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April 10, 2026
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"Adam Rich as Toby Hart"
"Bill Cosby as Barney Satin"
"Susan Anspach as Penny Hart"
"Elliott Gould as Max Devlin"
"Charlie Hofheimer - Scott Andrews"
"Whopper: Except for one little part—I've got that all figured out. We're gonna get away!"
"Nastassja Kinski - Collette Andrews"
"Bruce Greenwood - Bob Andrews"
"Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Carrie Lawrence"
"Collette: How can we stop them?"
"Charles Rocket - Russ Trainor"
"Collette: How?"
"Lumpy: What?! Do you know what the boss is gonna do when he finds out we've only got half?"
"Bones: You think he'll punish us?"
"Bones: Oh, the other half. I left that at the museum."
"Lumpy: No. He won't punish us—he's just gonna kill us!"
"Whopper: We can't let 'em change us in that machine, Collette!"
"Billy Crystal - Jack Lawrence"
"Whopper: That's the part I haven't figured out yet."
"Patti D'Arbanville - Shirley Trainor"
"Bones: Great, boss, but we don't got nothing to guard."
"Marvin McNasty: We will after you steal the Bone of Scone. By that time, these whining whelps will become slobbering killer brutes! No one will be able to stop me!"
"Marvin McNasty: After a few minutes in my Mean Machine, these gentle puppies will be transformed into vicious guard dogs!"
"Lumpy: Hand me the other half."
"Whopper: Huh, that's for sure! And I should know, because I've chased them in the woods plenty of times."
"Jeff: Excuse me, sir. I hope you understand what a great responsibility a pet can be."
"Bones: That is the other half."
"Marvin McNasty: Of course, dear boy. I understand COMPLETELY!"
"Whopper: You know, Bright Eyes, Big Paw and I are a lot alike."
"Bright Eyes: Really, Whopper?"
"Whopper: Oh, sure! Our paws are the same shape—yeah, practically the same size. Yeah, his are just a little...bigger, that's all."
"Bright Eyes: "This huge paw print is said to have been made by the creature, and was just discovered in the woods just outside of town.""
"Jared Harris - Lee"
"Lumpy: I mean, the "other half"."
"Whopper: Did I ever tell you about the time I led an Arctic expedition?"
"Nephew: Aw, I bet you made that story up, Uncle Whopper."
"Digalot: Yeah, sure scared him."
"Arthur: What do you mean, you "scared him"? It was me and the sword."
"Digalot: It was me and the bone."
"Mr. McGuigan: (Referring to the puppies after they crash into his huge set of cuckoo clocks In an acorn avalanche) Easy come, easy go."
"Lumpy [to Collette and Whopper]: Trying to escape with the Bone, huh? Well, you'll pay for that!"
"Bones [referring to Big Paw]: For something that doesn't exist, he really is big!"
"Arthur: You can talk!"
"Tammy: Just think—without the Bone of Scone, we wouldn't be able to talk with all of you!"
"Florence: The wee poor darlings are getting hungry."
"Hairball: I'm trying to pull you out, so quit trying to pull me in!"
"Charlamange: What the heck. I've only got nine lives to lose. Let's get cracking!"
"Howler: I've got cauliflower ears and a corn on my toe!"
"Digalot: I could always talk. Now you can understand me."
"(While being taken to far away island being shoved into a box) Hey, it’s your old pal, McPaw, right? Anybody? Guys, speak up for me. Please… (gets the box door slammed on him, and it is carried away to Timbuktu) you know how much I don’t like getting Claustrophobic on journeys!"