"Mencia: A family is suing Seaworld because they found their 27 year old son, dead and naked, in Shamu's pen. Look if you're 27 and you're still living at home with your mom and dad you need to kill yourself. (The lawsuit also contends that the gifts at the gift shop don't show the nature of these vicious animals.) Yeah, what part of the words "killer whale" do you not understand. If I told you there were some killer Mexicans living next door you wouldn't want to hang out with them. "But Judge Carlos, I thought Shamu loves everybody." He does...FOR DINNER. Can I get an amen? What do you say, ghost of Johnny Cochran?"
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Cancelled showsComedy Central showsAmerican TV shows featuring puppetry2000s American sketch comedy TV showsAmerican TV shows with live action and animation
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Mind of Mencia
Mind of Mencia was a sketch-comedy series that stars Carlos Mencia, running from 2005 to 2008.
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