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"Spooky stories all night long. Or what about that? Happy happy joy, joy song?"
"You seem to have a lot of accidents."
"Hey, remember the song the merry-go-round broke down? It gets me about tongue tied a little."
"I thought that maybe Watership Down or Hamlet We’re such boring library books, but I think they’re much much better if they were given drawings."
"Yowww!!! Open ball leaded on my tail! Call medication! Owwww!!"
"Woah, now that’s what they call a spicy tuna roll. I would nearly be begging for a spicy tuna roll."
"Grey DeLisle as Security English Bulldog"
"Jack McBrayer as Chuck"
"Christina Applegate as Catherine"
"Who are you? And who are you? You remind me of my boy, wiki. RIP Ricky. Well, I don’t care about his death, so I’m pretty happy that he will be in Heaven or Hell Just watch some random old TV show."
"My owner and I love to live the good life. We sleep and we sleep and we sleep. We eat and we eat and we eat. We watched television funny shows there was even this one about a funny Abraham Lincoln short."
"Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty!"
"it’s a dog gone eat world."
"First few enjoy a little, take a bath and relax on a bed and a couch question. You don’t really do much, cats just lick their fur. Kitties ado about nothing."
"hey! Back off! I hate dog! I got the clause!"
"CAT! Look out!"
"you saved my life. I Thought I was a goner."
"Roger L. Jackson as Fat Cat Inmate"
"Chris O'Donnell as Shane Larson"
"I hate falling on my face when that happens."
"Oh, look who’s talking!"
"Nobody going to talk about the 1900s? That’s where I was born. Now I’m about 130 years old."
"Get them, my minions!"
"Bumper Robinson as Cool Cat / Dog Killa / Slim"
"Rick D. Wasserman as Rocky"
"Chris Owen as Sherman"
"Jay Harrington as Dr. Ron"
"Eugene Levy as Noah Levenstein, Jim's Dad"
"Natasha Lyonne as Jessica"
"Dania Ramirez as Selena"
"Jennifer Coolidge as Stifler's Mom"
"Katrina Bowden as Mia"
"John Cho as MILF Guy #2"
"Ali Corbin as Kara"
"Thomas Ian Nicholas as Kevin Myers"
"Tara Reid as Vicky Lathum"
"Seann William Scott as Steve Stifler"
"Chris Klein as Chris "Oz" Ostreicher"
"I once caught Steven sticking my hairbrush up his ass. It wasn't the handle side either."
"Jason Biggs as Jim Levenstein"
"Alyson Hannigan as Michelle Levenstein"
"Mena Suvari as Heather"
"Eddie Kaye Thomas as Paul Finch"
"Chuck Hittinger as AJ"
"Hey, Shitbreak, when you're getting rammed by your cellmate tonight, think of Kevin."
"Shannon Elizabeth as Nadia"
"Everytime I wanna shop online and I start typing Amazon, amazingcollegesluts.com pops up."
"Get off my husband, you little piece of shit!"
"Don't mess with the class of '99, bitch!"
"[after punching Dr. Ron out] I ain't worth jackshit, D-Ron."