"[with knife at Sheriff Teasle's neck] I could have killed 'em all, I could kill you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go."

"Richard Johnson - Distinguished Gentleman"

"Noah Taylor - Bryce"

"Iain Glen - Manfred Powell"

"Jon Voight - Lord Richard Croft"

"Daniel Craig - Alex West"

"Angelina Jolie - Lady Lara Croft"

"This isn't a country, it's an ice cube!"

"Well, Lara, it's a clock, it ticks, it tells the time. [looks at his watch] It's wrong."

"Poor Simon, what has she done to you?"

""Return the iron to the stone's embrace. The wheel of heaven will turn. Exhume the light from it's watery grave to receive the gift of heaven as you are condemned to the depths of Hell." Right. So, pretty much touch anything, and you get your head chopped off."

""To see the world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour." William Blake."

"I woke up this morning, and I just hated everything."

"[From the trailer] This is where I start to have fun."

"David L. Crowley - Deputy Shingleton"

"David Caruso - Deputy Mitch"

"Alf Humphreys - Deputy Lester"

"Mary Ellen Trainor — Gail Wallens"

"Linda Dona — Wanda"

"Lindsay Wagner - D.A. Priscilla Brimleigh"

"Victoria Dillard — Alice Styles"

"Ice-T — Odessa"

"John Lithgow — Earl Talbott Blake"

"Denzel Washington — Nick Styles"

"This is one case that's going to be settled out of court."

"He's a cop accused of murder. And the only man who knows he's innocent is the killer who framed him."

"Odessa: Do you wanna know who's really got the power? Bring your ass to the tower."

"Chewalski: [meeting Blake for the first time] I know you. You're that dude got busted on America's funniest home video."

"I'm gonna do something far worse than kill you. I'm gonna let you live."

"[to Nick] I mean, there we were, both of us... at the beginning of our careers. Then all of a sudden, one of us... took off! Lit up the sky like a meteor. And why? Because he met the other."

"[After taking a female hostage] Pork, back off or else she's gonna need a paper bag over her head when her boyfriend fucks what's left of her!"

"[During the final showdown] Blake, I should thank you for this, you know. Going insane, it's strangely liberating, isn't it?"

"I guess a Beretta in the butt beats a butterfly in a boot, huh?"

"What the fuck is wrong with all y'all? Selling drugs to each other, 'cause ya damn sure ain't selling them in Beverly Hills. Killing yourselves, and for what? Make ya feel like a man? Or does it make ya dick hard? Punk motherfuckers."

"Friar Tuck: (last lines, to the audience) Come on, get out of it. We waste good celebration time."

"Soldier: (looking at Marian) I've never seen the breasts of a noblewoman."

"Will Scarlet: [after Robin and Azeem are successfully catapulted over a wall] Fuck me, he cleared it!"

"Duncan: (who's blind) Point me towards danger, Azeem, I'm ready!"

"Maid Marian: Men speak conveniently of love when it serves their purpose. And when it doesn't, it's a burden to them. Robin of the Hood, prince of thieves. Is he capable of love?"

"(after running Guy through) Well at least I didn't use a spoon."

"Just a minute. Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it?! THAT'S IT, THEN!! Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas!"

"Do you mind Locksley? We've just been married."

"I can't do this with all that racket!"

"Locksley, I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon!"

"[After saving Robin's life] I have fulfilled my vow, sadiq."