ABOUT THE HEAD AND NECK! SAVAGELY, AND WITHOUT MERCY! Police have arrested a notorious outlaw biker gang known as "The Polecats". With the exception of their leader, who is still at large. Roadblocks have been set up along Highway 9 in an effort to apprehend this DANGEROUS AND VIOLENT CRIMINAL!"

"Father Torque [eulogy for Malcolm Corley]: Life... was a game to him... And he played it... by his own rules. He was a mystery to most of us... and yet, an inspiration to us all. He gave us FREEDOM. He gave us POWER. He gave us WINGS. He gave us WHEELS. Thank you, Malcolm Corley... for giving us a DREAM that will never die..."

"Oh angry spirit of Ricky Myran, we honour your rage, but for now, the ramp must go back.what"

"This cargo is worthless. We have been tricked my brothers. Back to the cave."

"[toward Ben] Loser!"

"[toward Ben] Back off man!"

"[toward Ben while fighting] Shouldn't hit a man wearing glasses!"

"[toward Ben while fighting] Aggressive little wart, ain't ya?"

"...was not only an inspirational leader, but also a great personal friend. His loss affects us all deeply. Malcolm and I spoke often of the future. We talked of the day when Corley Motors would move beyond its humble beginnings and into a new vehicular age. And, although his tragic death took him from us sooner than anyone expected. Malcolm Corley's dream remains. And I shall carry out that dream in his memory. Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to present to you the future of Corley Motors... the Corley MINIVAN!"

"Alright boys, sick 'em."

"Oh, now I'm just embarrassed for them. Who do they think thery're fooling with those ludicrous disguises?"

"Freaky punk!"

"This time you're gonna stay down!"

"Now I'm mad!"

"Is that all the pain you can dish out."

"Back again? Good. OK, lesson's over! Time for the final exam!"

"I see you come for a lesson in pain. Pay close attention, this will hurt."

"Don't give up now!"

"Hey! It's my old friend what's your name! Glad to see you up all rehabilitated. My knuckles were starting to itch."

"Buy your kids bunnies so they'll shut up on the long ride home!"

"Loveable loveable little bunnies!"

"Our bunnies come with batteries included!"

"Official Corley Motors merchandise!"

"We got it all right here!"