"I'm not an evil person, I'm not an evil person. I feel very bad for the people in New Orléans like the sick people, the poor people, the elderly, those people couldn't get out. But let's talk about the dumbasses who are still there but the ones who are going 'I'm not gonna leave! I'm not gonna leave! Because I'm going to stay here and protect my TV!' Listen, you fucking idiot: unless you have a plasma that got wet by this much water I suggest you get the fuck out of your house right now, you understand me?"
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Cancelled showsComedy Central showsAmerican TV shows featuring puppetry2000s American sketch comedy TV showsAmerican TV shows with live action and animation
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Mind of Mencia
Mind of Mencia was a sketch-comedy series that stars Carlos Mencia, running from 2005 to 2008.
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