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"[after lighting a candle] Jonathan Brisby was killed today while helping with the Plan. It is four years since our departure from NIMH, and our world is changing. We cannot stay here much longer. [Writing in a book] Jonathan was a dear friend. I am lost in knowing how to help his widow. She knows nothing of us or the Plan. [Reloading ink for pen] Perhaps best that I do nothing at present. [As he quickly writes signature] I shall miss him. [Holding and looking at amulet] Jonathan, wherever you are, your thoughts must comfort her tonight. She'll be waiting, and you will not return. [as he puts away amulet in a case, closing it] Farewell, my friend."
"Jonathan... your wife, I fear, is in desperate trouble. A visit to the Great Owl may indeed be profitable. Go to the Owl then, Mrs. Brisby. Go there!"
"Jenner, I fear, could do her harm. He is consumed by a lust for power. Thus far, the amulet has remained safely hidden. But if he finds it... heaven help us."
"[when he gives Mrs. Brisby the amulet, and again later when she discovers its power] Courage of the heart is very rare. The stone has a power when it's there."
"[when Nicodemus shows Mrs. Brisby a device in the corner. Two circles of metal set at right angles to form a rough globe, set in an ornate frame. The circles begin to spin, faster and faster. Energy plays across the surface of the globe described by its motion. A glowing green sphere appears, and images play across it. Nicodemus narrates the images] In the beginning, we were ordinary street rats, stealing our daily bread and living off the efforts of man's work. We were captured, put in cages, and sent to a place called NIMH. There were many animals there...in cages. They were put through the most unspeakable tortures to satisfy some scientific curiosity. Often at night I would hear them, crying out in anguish. Twenty rats and eleven mice were given injections...our world began changing. Then one night I looked upon the words under the cage door...and understood them. We had become intelligent. We could read. The miracle was kept secret from the scientists, and in the quiet of the night, we escaped through the ventilation system. The mice were blown away, sucked down dark air-shafts to their deaths. All except two...Jonathan and Mr. Ages. We were trapped by a locked door on the roof. It was Jonathan who made possible the unlocking of the door."
"Uh, yeah, I guess that's enough exercise for one day. Besides, I'm really after this terrific string! I'm working on a love nest for two. You know what I mean? [Mrs. Brisby: Oh, I see. You have a girl.] Well, not really, I mean, I haven't found Miss Right yet. But when I do, the whole world will hear us singing!"
"[repeated line] Excuse me. Pardon me."
"If I had actually been near a cat, I'd be sneezing my brains out. [Dragon, the Fitzgibbons' cat, comes closer] See, I'm allergic to—kaa... I'm allergic to—kay... I'm allergic to uh... hmm... hmm... hmm... Ah-choo!"
"Oh, here, you dropped this back there. Nobody messes with ol' Jeremy, boy. Nobody!"
"Right. When you're right, you're right. And you're right."
"I'm not that bad. I just need a few pointers to polish my style."
"When we get to the Great Owl, he'll know just what to do about everything!"
"Well, the place looks deserted. I guess we better get outta here."
"[mesmerized by the amulet] A sparkly!"
"Cast not pearls before swine, I always say, and that includes impudent piglets. Good day!"
"[responding to Mrs. Brisby] I came here to inform you that the frost is off the ground, and moving day is at hand. Prepare to move your very, very odd family. Good day!"
"[as the tractor comes] Run! The plow is here! Run for your lives! Run! It's moving day! Run! The plow is here! Run! Run! Get out!"
"It's Jenner. He's at it again. [Mr. Ages: There blows an ill wind.] He's before the Council now. This time, he's attacking Nicodemus openly."
"The mill. It's falling apart. Hope it stays up there, at least until we're done with the Plan."
"Friends, tonight we journey to Thorn Valley. We will leave no tracks... no evidence that the rats of NIMH ever existed. Come..."
"Damn! I'll have to come back for you later."
"One of our films that we wanted a PG rating was (for) The Secret of NIMH. Funny, even with all the support of the press and the critics, they all commented that there are dark sections of the film that could be frightening to small children. Not really sure you will get the attention of the ratings board or its members, I think they just feel that animation is for children so it's just an automatic gesture, rate it G! I often wonder if the ratings board actually looks at the animated films."
"Jerry Goldsmith took The Secret of NIMH and showed it to Steven Spielberg. He took a look and said, "Wow, I thought this kind of animation was dead. I've been told forever that you can't do this anymore; it's too expensive". It wasn't the truth. You could do it, and we'd learned that we could do it. It was just the studio mentality that they simply didn't want to spend the money. Steven got very excited and he said, "Would you like to make a picture together?" We, of course, jumped at the opportunity."
"It was the film that was made in our innocence. That's where we dug down deep. And we didn't know any better, so we rushed in. We did the best you could. On Secret of NIMH, we had two layout people, three background people, and ten animators. That's how we made the movie. All the painting on the cels was farmed out to women all over the city of Los Angeles. They took it into their kitchens and painted it. When I think about how fat the studios have become, I laugh. You have 24 people in the layout department; we're fat with personnel. All the rules and attitudes change in that kind of environment."
"In fact, we believe that our film, The Secret of N.I.M.H. provided everyone on the film a credit, including the receptionists, and assistants that drove our trucks to run errands. Disney's next film included many more of the animation staff than in their previous films."
"Elizabeth Hartman - Mrs. Brisby"
"John Carradine - Great Owl"
"Dom DeLuise - Jeremy"
"Derek Jacobi - Nicodemus"
"Arthur Malet - Mr. Ages"
"Hermione Baddeley - Auntie Shrew"
"Peter Strauss - Justin"
"Paul Shenar - Jenner"
"Aldo Ray - Sullivan"
"Shannen Doherty - Teresa Brisby"
"Jodi Hicks - Cynthia Brisby"
"Wil Wheaton - Martin Brisby"
"Ian Fried - Timothy "Timmy" Brisby"
"Eric Idle - Wreck-Gar"
"Judd Nelson - Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime"
"Leonard Nimoy - Galvatron"
"Robert Stack - Ultra Magnus"
"Lionel Stander - Kup"
"Orson Welles - Unicron"
"John Moschitta, Jr. - Blurr"
"Peter Cullen - Optimus Prime"
"Frank Welker - Megatron"
"Scatman Crothers - Jazz"
"Casey Kasem - Cliffjumper"
"David Mendenhall - Daniel"
"[about Professor Ratigan] He's a genius, Dawson! A genius twisted for evil! The Napoleon of Crime!"
"Not a corner of London is safe while Ratigan is at large. There's no evil scheme he wouldn't concoct, no depravity he wouldn't commit! Who knows what dastardly scheme that that villain may be plotting even as we speak?"
"Remember, Dawson, we're low-life ruffians."
"There's always a chance, Doctor, as long as one can think."
"[in an almost friendly tone] Ratigan, no one can have a higher opinion of you than I have. [furiously] And I think that you are a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!"
"Poor Basil. Oh, he is in for a surprise!"
"My friends! We are about to embark on the most odious, the most evil, the most diabolical scheme of my illustrious career! A crime to top all crimes, a crime that will live in infamy! [The henchmen cheered. Ratigan holds up a newspaper featuring the Queen's picture on the front page.] Tomorrow evening, our beloved monarch celebrates her Diamond Jubilee. And... with the enthusiastic help of our good friend, Mr. Flaversham... [The henchmen chuckle] it promises to be a night she may never forget! [burns her picture with his cigarette. The henchmen gasp in terror] Her last night... and my first, as supreme ruler of all mousedom! [The henchmen cheer.]"
