"Narrator: When you come to the end of the line, with a buddy who is more than a brother and a little less than a wife, getting blind drunk together is really the only way to say farewell."

"But the complexity and the gray lie not in the truth, but what you do with the truth once you have it."

"OK, don't answer that if you're going to puke. Please."

"[to his son] You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan. No plan at all. You know why? Because life cannot be planned. Look around you. Did you think these people made a plan to sleep in the sports hall with you? But here we are now, sleeping together on the floor. So, there's no need for a plan. You can't go wrong with no plans. We don't need to make a plan for anything. It doesn't matter what will happen next. Even if the country gets destroyed or sold out, nobody cares. Got it?"

"Tex: You two ready to kill some piggies?"

"M. Emmet Walsh – Mr. Proofroc"

"Marlene Forte – Mrs. Cabrera"

"Joseph Gordon-Levitt – Detective Hardrock"

"K Callan – Wanetta "Great Nana" Thrombey"

"Noah Segan – Trooper Wagner"

"Edi Patterson – Fran"

"Timothy Olyphant – James Stacy"

"Margaret Qualley – "Pussycat""

"Frank Oz – Alan Stevens"

"Jaeden Martell – Jacob Thrombey"

"Riki Lindhome – Donna Thrombey"

"Damon Herriman – Charlie"

"Christopher Plummer – Harlan Thrombey"

"Don Johnson – Richard Drysdale"

"Michael Shannon – Walter "Walt" Thrombey"

"Samantha Robinson – Abigail Folger"

"Jamie Lee Curtis – Linda Drysdale"

"Toni Collette – Joni Thrombey"

"Daniel Craig – Benoit Blanc"

"Chris Evans – Hugh Ransom Drysdale"

"Nothing brings a family together like murder."

"Hell, any of them could have done it."

"James Landry Hébert – Steve Grogan ("Clem")"

"Mikey Madison – Susan Atkins ("Sadie")"

"Everyone has a motive. No one has a clue."

"Ana de Armas – Marta Cabrera"

"Lakeith Stanfield – Detective Lieutenant Elliot"

"Harley Quinn Smith – "Froggie""

"What were the overheard words by the Nazi child masturbatin' in the bathroom? "My will" and "I'm warning you.""

"You and Harlan were "drama mamas", you shared a love of twisting the knife into one another. You see, I don't believe he would have slipped it in halfway. No, no, no. I submit Harlan told you everything."

"The best judge of character is a dog. I've found that to be true."

"Kurt Russell – Randy Miller and the narrator"

"Bruce Dern – George Spahn"

"Physical evidence can tell a clear story with a forked tongue."

"Oh just shut up! Shut up with that Kentucky-fried Foghorn Leghorn drawl!"

"Why is grief the providence of youth? I don't know. But I'd imagine that age deepens all feelings."

"We are the Thrombeys, goddammit! This is still our house!...Isn't it?"

"(questioned about Jacob) He's an alt-right dipstick troll."