"Oh Rama, here I go again! Listen to you, sounding like Death Vader. You people need cigarettes as much as this country needs another C-average President. Plus you look like a human Pez dispenser! Here are your cigarettes, and here is some gum so you can blow bubbles for that WEIRD-ASS HOLE YOU HAVE IN YOUR NECK. And here are some batteries, for your creeping-me-out machine. Now get the park out of my store! I hope I am reincarnated as a turtleneck... I like to tank you for getting that joke!"
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Cancelled showsComedy Central showsAmerican TV shows featuring puppetry2000s American sketch comedy TV showsAmerican TV shows with live action and animation
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Mind of Mencia
Mind of Mencia was a sketch-comedy series that stars Carlos Mencia, running from 2005 to 2008.
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