"[Rubbing his head, irritated] How dare that idiot Basil poke his stupid nose into my wonderful scheme and foul up everything?"
"Bravo, Basil! A marvelous performance. Though frankly, I expected you 15 minutes earlier. Trouble with the chemistry set, old boy?"
"You don't know what a delightful dilemma it was, trying to decide on the most appropriate method for your demise. Oh, I had so many ingenious ideas I didn't know which to choose. So I decided to use them all. [the camera zooms out to show many various weapons aimed at the mousetrap] Marvelous, isn't it? Oh, ho, but, here, let me show you how it works. Picture this, first, a sprightly tune I've recorded especially for you. As the song plays, the cord tightens, and when the song ends, the metal ball is released, rolling along its merry way until... [gestures to mousetrap] Snap! [gestures to gun] Boom! [gestures to crossbow] Twang! [gestures to axe] Thunk! [gestures to anvil] SPLAT! And so ends the short, undistinguished career of Basil of Baker Street."
"Now, you will remember to smile for the camera, won't you?"
"Fidget, you delightful little maniac!"
"There's no escape this time, Basil!"
"Stay where you are. Or the girl dies."
"Oh, I love it when I'm nasty."
"[looks above the doorway to another barrel, where Fidget, the bat, is hanging from the faucet, sleeping] Fidget? [Fidget doesn't wake up, so Ratigan screams in his ear.] Fidget?! [Startled, Fidget falls from his perch and rolls down the stairs at Rattigan's feet.] Thank you. Bright and alert as always. [hands Fidget a list] Here's the list. You know what to do, and no mistakes."
"[reading Professor Ratigan's letter] "To our beloved Queen, this gift we send, as her sixty-year reign.... comes to an end?""
"Ah, I just adore Jubilees."
"[to Fidget] Stop! Let me go! You ugly old thing! Help, let me out! Let me out!"
"[after the fight's over with Fidget, door closes, and the cupboard door, Olivia was put in, creaks open with big mess.] Dad, where are you?! [goes to a window] Father... where are you?!! Papa! [echoes noise] DADDY!"
"[to Ratigan] Just wait! Basil's smarter than you! He's going to put you in jail. [tugs on his tail to accent her next few insults.] He's not afraid of a big, old, ugly, rat like youǃ [Professor Ratigan: Would you kindly sit down and shut up?!]"
"Barrie Ingham - Basil of Baker Street/Bartholomew"
"Val Bettin - Dr. David Q. Dawson/Thug Guard"
"Vincent Price - Professor Ratigan"
"Candy Candido - Fidget the Bat/Bar Patron"
"Alan Young - Hiram Flaversham"
"Susanne Pollatschek - Olivia Flaversham"
"Diana Chesney - Mrs. Judson"
"[after she skydives down to a summer camp on Earth] A totem pole?"
"[going into her Cloud Mobile and beginning to drive Dawn and John to the Kingdom of Caring] Thank you. There has to be easier ways of getting around."
"[to the audience, as the rest of the Care Bear Family, the campers and even Dark Heart chant "We care!" to help save Christy]: If you have ever cared, do it now. Help us, tell us you care. Tell your friend next to you that...you care. Tell them how much you care. Tell them again. Say it. Shout it! Help us... [joins in the chanting] We care."
"Uh, excuse me, Mr. Moose. Are you angry about something? Maybe you wanna talk about it. [as the moose charges towards her and partner Secret Bear] Maybe not! RUN!"
"You don't make much noise, Secret Bear, but when you do- [responds to Secret's whispers] right again. "A little love does go a long way." It certainly cured the moose of Dark Heart's influence."
"Cousins, kids, every bear! Don't just sit there! Care-care-CARE!"
"Leapfrog! [laughing]"
"We must follow him, True Heart, while his evil power is still weak, and defeat him, once and for all!"
"Brave Heart to the rescue! CHARGE!"
"[After True Heart and Noble Heart rescue the Cubs from Dark Heart at beginning of film] Well done, my little Star and Heart Buddies. Our search is now over. We have found the two creatures whose love and kindness for others is so great that it sets them apart from the rest of the world. From this day forth, because of their great love and caring, these two shall be known as: [gives the Bear her star symbol] True Heart Bear... [gives the Horse his heart symbol] and Noble Heart Horse. And, as they have helped and protected the little orphan Cubs, they shall help others to share their feelings and protect everyone from Dark Heart's evil. [begins narrating duties] And this is how the Care Bear Family began, a long time ago, in the Kingdom of Caring."
"[final lines] Yes, sir! Everything was back to the way it was. But, as always, it was just a little bit different, a little bit better, and a little bit more special - thanks to the Care Bears, the Care Bear Cousins, and thanks to... [laughs, then to audience] Well, you all know who you are. I thank my lucky Stars that there are people out there like you who really do care. You're not afraid to share your feelings - and that, my friends, makes you all world-class Care Bear Champs!"
"Where are those guys? Maybe they ran away without me! Oh, why can't I be good at anything except shooting marbles? Marble champ. So what? Oh, if only I run or swim or do something to be the Camp Champ!"
"Good friends are the real champs, Christy."
"[inside his secret cave] The time is right for me to begin to ruin all that is good and kind in the world. [snaps fingers for his magic red sack] Staring with these furry defenders of feelings. I will remove them, one by one, and lock them away in their own...special place...for an eternity. [turns into a red cloud and cackles evilly] With True Heart and Noble Heart busy elsewhere, it's time for me to pay a visit to the rest of the Care Bears. [continues laughing, speeds off to Care-a-lot]"
"[posing as Caring Meter Reader] Howdy. I'm the Caring Meter Reader. I'm here to Read your Caring Meter, and it looks like I arrived just in time."
"Time for a game of "Disappearing Bears"."
"Keep your kindness and affection to yourselves!"
"[much to the Bears' and Cousins' surprise] Ha, ha! Looking for me?"
"There's no escape from me! Well, it's time to put you all where I should have put you in the first place."
"[after his defeat against the Care Bear Family] You have won today. But I'll be back!"
"[inside an outhouse where his secret cave is located; cackling] They walked right into my trap! Now that I have the entire Care Bear Family in my power, all the love and kindness in the world will soon be no more! [cackles again]"
"[as a serpent at beginning of movie] Run! Run while you can. No matter where you go, I will find you. You cannot escape me. [in sinister voice, after lightning crashes] I am Dark Heart."
"[as a bullfrog; after True Heart, Dawn and John leave camp to visit Noble Heart] Beware, True Heart. Soon I'll be coming for you and the little Cubs. [hopping away] Ha, ha, ha!"
"[as a Texas vulture perched in a tree, watching Dawn and John] I'll be back for you. [screeches away]"
"[as a wolf, to Christy] Come now. We're wasting time!"
"[as a American alligator in the Dark] I'm shelled be back shortly."
"Come help the Care Bears save the Kingdom of Caring."
"It's a Whole New Adventure."
"[first line of the film] You poor little fella. It's all right. Big Mama's here."
"My, my. Look at that. A fox and a hound, playing together."
