"First of all, I know the guys you'd hire to come get me, they like me better than you. Second of all, you're not going to the cops, because...well, let's face it, you're not going to the cops. Third, you shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better, Willy."

"Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell/Lenny Pepperidge"

"Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan"

"George Clooney - Danny Ocean"

"I could come back a thousand times... and see her die a thousand ways."

"We all have our time machines, don't we? Those that take us back are memories, and those that carry us forward are dreams."

"Come a little closer, I don't bite."

"You're forgetting one thing. What if?"

"You were right, Phillby. We did go too far."

"Jeremy Irons ... Uber-Morlock"

"Yancey Arias ... Toren"

"Omero Mumba ... Kalen"

"Samantha Mumba ... Mara"

"Orlando Jones ... Vox 144"

"Sienna Guillory ... Emma"

"Phyllida Law ... Mrs. Watchit"

"Mark Addy ... David Philby"

"Guy Pearce ... Alexander Hartdegen"

"He was searching for answers to his past. He became a hero for the future."

"The greatest adventure through all time!"

"Be careful what you wish for"

"Jump start the future"

"The future awaits"

"Where would you go?"

"0 to 800,000 in 1.2 seconds."

"Mrs. Watchit: (last lines of film) Godspeed, my fine lad. Godspeed."

"Phillby: (on Hartdegen's disappearance) I'm glad, I'm glad he's gone. Maybe he's finally found some place where he can be happy, his home."

"Teacher: If you do that again, I will re-sequence your DNA, so help me!"

"Vox 144: Can you even imagine what it's like to remember everything? I remember this six-year-old girl who asked me about dinosaurs 800,000 years ago. I remember the last book I recommended: Look Homeward, Angel by Thomas Wolfe. And yes, I even remember you. "Time travel, practical application.""

"(to Belle while on stakeout) So, you got guy problems, huh? Overheard you and your man on the phone. Want a little bit of wisdom from the man side? I'll give it to you. Men, are like cats, you know? Sure, we'll play with the ball of yarn, unless you want us to play with the ball of yarn. Trick is, hide the ball of yarn. (laughs) But, don't hide it where you can't find it, you know? "Hey what's the ball of yarn doin' in the fridge?" Whatever, you know what I'm sayin'?"

"Take a ride on the wild side."

"Jeff Gordon: Congratulations Belle."

"Female Police Officer: Washburn? What a loser!"

"Belle's Boss: (to Belle) Anyway, we're all real proud of you for getting your taxi license. Knowing that you're behind the wheel of a taxi in our fair city...makes us want to move to Albany."

"(singing) This will be an everlasting love!"

"(after changing from police uniform to everyday clothes) You didn't see my nads, did ya?"

"You calm down now, lady!"

"I remember savin' this one, I remember savin' this one. Oh, hey, Jesse!"

"I'm not a very good driver!"

"[From Outtakes] (voice distorted from laughing gas) I sound like Barry White's illegtimate white grandson."

"Everyone has their weaknesses, okay! Superman has Kryptonite. Indiana Jones has snakes. You know? Whitney Houston has Bobby Brown...or vice versa."

"Ready to try and smoke you."

"That skank shot me."

"(to Andy) This is your unmarked car? A Daewoo? Man, I know people. I can't be seen in this thing. Open the door. I don't wanna get Daewoo on my hands."

"Uh, I got a problem gettin' shot!"