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"Manny: He doesn't even HIDE his booze in a file cabinet. What kind of salesman is he?"
"Manny: I just locked an open door. Strange, yet symbolically compelling."
"Manny: I don't have a net, or a desire to have a pet pigeon."
"Salvador: {to Manny, about Meche} Manuel? Are you... in love with her?"
"Manny: Have you thought about using messages tied to balloons? I can get you plenty of balloons."
"Manny: It's my boss' secretary's evil twin!"
"Manny: You're keeping me here because you need the eggs?"
"Salvador: {to Manny} Young man, you are an enemy of the Department of Death! Welcome to the club!"
"Manny: What are they going to do to me?"
"Manny: Who's out there?"
"Manny: {when trying to pick up Meche} I don't like to get involved with the customers that way."
"Manny: Anything about your past you haven't told me?"
"Manny: Did you kill much when you were alive?"
"Manny: Are you SURE you're Mercedes Colomar?"
"Manny: Buenos dias."
"Manny: As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
"Manny: Hey, I'm still not getting any messages."
"Manny: Just curious--How'd you get in there?"
"Manny: What's so special about you?"
"Tube-switcher guy: Grmmmble, grrr... You and your fancy suits and your nose holes way up in the air... Sticking your empty beer bottles down the message tubes, how fancy is that? Huh? Don't you boys upstairs realize the tube switcher is a sophisticated and delicate piece of machinery?"
"Manny: I think Dom would call the company shrink if I left through the window."
"Manny: Look at all the diplomas!"
"Manny: Why do you get all the good clients?"
"Manny: Can I have one of your clients?"
"Manny: {to Domino} I wanna tell you something."
"Manny: {to Domino} What happened at the Christmas party?"
"Manny: {to Domino} I wanna punch you in the mouth."
"Manny: Those pictures come with the frames?"
"Manny: {to Glottis} You're not too big. The cars are just too small."
"Manny: Glottis... Glottis... Is that a German name?"
"Manny: {to Glottis} Hey, you a driver?"
"Bruno: {upon meeting Manny for the first time} Nice bath-robe"
"Manny: Bound only by the paper-thin wrappings of mortality, a soul here lies, struggling to be free. And so it shall, thanks to a bowl of bad gazpacho, and a man named...Calavera."
"Manny: {to the balloon twister} Some festival, eh?"
"Manny: {to the balloon twister} Practicing what?"
"Manny: {to the balloon twister} Could you teach me how to do that?"
"Balloon twister: I can do anything. I can do birds, amphibians, famous poets--Go ahead. Name one."
"Manny: I'll just take a little more bread, to honor the dead."
"Manny: The Bread of the Dead."
"Manny: It's the festival of the Day of the Dead. Really more of a living person's holiday, but we play along."
"Manny: It looks like a rope..."
"Manny: {when looking at the big sign in front of the D.O.D.} I remember the year they built that... Mostly because it cost so much we didn't get bonuses that year."
"Manny: Mind if I use your hole punch?"
"Manny: {when trying to pick up the hole punch} Could I take your hole punch?"
"Manny: {to Eva} So... you going to the Christmas party?"
"Manny: {to Eva} Where is everybody?"
"Manny: {to Eva} Any messages for me?"
"Manny: Why do some clients qualify for better travel packages?"
"Manny: {to Eva} Well, enough about me. What's your job like?"
"Manny: {to Eva} What if we just skipped town tonight? You and me, baby!"