"I'd seen that movie before. It was nothing new or fresh or risky in there; it was another "churn 'em out.""
"Mickey Rooney - Tod"
"Kurt Russell - Copper"
"Pearl Bailey - Big Mama"
"Jack Albertson - Amos Slade"
"Sandy Duncan - Vixey"
"Jeanette Nolan - Widow Tweed"
"Pat Buttram - Chief"
"John Fiedler - The Porcupine"
"John McIntire - Mr. Digger"
"Dick Bakalyan - Dinky"
"Paul Winchell - Boomer"
"John Stephenson - Squeeks the Caterpillar, Tod's Dad/Percy"
"Jimmy MacDonald - The Bear"
"Lisa Vischer - Tod's Mom/Do-Gooder"
"[laughs] A tree star."
"It is the dawn of time. The land of the dinosaur. Lost and alone, Littlefoot and his friends are about to embark on the journey of a lifetime."
"A New Adventure Is Born."
"Gabriel Damon as Littlefoot"
"Candy Hutson as Cera"
"Judith Barsi as Ducky"
"Will Ryan as Petrie"
"Helen Shaver as Littlefoot's mother"
"Burke Byrnes as Cera's father"
"Bill Erwin as Littlefoot's grandfather"
"Pat Hingle as Rooter the mole and the narrator"
"On the Land Before Time, George (Lucas) and Steven (Spielberg) were more concerned about causing nightmares for children than getting a G rating."
"But there are no cats in America. What are you all afraid of? Cats, cats, cats, cats. Papa told me. Everyone knows it. There are no cats."
"[to Gussie] He's not a rat. He's a cat. He's their boss!"
"You're right, they don't care! And if they did, they would have found me. Well, if they don't care, I don't care! I don't care if I never see them again."
"I'll never find them again anyway. Never. This is my home now."
"I'm your guard, Tiger. Don't make any sudden moves, 'cause I'm crafty and I'm quick. I've got the instincts of a cat. What am I saying? I am a cat!"
"You lost your family? Oh, dear. That's terrible. I lost my family, too. Years ago, I mean. [sobs] Eight brothers. Ten sisters. Three fathers."
"Listen... I like mice- [Fievel cries] Oh, no. Not like that. You see, I don't eat red meat at all. I'm a vegetarian. Oh, a little fish now and then, but what I really like is a nice piece of... shh... broccoli."
"[after Warren fires him] Good. I'm glad. I never liked you. And besides, your music stinks!"
"Hey, Filly! I been lookin' all over for ya! [chuckles] Pardon the expression, but ah, you look like somethin' the cat dragged in. [chuckles again]"
"Stick with me, kid. [Fievel holds on tightly to Tony's arm] Hey, hey, hey! What, are we engaged or something?"
"Remember what Shakespeare said, and I quote: "Opportunity knocks but...er, but..err... but... but... but once! Taken at the tide, 'twill lead to fortune. If denied, 'twill never return"."
"[After his false nose has been shot off by Tony] Disregard the nose! What's in a nose? For a nose by any other name would smell as sweet-[Tony knocks off his false ears]"
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, wait a minute! Who are you gonna believe? Me or your own eyes?"
"Don't worry, gentlemen, don't worry. There are plenty of mice in Hong Kong."
"Hey, I wonder how you say "trust me" in Chinese."
"Papa, why'd they change my name to Tilly?"
"Fievel, this is the last time I take you to America."
"We'll be alright. As long as we're together, we'll be alright."
"Ah, so, Mr. Curious, you've discovered the herring."
"Fievel, you'll get hurt!"
"My Fievel. I thought I would never see you again."
"My son. Now... you are a mouse."
"This is America! We have free speech! We can say "cat" here! Cat, cat, cat, and double-cat!"
"Wait a minute! Honest John, at Tammany Hall."
"Today was the wowst day evewr. Those cats are kiwwing eveweone. They don't even know the diffewences between wich and power! The wetches."
"As you know, I have dedicated my wife to hewping those who awe wess fowtunate than myself....er, that's evewyone. And now, I need you to hewp me."
"We must have a wawwy. You know, a wawwy. A warge gathewing of mice fow a weason."
"Money is not evewething. I know because I have money, and I have evewething. But what awe they worth without fweedom?"
"Wawwen, you'we thwough. Washed up, wuined! Heh... You'ww never get another cent fwom any mouse, anywhere."
"Wewease the secwet weapon!"
"[At the wake of Mickey O'Hare - he is rather intoxicated] Poor lad. So young. He never had a chance to vote. Well, he'll vote from now on. I'll see to that. [Shakily writes Mickey's name on a notebook under "Ghost Votes"]"
"Qu'est-ce que c'est? A little immigrant. Now they are coming by bottle."
"This is just an island at the doorway where I, Henri Le Pigeon, am putting up my Statue of Liberty."
"Now, are you ready to go and find your family?"
"Never say "never"."
"Meet Fievel. In his search to find his family, he discovered America."
"Phillip Glasser - Fievel Mousekewitz (voice)"
"Dom DeLuise - Tiger (voice)"
"Nehemiah Persoff - Papa Mousekewitz (voice)"
"Erica Yohn - Mama Mousekewitz (voice)"
"Amy Green - Tanya Mousekewitz (voice)"
"John Finnegan - Warren T. Rat (voice)"
"Pat Musick - Tony Toponi (voice)"
"Cathianne Blore - Bridget (voice)"
"Neil Ross - Honest John (voice)"
"Madeline Kahn - Gussie Mausheimer (voice)"
"Will Ryan - Digit (voice)"
"Christopher Plummer - Henri (voice)"
"Hal Smith - Moe (voice)"
"[about to deliver food to his hungry puppy friends] These are some of the poorest people I know. They're broker than... the Ten Commandments. [laughs] Little joke. Very little."
"What a selfish, callous cad of a heel I've been. Blind to the needs of our society's lowly unloved."
"[while drunk] Hee-hee-hee-hee! You're the doggonest pals... a swell could ever have. [laughs] I love you, guys. You wanna sing with me? You wanna sing with me?"
"I can't help it, Charlie. I itch when I'm nervous!"
"You're not my friend. You're a bad dog!"
"Charlie? I have to go to the bathroom."
"All dogs go to heaven, because, unlike people, dogs are naturally good, and loyal and kind."
"[singing] Welcome to doing whatever you wish, laughing and singing all day."
"[repeated line] Charlie...you can never come back..."
"I do not wish that I should share 50% of the business with my partner, Charlie."
"That is no way to treat an old friend. Friends must be handled in a friendly and business-like way!"
"MORONS! I'M SURROUNDED BY MORONS!"
"So you see, Charlie, the story has a happy ending! I keep the girl and make a fortune and you...you get to go to heaven! You don't wanna go to heaven, Charlie? [chuckles maliciously]"
"[while his ray gun is out of control] H-H-How do you stooooooop this thing?!"
"You can never go back! Charliiiiie..."
"[in cut footage] Now, you are mine."
"Oh, I don't care! It's just you and me. [singing] Let's make music together! Let's make sweet harmony!"
"But not all dogs stay there!"
