136 quotes found
"Ben Browder - Commander John Robert Crichton, Jr."
"Claudia Black - Officer Aeryn Sun"
"Anthony Simcoe - Ka D'Argo"
"Virginia Hey - Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan (seasons 1-3)"
"Jonathan Hardy - Dominar Rygel XVI (voice)"
"Gigi Edgley - Chiana"
"Lani Tupu - Pilot (voice), Captain Bialar Crais (seasons 1-3)"
"Wayne Pygram - Scorpius/"Harvey""
"Paul Goddard - Stark"
"Rebecca Riggs - Commandant Mele-On Grayza (seasons 3-4)"
"Tammy MacIntosh - Joolushko 'Jool' Tunai Fenta Hovalis (seasons 3-4)"
"Raelee Hill - Sikozu Svala Shanti Sugaysi Shanu (season 4)"
"Melissa Jaffer - Utu-Noranti Pralatong (seasons 3-4)"
"Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog"
"Frank Oz - Miss Piggy and Fozzie Bear"
"Dan Milano - the voices of Greg the Bunny / Warren "the Ape" Demontague"
"Seth Green - Jimmy Bender"
"Eugene Levy - Gil Bender"
"Sarah Silverman - Alison Kaiser"
"Bob Gunton - Junction Jack Mars"
"Dina Waters - Dottie Sunshine"
"Drew Massey - the voice of Count Blah"
"James Murray - the voice of Rochester Rabbit"
"Victor Yerrid - the voices of Tardy The Turtle / Cranky"
"Stuart Pankin as Earl Sinclair"
"Jessica Walter as Fran Sinclair"
"Jason Willinger as Robbie Sinclair"
"Sally Struthers as Charlene Sinclair"
"Kevin Clash as Baby Sinclair"
"Florence Stanley as Ethyl Hinkleman Phillips"
"Sam McMurray as Uncle Roy Hess"
"Sherman Hemsley as B.P. Richfield"
"Christopher Meloni as Spike"
"Dee Dee Dee!"
"If you don't believe that God has a sense of humor, tomorrow go to Walmart and just LOOK AT PEOPLE!"
"(on Easter) By the way, what do eggs have to do with Jesus Christ?"
"(pulling on the fat on his chin) That's Chunky Monkey ice cream!!!"
"(from Carlosaurus Rex) Whether you're black or white, Uzbeki or Jew...you're probably an asshole too."
"When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping."
"If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby."
"'Achmed' - Why don't you check the women?"
"'Achmed' - Why don't you check the black people?"
"'Achmed' - Well why don't you check the white people?"
"'Achmed' - Well why don't you check the Hispanics, is it because you're Hispanic?"
"I'll admit it, the Holocaust was definitely a bad thing, but do we really need Jewish people around? They have big noses. I said it! I said it!"
"Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay. (ése)"
"I'm the only person on Earth who's not afraid to admit that black people are better dancers than white people! I said it, I said it! You were all thinking it, I said it!"
"Here's how it works: Mexican people are called beaners, okay? I said it! That's right, I said it! I am a funny motherf***er!"
"When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas."
"When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're homeless. When black people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're called rappers."
"Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, f***ing Aquaman?"
"(from "The Stereotype Song") Jews love bagels and they love money/I am Mexican, I'm so funny."
"Now I admit I like Gold Digger, but Kanye West is a crazy nigga."
"(Through megaphone)Attention people sleeping in that apartment block! Get the f*ck up and get a job!"
"Friends? I see... I have the perfect song for you. (sings) "No one with a penis is really your friend, they say they are but it's all pretend, he listens to your problems every time he phones you, but he's really not, he just wants to bone you!""
"Dos tequilas for the table por favor, both of them for the lady."
"Barkeep: "And if that doesn't work, here's some Vaseline and tissues on the house!""
"(sings) Three dollar tip? ACHMED, KISS MY ASS! You charge more for a Gallon of GAS!"
"Great soul of Gandhi, cover your ears. You will not want to hear this! Listen, you inbred piece of Ku Klux Krap! You white people love to be racist, but the only races you can tell apart are Indianapolis and Daytona. I hope I am reincarnated as toothpaste, so I never have to see you again. Now take your twelve-pack of wife-beating juice and get the park out of my store!"
"Woman: Fifty lottery tickets, please."
"Oh Rama, here I go again! Listen to you, sounding like Death Vader. You people need cigarettes as much as this country needs another C-average President. Plus you look like a human Pez dispenser! Here are your cigarettes, and here is some gum so you can blow bubbles for that WEIRD-ASS HOLE YOU HAVE IN YOUR NECK. And here are some batteries, for your creeping-me-out machine. Now get the park out of my store! I hope I am reincarnated as a turtleneck... I like to tank you for getting that joke!"
"Oh Vishnu, I am about to go against all of your teachings. PLEASE FORGIVE ME! If you had a personal trainer, you would probably eat him. I know there is a skinny person inside every fat one, but it looks like you have the whole cast of America's Next Top Model inside of there. I hope I am reincarnated as your feet, so that you'll never see me again! ...I apologize, I must apologize! I should not have insulted you, because in my religion, cows are sacred! So take my cheese and your magazine and get the park out of my store!"
"Mencia: And for all of you at home, you are all welcome to visit my store. You are also welcome to park off you motherparking parks, and go park yourself. But remember, don't park in a handicapped spot."
"Mencia: A family is suing Seaworld because they found their 27 year old son, dead and naked, in Shamu's pen. Look if you're 27 and you're still living at home with your mom and dad you need to kill yourself. (The lawsuit also contends that the gifts at the gift shop don't show the nature of these vicious animals.) Yeah, what part of the words "killer whale" do you not understand. If I told you there were some killer Mexicans living next door you wouldn't want to hang out with them. "But Judge Carlos, I thought Shamu loves everybody." He does...FOR DINNER. Can I get an amen? What do you say, ghost of Johnny Cochran?"
