"See you guys, you never listen to me. I said there was gonna be trouble, but you didn't listen to me. You guys are crazy. You know you guys are self-destructive. There's a funny farm that has your names written all over it! But I'm gettin' outta here. But... I smell ice cream."

"[opens the freezer to see a dead FBI agent] It's a STIFF!"

"[stuck in the freezer with a dead FBI agent] Guys, I'm stuck with the stiff! He's in here! [the dead body falls on him; he tries to prop the body back up] Stay. Stay. Guys, come here! He's in here! [the dead body falls on him again]"

"I'm not kidding! LOOK IN THE WINDOW!"

"I like the dark, I love the dark. But I hate nature, I hate nature!"

"[after finding somebody he thinks can help him] Look, mister, I need a ride (to the police station). My friends and I just had a run-in with these really disgusting people, you might've heard of 'em, the Fratellis. We found their hideout. Could you please, please take me to the sheriff's station? I can describe all three of them. [the driver turns out to be Jake Fratelli]"

"We went over to Mikey's dad's place, and we found a map that said that underneath this place there's buried treasure."

"Everything. Okay, I'll talk. In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew school play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edith down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... [sobbing] Then my mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids. And then, once during lunch, I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out! But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up fake puke at home, and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: [starts imitating vomiting sounds] - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started gettin' sick and throwin' up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

"[when the Fratellis are overrun by bats accidentally released by Brand; calling out to Mikey] Hey, Mikey, if you can hear me, RUN! RUN! They're comin' after you!"

"[meeting Sloth for the first time] H-H-Hi, sir. My name's Lawrence. Sometimes people call me Chunk."

"Geez, mister. You're even hungrier than I am."

"[introducing Sloth to his friends] Sloth, this is the guys. Guys, this is Sloth."

"[pointing the Sheriff to the Fratellis while trying to spare Sloth] These are the bad guys! Those are the bad guys!"

"Sloth. You're gonna live with me now. I'm gonna take care of ya. 'Cause I love ya."

"Chocolate!"

"Ruth, Ruth, Ruth! Baby Ruth!"

"Rocky Road."

"HEY YOU GUYS!!!"

"Ma, you've been bad!"

"Sloth love Chunk!"

"They call themselves "The Goonies." The secret caves. The old lighthouse. The lost map. The treacherous traps. The hidden treasure. And Sloth... Join the adventure."

"The pirates map, The villainous crooks, The underground caverns, The booby traps, the skeletons, The monster, the lost treasure, and the magic that is... THE GOONIES"

"It's excitement all the way as Steven Spielberg and Richard Donner, the makers of 'Indiana Jones', 'Gremlins' and 'Superman', combine forces to create the Family Adventure of the year!"

"Sean Astin — Michael "Mikey" Walsh"

"Josh Brolin — Brandon "Brand" Walsh"

"Kerri Green — Andrea "Andi" Carmichael"

"Corey Feldman — Clark "Mouth" Devereaux"

"Martha Plimpton — Stefanie "Stef" Steinbrenner"

"Ke Huy Quan — Richard "Data" Wang"

"Jeff Cohen — Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen"

"John Matuszak — Lotney "Sloth" Fratelli"

"Anne Ramsey — Mama Fratelli"

"Joe Pantoliano — Francis Fratelli"

"Robert Davi — Jake Fratelli"

"[to Jim] Hey, you want to come home with me? I mean, there's nobody home at my house, and heck, I'm not tired. Are you? See, I don't have too many people I can talk to... If you want to come, we could talk, and in the morning we could have breakfast like my dad used to. Gee, if only you could have been my dad."

"Watch out about choosing your pals. You know what I mean? Don't let 'em choose you."

"Teenage terror torn from today's headlines"

"...and they both come from good families!"

"To Belong...and be loved."

"Jim Stark... a kid from a good family - what makes him tick... like a bomb?"

"The bad boy from a good family."

"James Dean - Jim Stark"