"Burt Reynolds - Charlie B. Barkin"
"Dom DeLuise - Itchy Itchiford"
"Judith Barsi - Anne-Marie"
"Vic Tayback - Carface Caruthers"
"Charles Nelson Reilly - Killer"
"Loni Anderson - Flo"
"Melba Moore - Whippet angel Annabelle"
"Ken Page - King Gator"
"Rob Fuller - Earl"
"Earleen Carey - Kate"
"Godfrey Quigley - Terrier"
"Anna Manahan - Stella Dallas"
"Candy Devine - Vera"
"Dan Molina (uncredited) - The Hellhound"
"Oops, sorry."
"Uh-oh! He's catching up!"
"Oh, no! The train!"
"[unmasks the werewolf] Just kiddin'! Scooby-Dooby-Doo! [chuckles]"
"I don't know why she’s so uptight. [transforms into a werewolf] Just because... [transforms back to normal] I have a little case of... [transforms into a werewolf] hiccups."
"Like, why do girls always scream in these dreadful horror movies?"
"Some people can choke up anything."
"[while being chased by the crowd] Hey, like, I know I'm not handsome, but I'm no monster!"
"[after the crowd chases him again] Not again! Like, this is nuts!"
"Shah-Gee? Shah-Gee?! What kind of a name is Shah-Gee?"
"[attempting to stop the monsters from fighting] WAIT A MINUTE!"
"Wolfgong, drop a cage. [Wolfgong drops a cage on himself] Not on you, stupid, on them!"
"I'm such a dirty guy."
"[to Shaggy] Now, you're beginning to bug me. [to the crowd] Your nerves bug me too."
"What's the matter with all of you?! How could you let that werewolf make monster monkeys out of you?! Put those pedals to the metal!"
"[singing] Pardon me, boy, is this the Transylvania choo-choo?"
"[talking about Vanna] Her mind wanders, and she just goes along for the ride."
""Sorry"?! That's not the way it was supposed to come out!"
"[tricking Shaggy into taking a detour into the tar pits] Shaggy's road is the pits. Tar pits, that is."
"That's what he thinks. (sing song) We're back!"
"Brunch: Ah, yes, allow me translate. Crunch said "Top ho, everyone.""
"Brunch: He said "Ta-ta for now.""
"Brunch: We have the master's reluctant werewolf!"
"Googie: Go, Shaggy, go! Don't be a bust! Leave the other guys in the dust! Yay, Shaggy!"
"Googie: Go, Shaggy, go! Keep up the pace! Go all the way and win the race! Yay!"
"Googie: Way to go, Shaggy! Give it the gun! You're gonna finish number one! Yay, Shaggy!"
"Googie: Shaggy, don't drink too fast. You'll get the hiccups."
"The New Scooby-Doo Movie You'll Howl For!"
"Don Messick - Scooby-Doo, Scrappy-Doo"
"Casey Kasem - Shaggy / Werewolf"
"B.J. Ward - Googie, Repulsa and Woman on TV"
"Hamilton Camp - Dracula, Police Officer and Man in Drive-In"
"Jim Cummings - Frankenstein, Dragonfly, Wolfgong, Snack Bar Manager, Genghis Kong and Monster on TV"
"Joan Gerber - Short Witch, Woman at Store"
"Ed Gilbert - Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Snyde, Spooky Voice, Doorknob and the Narrator"
"Brian Stokes Mitchell - Bonejangles"
"Pat Musick - Vanna Pira and Girl in Drive-In #1"
"Alan Oppenheimer - The Mummy and Swamp Thing"
"Rob Paulsen - Brunch, Ghost and Man in Car"
"Mimi Seton - Tall Witch Sister, Girl in Drive-In #2, Boy in Drive-In and Screamer"
"Frank Welker - Crunch, the Spider Monster, Plant Monster, Tyler Country Racer #1, Rooster and Schlockness Monster"
"Good morning, everyone."
"Well, you can do what you like. We're not gonna give up hope."
"You know, guys, we are gonna need some kind of shelter."
"[as Blanky blows away by a storm] BLANKY!!"
"Plug into the adventure!"
"Journey into the city of light!"
"A little toaster will go on a very big adventure."
"Plug into the fun!"
"Perfect movie for children."
"Deanna Oliver as Brave Little Toaster"
"Timothy E. Day as Blanky / Young Rob"
"Tim Stack as Lampy / Zeke"
"Jon Lovitz as Radio"
"Thurl Ravenscroft as Kirby Old Vacuum"
"Wayne Kaatz as Master Rob McGroarty"
"Phil Hartman as Air Conditioner / Hanging Lamp"
"Joe Ranft as Pirate Elmo St. Peters / Scary Clown"
"Colette Savage as Chris Caft"
"Jerry Rees as the singing voice of Radio"
"Randy Bennett as Tandy"
"Jim Jackman as Plugsy"
"Jonathan Benair as Black and White T.V."
"Judy Toll as Mish-Mash / Pierce"
"Mindy Stern as Johnson / Tola McGroarty / Taft"
"Randall William Cook as Entertainment Complex"
"Louis Conti as Spanish Announcer"
"Long ago, at the end of the last great Ice Age, there arose in the North a powerful queen. Her name was Juliana, and her ambition was to extend her realm to all the regions of the known world. To this end, she gathered an army and she bore a son, and named him Nekron. And him she tutored in the black arts and in the powers of the mind. And when Nekron came of age and attained mastery of those powers, together they seized control of the region of ice. And from their castle, called Icepeak, they sent a giant glacier rumbling southward. No village or people could stand against its relentless onslaught. And so the remnants of humanity fled South and huddled for warmth among the volcanoes of a mountain region ruled by a generous King named Jarol, from his fortress which men call Firekeep. And still Nekron pushed the ice ever southward into the temperate zone toward Firekeep. And no one dared guess of the outcome of a meeting on the field of battle between fire and ice."
"Don't hunt for death, boy. It finds us all soon enough."
"If you're gonna kill the ice lord, boy, you'd better learn to live with pain."
"Tell me your secrets. Nekron? Nekron?! The girl is wanted by Nekron?!!"
"Perhaps I can turn this to my advantage. Otwa, my son, go and bring the sub-humans, Nekron's dogs. Tell them we have the girl that he wants. Tell them he can have her...for a price."
"Randy Norton – Larn"
"Cynthia Leake – Teegra"
"Steve Sandor – Darkwolf"
"Sean Hannon – Nekron"
"Leo Gordon – Jarol"
"William Ostrander – Taro"
"Eileen O'Neill – Juliana"
"Elizabeth Lloyd Shaw – Roleil"
"Micky Morton – Otwa"
"Tamarah Park – Tutor"
"Big Yank – Monga"
"Greg Wayne Elam – Pako"
"Susan Tyrrell – Juliana"
"Maggie Roswell – Teegra"
"William Ostrander – Larn"
"Stephen Mendel – Nekron"
"Alan Koss – Envoy"
"Clare Nono – Tutor"
"Hans Howes – Defender Captain"
"Ray Oliver – Subhuman"
"Nathan Purdee – Subhuman"
"Le Tari – Subhuman"
"I am the only Unicorn there is? The Last? … That cannot be. Why would I be the last? What do men know? Because they have seen no unicorns for a while does not mean we have all vanished. We do not vanish. … There has never been a time without unicorns. We live forever! We are as old as the sky, old as the moon! We can be hunted, trapped; we can even be killed if we leave our forests, but we do not vanish. … Am I truly the last?"
"Please, all I want to know is if you've seen other unicorns like me somewhere in the world."
