"OO Spool: My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have not told you the type of dog which I have. Perhaps you even picture Toto, from The Wizard of Oz. But I can tell you, my dog is always with me. WOOF!"

"Cousin Dell: I'm making my lunch!"

"Marietta Fortune: Buffalo hunting? I've gone buffalo hunting? What the fuck does that mean? Buffalo hunting!"

"Y'all take a listen, you'll hear the deep sound comin' down from Bobby Peru."

"Speaking of Jack, One eyed Jack's yearning to go a peeping in a seafood store!"

"Say it! I'll tear your fucking heart out, girl!"

"[to Lula] You know, I sure do like a girl with nice tits like yours who talks tough and looks like she can fuck like a bunny. Do you fuck like that? Cause if you do, I'll fuck you good. Like a big old jackrabbit bunny, jump all around that hole. Bobby Peru don't come up for air."

"It's Night of the Living fucking Dead!"

"[to Sailor] Uh oh. Baby, you'd better get me back to that hotel. You've got me hotter than Georgia asphalt."

"This whole world's wild at heart and weird on top."

"Cheez Louise! Sailor, baby, you're really something!"

"I've just met the good witch."

"[to Lula] Those toenails dry yet, sweetheart? We've got some dancing to do."

"[to Lula] The way your head works is God's own private mystery."

"Stab it and steer."

"She turns over, peels off them orange pants, spreads her legs real wide and says to me..."Take a bite of Peach.""

"I'd like to apologise to you gentlemen for referring to you all as homosexuals. You taught me a valuable lesson in life."

"Man, I had a boner with a capital "O"."

"Rockin' good news."

"Kate Capshaw: We started PG-13. We were pushing the envelope for what was appropriate for kids to look at."

"Denholm Elliott - Marcus Brody"

"John Rhys-Davies - Sallah"

"Julian Glover - Walter Donovan"

"Alison Doody - Dr. Elsa Schneider"

"Sean Connery - Henry Jones Sr."

"Harrison Ford - Henry "Indiana" Jones Jr."

"The Ark of the Covenant was perfect. The Sankara Stones were way too esoteric. The Holy Grail was sort of feeble—but, at the same time, we put the father in there to cover for it. I mean, the whole reason it became a dad movie was because I was scared to hell that there wasn’t enough power behind the Holy Grail to carry a movie. So we kept pushing to have it function on some level—and to make it function for a father and a son. To make it that kind of a movie was the big risk and the big challenge, but also the thing that pulled it out of the fire. So, at the end of it, I was like, No more of these, baby. We’re done. I can’t think of anything else. We barely got by on the last one!"

"[At a Nazi rally in Berlin] My boy, we're pilgrims in an unholy land."

"[pops out of the hatch after Indy saves him] You call this archeology?"

"[after making a German plane crash by frightening seagulls into the sky] I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne: "Let my armies be the rocks and the trees - and the birds in the sky.""

"[To the passengers, after tossing Colonel Vogel out of the zeppelin] No ticket! [the terrified passengers frantically show their tickets]"

"Archeology is the search for fact, not truth. If it's truth you're interested in, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall. [the students laugh] So forget any ideas you've got about lost cities, exotic travel, and digging up the world. We do not follow maps to buried treasure, and X never, ever marks the spot. 70% of all archaeology is done in the library. Researching. Reading. We cannot afford to take mythology at face value."

"Philip Stone - Philip Blumburtt"

"Roshan Seth - Chattar Lal"

"Jonathan Ke Quan - Short Round"

"Amrish Puri - Mola Ram"

"Kate Capshaw - Willie Scott"