"I'm not an evil person, I'm not an evil person. I feel very bad for the people in New Orléans like the sick people, the poor people, the elderly, those people couldn't get out. But let's talk about the dumbasses who are still there but the ones who are going 'I'm not gonna leave! I'm not gonna leave! Because I'm going to stay here and protect my TV!' Listen, you fucking idiot: unless you have a plasma that got wet by this much water I suggest you get the fuck out of your house right now, you understand me?"
"Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, Aquaman?"
"Hurricane Katrina was caused by political correctness. I said it!"
"It's got so bad, Mexico sent us help!"
"I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim."
"Mexico sent 39 trucks filled with Mexican soldiers to help out the cause. Now, first of all, they said it was 39 trucks and 180 soldiers. I'm a beaner, and I'm telling you white people, that's a bullsh*t number right off the bat! There's at least a thousand beaners there right now!"
"Now folks, here's a nightmare scenario. You're cuddled up in bed, you hear that "step, thump, step, thump" of a pirate coming up your stairs. You'd hide under your covers. But, it's not going to do you any good. He's drank your liquor, number one. Number two... He's looking for treasure. He's a pirate folks, you're DEAD."
"I'm standing here in the middle of, hell, I dunno where I was at this point, with like, six cartons of eggs, and all this guy can say is "him go up the cricker." What the hell is that?"
"just another day in hollywood"
"Finally. A network tv show with full frontal nudity."
"Just another tv show starring an egotistical pig."
"Changing the tv manscape."
"Television has finally hit its beak."
"[T]he main challenge facing "The Muppets" is finding that sweet spot between injecting such irreverence into this venerable franchise and pushing too far or besmirching it in the eyes of more traditional fans."
"The mature version of "The Muppets" will cover a range of topics from sex to drugs. Miss Piggy came out as a pro-choice feminist during an MSNBC interview. The puppet characters loved by kids in the 1970s and 1980s and beyond are now weighing in on interspecies relationships and promiscuity. … ABC has ruined "The Muppets." How many parents want to explain the punchline of sexually charged jokes to young children?Many parents unknowingly will let their children watch an episode only to find out its perverted nature too late, unless they are alerted ahead of time. 1MM and others need to get the word out to families to avoid this program at all costs."
"Kermit and Miss Piggy, please meet Joe Camel. It is a tragedy that one of the most iconic children's television shows in history, The Muppets, would be so filled with adult content—sexual innuendoes, sexual references, drugs and alcohol, to be exact—that it would become too toxic for children."
"Additionally, one bar scene in the 4th episode was long enough to consume almost one-quarter of the show's screen time, during which Muppet characters were shown drinking and becoming drunk from beer, wine, and hard liquor."
"Steve Whitmire — Kermit the Frog / Rizzo the Rat / Beaker / Statler / Lips / The Muppet Newsman"
"Eric Jacobson — Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Animal / Sam Eagle"
"Dave Goelz — Gonzo / Bunsen Honeydew / Zoot / Waldorf / Beauregard / Chip"
"Bill Barretta — Pepe the King Prawn / Rowlf the Dog / Dr. Teeth / the Swedish Chef / Bobo the Bear / Big Mean Carl"
"David Rudman — Scooter / Janice"
"Matt Vogel — Floyd Pepper / Uncle Deadly / Sweetums / Lew Zealand"
"Peter Linz — Walter"
"Julianne Buescher — Denise / Yolanda Rat"
"Riki Lindhome — Becky (played by Margo Harshman in "First Look Presentation")"
"Frank Oz — Miss Piggy (previous inserts)"
"Question Time"
"Sing-Along with Billy"
"Jules Sylvester"
"Daisy the Alligator"
"Top 10 Fascinating Facts about Fish (first appearance)"
"Jim Clarke"
"Noel MacNeal - Bear"
"Peter Linz - Tutter / Pip"
"Tyler Bunch - Pop / Treelo"
"Vicki Eibner - Ojo"
"Taya Mooney - Shadow"
"Lynne Thigpen - Luna the Moon"
"Geoffrey Holder - Ray the Sun"
"Every Bear in the Big Blue House Live Stage Show from Vee Corporation"
"Millie Davis as Ms O/Big O"
"Dalila Bela as Olive"
"Filip Geljo as Otto"
"Sean Michael Kyer as Oscar"
"Anna Cathcart as Olympia"
"Issac Kragten as Otis"
"Olivia Presti as Oona"
"Valentina Herrera as Opal"
"Jayce Alexander as Omar"
"Gavin MacIver Wright as Oswald"
"Alyssa Hidalgo as Orla"
"Glee Dango as Esmeralda Kim/Osmeralda"
"Shazdeh Kapadia as Orpita/Little O"
"Ashley Botting as Debbie"
"Ali Hassan as Doug"
"Christian Distefano as Owen"
"Julia Lalonde as Octavia (Season 1)"
"Peyton Kennedy as Dr O (Season 1-2)"
"Kaden Stephen as Dr O (Season 2)"
"Michela Luci as Orchid"
"Elijah Sandiford as Ocean (Season 2)"
"DeAndray Hamilton as Coach O"
"Jaiden Cannatelli as Ohlm (Season 1-2)"
"Whoopi Goldberg as Mayor Whoopi."
"Sofie Zamchick as T.J."
"Sean Curley as Spencer."
"Mary Birdsong as Mrs. Peg Piggle."
"Dr. John as The Sun."
"Rosie Perez."
"Mary Testa."
"Sandra Bernhard."