"I could never leave this forest, but I must know if I'm the only unicorn left in the world! Suppose they're hiding together... somewhere far away? What if they're waiting for me? In need of my help? … I must go quickly, and come back as soon as I can."
"Mare? Mare? I — a horse! Is that what you take me for? Is that what you see? … I have forgotten that men cannot see Unicorns. If men no longer know what they're looking at, there may well be other unicorns in the world yet — unknown — and glad of it."
"Do not boast, old woman. Your death sits in that cage, and she hears you."
"Don't look back, and don't run. You must never run from anything immortal; it attracts their attention."
"I can never regret. I can feel sorrow, but it's not the same thing."
"I wish you had let the Red Bull take me! I wish you had left me to the harpy! I can feel this body DYING all around me!"
"But, I am always dreaming, even when I'm awake; it is never finished."
"Molly, who am I? Why am I here? What is it that I am seeking in this strange place, day after day? I knew a moment ago, but I have forgotten."
"Everything dies! I want to die when YOU die!"
"Unicorns are in the world again. No sorrow will live in me as long as that joy, save one...and I thank you for that part, too."
"Once, I can't remember, I was long ago, someone strange. I was innocent and wise, and full of pain. Now that I'm a woman, everything has changed. Once, when I was searching, somewhere out of reach, far away, in a place I could not find, or heart obey. Now that I'm a woman, everything is strange."
"I am Schmendrick, the Magician, the last of the Red Hot Swamis!"
"It's a very rare person who is taken for what he truly is."
"You deserve the services of a great wizard, but I'm afraid you'll have to be glad of aid of a second-rate pickpocket."
"Be rary of wousing a wizard's wrath — rousing a rizard's — Be wary of making a magician angry! If I chose, I could turn you into a frog!"
"Magic, do as you will! Magic, do as you will!"
"Oh, God! I'm engaged to a Douglas fir!"
"Haggard has them all now, drifting on the waves to his delight. All but one, and that one is the Lady Amalthea."
"Don't cry. If you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back."
"She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales, and books are written by rabbits."
"There are no happy endings because nothing ever ends."
"You are losing my interest, and that is very dangerous."
"What is the matter with your eyes? Why can I not see myself, in your eyes?"
"There. There they are! There they are!! They're mine! They belong to me! The Red Bull gathered them for me one by one, and I made him drive each one into the sea! Now they live there. And every tide carries them within an easy step of the land, but they dare not come out of the water! They are afraid of the Red Bull. I like to watch them. They fill me with joy. The first I felt it I thought I was going to die. I said to the Red Bull I must have them, all of them, all there are. For nothing makes me happy but their shining and their grace. So the Red Bull caught them. Each time I see the unicorns, my unicorns, it is like that morning in the woods and I am truly young, in spite of myself."
"I know you! I almost knew you as soon as I saw you on the road coming to my door. Since then, there is no movement of yours that has not betrayed you! A pace, a glance, a turn of the head, the flash of your throat as you breathe... even your way of standing perfectly still — they were all my spies!"
"Do you still deny yourself? Do you dare still pretend to be human? I'll hurl you down to the others with my own hands if you dare deny yourself!"
"The last! I knew you were the last!"
"Celaeno: [to the Unicorn] Set me free. We are sisters, you and I."
"Mabruk: [after realizing that the Lady Amalthea is a unicorn] Haggard, I would not be you for all the world. You have let your doom in by the front door, but it will not depart that way! Farewell, poor Haggard!"
"Rukh: This here is the manticore. A man's head, a lion's body, tail of a scorpion. Creatures of night, brought to light. Here is a dragon. Breathes fire now and then. Mostly people who poke it, little boy. Its inside an inferno, but its skin so cold, it burns! Speaks 17 languages badly and is subject to gout. Creatures of night, brought to light! The Satyr. Ladies, keep back!"
"The Cat: No cat out of its first fur was ever deceived by appearances, unlike human beings, who seem to enjoy it."
"The Cat: When the wine drinks itself, when the skull speaks, when the clock strikes the right time, only then will you find the tunnel that leads to the Red Bull. There be a trick to it, of course."
"The Skull: To get to the Red Bull's chamber, you have to walk through time. A clock isn't time, it's just numbers and springs. Pay it no mind."
"♪ When the last eagle flies over the last crumbling mountain And the last lion roars at the last dusty fountain In the shadow of the forest though she may be old and worn They will stare unbelieving at the last unicorn. ♪"
"♪ When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning and the future has passed without even a last desperate warning then look into the sky where through the clouds a path is worn look and see her how she sparkles, its the last unicorn…"
"There's Magic in Believing!"
"A Treasured Fantasy Classic of Incomparable Charm!"
"The Magical Fantasy Adventure Based on the Bestselling Book."
"[from trailer] She is a creature of legend. In an age of sorcery and savagery, demons and dragons, she may be... The Last Unicorn."
"Mia Farrow - The Unicorn / Lady Amalthea"
"Alan Arkin - Schmendrick the magician"
"Jeff Bridges - Prince Lír"
"Tammy Grimes - Molly Grue"
"Robert Klein - The Butterfly"
"Angela Lansbury - Mommy Fortuna"
"Christopher Lee - King Haggard"
"Brother Theodore - Rukh"
"The Last Unicorn is an unusual children's film in many respects, the chief one being that it is unusually good. This animated fable also features a cast that would do any live-action film proud, a visual style noticeably different from that of other children's fare, and a story filled with genuine sweetness and mystery. Children, except perhaps for very small ones, ought to be intrigued by it; adults won't be bored. And no one of any age will be immune to the sentiment of the film's final moments, which really are unexpectedly touching and memorable."
"The Legend has it, in the mystic land of Prydain, there was once a king so cruel and so evil that even the gods feared him. Since no prison could hold him, he was thrown alive into a crucible of molten iron. There, his demonic spirit was captured in the form of a great Black Cauldron. For uncounted centuries, the large Black Cauldron lay hidden, waiting, while evil men searched for it, knowing whoever possessed it would have the power to resurrect an army of deathless warriors, and with them, rule the world."
"Hen Wen, from you, I do beseech / Knowledge that lies beyond my reach / Troubled thoughts beyond your heart / Pray you now, those thoughts impart."
"If great lord go into evil castle, poor Gurgi will never see his friend again. Nope, never."
"Oh, poor miserable Gurgi deserves fierce smackings and whackings on his poor, tender head. Always left with no munchings and crunchings. [sobbing] Forgive poor Gurgi."
"No! Gurgi will not let his friend die! [sadly] Taran has many friends. Gurgi has no friends."
"Welcome, your majesty! We're celebrating our success! I-I-I mean your success! We've made no mistakes this time!"
"Oh, I'm sorry. I've ignored you. You did come for the Black Cauldron? Good! Then climb right in! It'll only cost you your life! [laughs]"
"Oh, yes. Yes, my soldiers. Soon the Black Cauldron will be mine. Its evil power will course through my veins, and I shall make you Cauldron-Born. Yes, yes, oh yes, then you will worship ME! Me. Oh, my soldiers. How long I have thirsted to be a god among mortal men..."
"I presume, my boy, you are the keeper of this oracular pig?"
"My, such a brave and handsome crew! A pig boy, a scullery maid and a broken-down minstrel! Perhaps it may interest you to see what fate has in store for you! [laughs and lifts up a skeleton] Now I call on my army of the dead! The Cauldron-Born! [lowers the skeleton into the Black Cauldron] Arise, my messengers of death! Our time has arrived!"
"My beloved warriors have come to life. All the dead of centuries past - never has anyone created an army like this! Go forth, my deathless warriors! Destroy all in your path!"
"[to Taran] You've interfered for the last time. Now, pig keeper, you shall die!"
"[to Taran] No, you'll not escape! You shall satisfy the cauldron's hunger."
"[last words] No! You'll not have me. My power cannot die! Curse you! No! NOOOOOOO!!!"
"You're making a horrendous mistake! I'm not a spy! I'm a bard! I sing! Uh, I entertain! Oh, careful sir, these are the hands of an artist!"
"I'm Fflewddur Fflam! Minstrel of minstrels! Balladeer to the grandest courts in all the land! [harp string snaps] And I, uh, eh? Eh, well, have you forgotten? I have sung in some of the finest courts... [another string snaps] Well, I'm only waiting for an invitation! [another one snaps] Oh, shush. Why do you have to judge every word I say?"
"May I ask you ladies to perhaps consider this magnificent harp?"
"Magic twelve years in the making. Magic that will live forever."
"Seven years in the making - In the celebrated Disney tradition comes our 25th animated motion picture."
"Hidden by darkness. Guarded by witches. Discovered by a boy. Stolen by a king. Whoever owns it will rule the world. Or destroy it."
"Grant Bardsley as Taran"
"Susan Sheridan as Princess Eilonwy"
"Nigel Hawthorne as Fflewddur Fflam"
"John Byner as Gurgi/Doli"
"John Hurt as The Horned King"
"Freddie Jones as Dallben"
"Arthur Malet as King Eidilleg"
"Eda Reiss Merin as Orddu"
"Adele Malis-Morey as Orwen"
"Billie Hayes as Orgoch"
"Phil Fondacaro as Creeper"
"Tudor Owen as Liquor-Man"
"Peter Renaday as Artificial Uncle"
"James Almanzar as Freddy"
"Wayne Allwine as Dotch"
"Steve Hale as Noppe"
"Phil Nibbelink as Leon"
"David Frankham as Ace"
"Jack Laing as Henchmen"
"John Houston as Narrator"
"Brandon Call as Fairy #1"
"Gregory Levinson as Fairy #2"
"Lindsay Rich as Fairy #3"
"First, I have to say, there is no resemblance between the movie and the book. Having said that, the movie in itself, purely as a movie, I found to be very enjoyable. I had fun watching it. What I would hope is that anyone who sees the movie would certainly enjoy it, but I'd also hope that they'd actually read the book. The book is quite different. It's a very powerful, very moving story, and I think people would find a lot more depth in the book."
"[to Gollum] Begone and trouble me no moreǃ If you touch me ever again, you will be cast yourself into the Fire of Doomǃ"
"Oh, Sam, what have I said, what have I done?"
"Hear you now a story of good against evil. An epic that has its beginning and an ending and ends at a beginning. Listen as we speak of the fall of a lord of darkness, and the return of a king of light. Concern yourselves with armies and wizards, phantoms and emperors, cloud-capped towers and bloody fields of horrendous carnage. Consider no less than the cataclysmic transformation of that world of wonder and magic to the world we know now, of Man. What hero, you might ask, is mighty enough to be worthy of such cosmic metamophosis?"
"[to the Witch-king] You cannot enter hereǃ Go back to the abyss prepared for youǃ Go backǃ Fall to the nothingness that awaits you and your masterǃ"
"If you keep the book of the Hobbits as Frodo asked, ages from now when your stories are still told, there will be those humans who might well wonder, "Is there Hobbit in me?""
"Wicked masterǃ Wicked master cheats us, gollumǃ He musn't go that way. He musn't hurt the Preciousǃ Give it to Gollumǃ Yesǃ Give it, give it, give it to usǃ"
"Don't kill usǃ Don't hurt usǃ Let us live. Please, let us live just a little longer. Lostǃ Lostǃ We're lost. And when Precious goes, we'll die. Yes, all of us, die into the dust. Die into the dustǃ"
"I could claim you, Ringǃ I would be Samwise the Strongǃ All could be mine if I but claim thee, Ringǃ"
"Will there be no room for Hobbits in this new age of Man?"
"He's here to save the day!"
"Barry Gordon as American Rabbit/Rob/Punk Jackal"
"Laurie O'Brien as Bunny O'Hare"
"Bob Arbogast as Teddy/Penguin 2"
"Ken Mars as Walt/Vultor the Buzzard"
"Pat Fraley as Tini Meeny/Rob's Father"
"Russi Taylor as Rob's Mother/Lamb"
"Bob Holt as Rotten Rodney, Jackal Biker Leader/Penguin 3 (final film role)"
"Norm Lenzer as Bruno Bruno, Assistant Head Jackal"
"Lorenzo Music as Ping Pong"
"Hal Smith as Mentor/Mad Marvin, Sergeant-At-Arms Jackal/Too Loose"
"John Mayer as Horrible Hugo, Road Captain Jackal/Penguin 1"
"Lew Horn as Dip/Additional Voices"
"Maitzi Morgan as Lady Pig/Old Woman Rabbit"
"Fred Wolf as Fred Red"
"Gilda Radner as Barbra Warblers / Brenda Springer / Cora Lee Perrier / Tatyana Tushenko / Dorrie Turnell / The Contessa"
"Billy Crystal as Rugs Turkell / Joey Gongolong / Art Antica / Bruce Kwakimoto"
"Harry Shearer as Keen Hacksaw / Mayor of Animalympic Island / Burnt Woody / Mark Spritz"
"Michael Fremer as Henry Hummel / René Fromage / Kit Mambo / Bolt Jenkins / Kurt Wuffner / Dean Wilson / Mele / Count Maurice Boar-Deaux / Jackie Fuelit / Bear McLane / Guy Lafluke / Bjorn Freeborg / Mamo Ululu"
"I'm worried about the Baron. Pierre said that he was a very mean man."
"[pounding on the chateau's door in a horrible lightning storm] I can't believe it! There's no one home! Why would they invite us clear over here, and then not be home?"
"I don't have any idea what you're talking about, all I know is we had a terrible time. There was no one there to meet us, we got caught in the rain, the lightning scared us half to death, and we spent the night sleeping at the stable at the chateau."
"[first lines; in a classroom] Quiet, everybody! We have two new students here that I'd like to have you meet. They are exchange students from Europe. It is my great honor to introduce to you Babette and Jacques."
"[to Violette] Jump? Are they crazy?"
"That doesn't make sense. Why did she invite you, Charlie Brown?"
"Boy, Chuck, this is great. That was real generous of you to feed your share to the car. [Snoopy and Woodstock snicker] Notice how well the car is running since you gave it some bread?"
"Another fine mess you've got me into, Chuck."
"[after they get off the plane in London] Hey Chuck, we're in England. Did you ever think you'd be in England?"
"[after the rental car gets hit from behind] Qu'est-ce que tu as dans la crâne? Oooh, les cornes! Qu'est-ce que tu veux que je fasse? Que dalle! Le pied de nez! Tu veux nous frotter?"
"Arrin Skelley as Charlie Brown"
"Daniel Anderson as Linus van Pelt"
"Patricia Patts as Peppermint Patty"
"Casey Carlson as Marcie"
"Bill Melendez as Snoopy, Woodstock"
"Roseline Rubens as Violette Honfleur"
"Pascale De Barolet as Pierre"
"Annalisa Bortolin as Sally Brown"
"Laura Planting as Lucy van Pelt"
"Scott Beach as Waiter, Baron, Driver, Tennis Announcer, English Voice, American Male, Car Rental Worker"
"There was a time between the waning age of enchantment and the dawning age of logic when dragons flew the skies, free and unencumbered. Look down there, Gorbash my friend. On the top of the earth below us, confusion and chaos reign. All mankind is facing an epic choice: a world of magic or a world of science. Which will it be?"
"The worlds of magic and logic must exist side by side, not destroy each other!"
"I belong everywhere! I am Carolinus, the Green Wizard! My domain is the green world: nature itself and all its inhabitants!"
"For as evil is a part of all things, evil is a part of magic."
"Good would be totally impotent, without the contrast of evil."
"The world, though it does not realize it, cannot live without magic! Man hears of the dragon's impenetrable skin and lo, he makes armor, battleships, tanks. A fairy flies, and furiously jealous, Man himself defies gravity with machines he will one day call airplanes. A magician looks into his crystal and sees and hears halfway around the world. "Ah", says Man, "if only it could be so", and centuries from now, he conjures up miracles but calls them radio and television. If Man is to surmount the insurmountable, there must always be magic to inspire him. The world needs magic. Magic cannot die."
"The eternal laws of enchantment expressly forbid the four magic brothers from warring on one another (sorry, Antiquity)."
"[to Peter] You are unique – a man with one foot in the realm of magic, and the other in the realm of science."
"The great dome of invisibility grows over our world to protect its sanctity for all time. And no one on the outside may enter its boundaries, save for the length of a dream or flash of an inspiration. But it will stay through the years, the centuries, and the ages, a part of man for all time. And whenever man needs magic, we will be here."
"My fool brother finally realizes the inevitable. Well, I'll go. It should be amusing. Bryagh! Bryagh, I say!"
"So what are you going to do? Sit around like a bunch of old nannies and let it happen?"
"While your powers die, mine will flourish! Man will never inherit my domain, for I am making man mine!"
"Yes, Bryagh. It's your turn now. You and your legions. Attack. Demolish! Devour! Burn! Grind them to dust! Go forth, and death be thy destination! Doom. Doom. A flight of dragons! I command it! The flight of dragons! Doom. Doom. Doom."
"[to Gorbash breathing fire] Turn yer head, you dummy!"
"[to Gorbash/Peter fighting the Ogre] No, lad, no! What're you doing?! Ah, no! You let 'im get a grip on you! Ah! Blazes! [to the Ogre] Hey! Hey you! Let that schoolboy go! [They fight; thunder crashes.] Ommadon's comin'! You think he's gonna help you?! [They fight on; both die]."
"[recounting his battle with Bryagh] Well, it seemed a shame to die for an egg, but I'd made the challenge. The laws of chivalry and all that, you know?"
"Cute little fellow! Awkward, and helpless. Named him Gorbash, in honor of the contest. For it was rather gory, and I did get a bit bashed about."
"Blade with whom I have lived, blade with whom I now die, serve right and justice one last time, seek one last heart of evil, still one last life of pain. Cut well, old friend, and then farewell."
"Bryagh: [about to drop Peter] May the rocks crush your skull!"
"Bryagh: PUNY SCUM OF CAROLINUS, PREPARE TO DIE!"
"Peter: The fiery breath has something to do with the dragon’s ability to fly! But what?"
"Giles of the Treetops: [in the soup pot] I'm part boiled to a fethiwell, but I'd sooner be cooked than crushed by that thing!"
"Man is faced with the ultimate question, of whether to have a world of magic or a world of science. Which will it be?"
"All mankind is facing an epic choice. A world of magic or a world of science. Which will it be?"
"The ultimate war between magic and science is about to begin."
"A wondrous tale of action and suspense, damsels and ogres, dungeons and dragons, questing knights and evil warlocks."
"Victor Buono as Aragh the wolf"
"James Gregory as the dragons Smrgol and Bryagh"
"James Earl Jones as Ommadon, the Red Wizard"
"Harry Morgan as Carolinus, the Green Wizard"
"John Ritter as Peter Dickinson"
"Larry Storch as the pawnbroker"
"Don Messick as Lo Tae Zhao, the Golden Wizard and Giles, the elf"
"Bob McFadden as the dragon Gorbash and as the knight Sir Orrin Neville-Smythe"
"Alexandra Stoddart as the Princess Milisande"
"Nellie Bellflower as Danielle the archer"
"Paul Frees in uncredited roles as Solarius, the Blue Wizard and as the voice of Antiquity"
"Henry Corden - Fred Flintstone"
"George O'Hanlon - George Jetson"
"Mel Blanc - Barney Rubble, Dino the Dinosaur, and Mr. Spacely"
"Jean Vander Pyl - Wilma Flintstone and Rosie the Robot Maid"
"Penny Singleton - Jane Jetson"
"Gerry Johnson - Betty Rubble, Jet Rivers, Investor, Panelist, and Harem Girl"
"Janet Waldo - Judy Jetson and S.A.R.A."
"Daws Butler - Elroy Jetson, Cogswell, and Henry Orbit"
"John Stephenson - Mr. Slate"
"Hamilton Camp - Turko Tarpit"
"Don Messick - Astro the Space Mutt, R.U.D.I and M.A.C.C."
"Jon Bauman - Iggy"
"Brenda Vaccaro - DiDi"
"Frank Welker - Dan Rathmoon, Johnny, and Mr. Goldbrick"
"Don Messick as Scooby-Doo / Scrappy-Doo"
"Casey Kasem as Shaggy / Mirror Monster"
"Remy Auberjonois as Baxter"
"Susan Blu as Sibella Dracula"
"Hamilton Camp as Phantom Father / Vulture #2"
"Jeff B. Cohen as Grunt"
"Glynis Johns as Ms. Grimwood"
"Zale Kessler as Count Dracula / Frankenstein Senior"
"Ruta Lee as Revolta"
"Aaron Lohr as Miguel"
"Tress MacNeille as Tanis"
"Scott Menville as Tug"
"Pat Musick as Elsa Frankenteen"
"Bumper Robinson as Jamal"
"Ronnie Schell as Colonel Calloway"
"Marilyn Schreffler as Winnie"
"Andre Stojka as The Grim Creeper / Mummy Daddy / Vulture #1"
"Russi Taylor as "Phanty" Phantasma"
"Frank Welker as Matches / Papa Wer"
"Why can't you be evil like I taught you? Why won't you misbehave the way you should? You never use the guillotine I bought you! You just aren't bad enough for your own good!"
"Why can't you be mean, like Aunt Eureka? She fed her victims till they almost burst! Then cooked them with a smidgen of paprika. She always did her best to do her worst!"
"We're witches, wizards and warlocks! We're the reason honest people purchase doorlocks! We've turned princes into frogs, peasants into pheasants, soldiers and sailors into swine! We've never been accused of being angels, but as for being devils, we're divine!"
"One evil deed, that's all I asked! Oh, you're such a disappointment! I've given you everything a witch could want! Shabby clothes, a rotten place to live, all the foul-tasting food you can eat! And what do I get back? Nothing! Malevia over at Nightmare Heights, her daughter made Easter Sunday come up on a Tuesday! What've you done? Zip! A big fat zero!"
"Draggle dear, I just now had a flash! I still owe you a birthday gift or two! I suffered from a lack of ready cash, but now I'd like to make it up to you! I'll do the dirty work! I'll handle all the dirty work! Each humble job I'll assume! I'll be working overtime, collecting mold and filth and slime... all you have to do is get the phlume!"
"as Grundle King"
"as Draggle"
"as Moochick"
"as Spike and Woodland Creature"
"as Morning Glory, Rosedust, Skunk and Bushwoolie"
"Tammy Amerson as Megan"
"as The Smooze"
"as Grundle"
"Sheryl Bernstein as Buttons, Woodland Creature and Bushwoolie"
"as Lofty, Grundle and Bushwoolie"
"as Gusty and Bushwoolie #4"
"as North Star"
"as Grundle and Ahgg"
"as Sundance and Bushwoolie #2"
"as Magic Star"
"Keri Houlihan as Molly"
"as Fizzy and Baby Sundance"
"Laurel Page as Sweet Stuff"
"Sarah Partridge as Wind Whistler"
"as Baby Lickety Split and Bushwoolie #1"
"Jill Wayne as Shady and Baby Lofty"
"as Bushwoolie #3 and Grundle"
"Just call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig, paranormalists at large. Spooks spooked, goblins gobbled, UFOs K.O.ed, aliens alienated, vampires evaporated, and monsters remonstrated."
"Well, I'm here, what have I missed? Massacre started yet. Fireworks going off? Balloon going up."
"[trying to sell a car] Right this way, folks, right this way! It's a bargain! Step right up and get yourself a brand new Dolorian! No household should be without one! Just sixty thousand dollars in three easy weekly installments. Yes sir, these little babies are selling like hotcakes! Plus, there's a free gift pack of ice-cold Billy Beer with each and every purchase!"
"[to Porky] Head on down to the Superstitious Mountains and do some more snooping."
"One thing's for sure, I have nowhere else to go but up."
"Cubish! [repeated line]"
"[to Sylvester] What is the matter with you? What are you? A schizophre... a schizodephre... a-a manic depressive or something?"
"[after Sylvester wrestles a stuffed moose that's trying to shoot Porky Pig] Sy-sy-sylvester! What are you trying to do, wake everybody in the house? Of all the screwball ideas. Fighting with stuffed animals"
"The Night of the Living Duck"
"Daffy Dilly"
"The Prize Pest"
"Water, Water Every Hare"
"Hyde and Go Tweet"
"Claws for Alarm"
"The Duxorcist"
"Transylvania 6-5000"
"The Abominable Snow Rabbit"
"Punch Trunk"
"Jumpin' Jupiter"
"[after Taz buzzes all the feathers off the crows] Hey! Am not y'all even going to 'prologize?"
"Ooh, that raggin-fraggin' rabbit. I'd like to stretch him on a raggin-braggin-fraggin' wrack. Row faster, you snaggle-toothed varmint, or I'll batten down yer barnacles!"
"I'll catch that rodent varmint! The only two things a pirate will run for is money and public office."
"I am the spirit of the Wishing Well. I do my best to please. The wish you made I grant to you. So here's a hunk of cheese."
"Your fondest wish, your fondest dream... ...I'll make you superduck supreme! (leading into Stupor Duck)"
"Patience is a virtue. Patience brings good luck. It is seldom found in humans... ...and *never* in a duck!"
"Your uncouth words have reached my ears. I reluctantly comply. This shabby little island... I shall transmogrify!"
"Harken closely to these words. This secret I must tell. Only he who owns the map... ...is possessor of the well!"
"Your wish shall be granted. Gaze into me and see. The next time that you see yourself... a nurse is what you'll be! (leading into Greedy for Tweety)"
"I hear you. State your wish. Drop in your penny or go fish."
"I am here to grant your wish, the spirit of the well. I will knock the cockiness out of that little cockerel. (leading into Banty Raids)"
"I grant your wish to meet a girl of beauty unsurpassed... which when compared with works of art... ...will leave the Louvre outclassed. (leading into Louvre Come Back to Me!)"
"If that's his wish and yours alike... ...I'll make Chester brave and strong, like Spike. (leading into Tree for Two)"
"Discovering new talent for the world to see... ...a wondrous thing for a producer to be. (leading into Curtain Razor)"
"Sylvester's wife: "Wishing well, O wishing well... ...you I do entreat. I wish our house would resound to... ...the patter of little feet." The Well: (Sylvester waves his hands around trying to get him to say no but has no luck) "I hear your wish and I obey. The patter of little feet you shall hear this day." (leading into A Mouse Divided; Sylvester's wife's dialogue included as she, like the Well, speaks her wish in rhyme)"
"Your mind is such a simple thing... ...your wish I can foretell. You're wishing for a husband, and the ring of a wedding bell. (leading into Of Rice and Hen/Lovelorn Leghorn)"
"A very rich relative in poor health... ...doth will to you his entire wealth. (leading into From Hare to Heir)"
"Out! Out, infidel! Pollute not my wholesome well."
"There are some wishes in the well, in truth, they number three. Use these three wishes wisely, friends, for they are the last there will be."
"And now, I say without a joke. That’s all, folks!"
"[during the beginning of the movie] Eh. An academy award winning cartoon short!"
"[after Knighty Knight Bugs ended.] 'Knighty Knight Bugs' was produced and directed by Friz Freleng. He got an Oscar and I got a carrot."
"Ah, this is Hollywood, city of winners. Winners of Oscars, Emmys and Grammys."
"Hare Trimmed"
"Roman Legion-Hare"
"Sahara Hare"
"Wild and Woolly Hare"
"Devil's Feud Cake"
"The Unmentionables"
"Golden Yeggs"
"Catty Cornered"
"Three Little Bops"
"Birds Anonymous"
"High Diving Hare"
"Show Biz Bugs"
"- Bugs Bunny, , Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, , , , , , King Arthur, Gerry the Idgit Dragon, Treasury Director, Judge, Cops, Clarence"
"- Granny (first act only)"
"- The Singing Narrator, Big Bad Wolf, Three Little Pigs"
"- The Narrator (The Unmentionables only)"
"Frank Nelson - Satan"
"Frank Welker - Reporter Dog, Lawyer"
"I'd like to see him eeh-ooh-aah-ooh and, but his way outs this one! [laughs] Maybe, I should have sold him a couple of books for the kid. Oh well."
"Here we are, Pismo Beach and all the clams we can eat!"
"[sung] I dream of Genie, she is a light brown hare."
"You want me to tell stories to that? I did rather throw peanuts at it."
"Since when is Pismo Beach inside a cave?"
"What a way for a duck to travel, underground."
"I was once a human being, but that rotten kid in there was my undoing. He does not need a storyteller; he needs an exorcist!"
"I thought I taw a itty, bitty putty tat!"
"Whoever heard of a cat eating porridge? Why cannot we have a mouse like other pussycats?"
"Cracked Quack"
"Apes of Wrath"
"Wise Quackers"
"Ali Baba Bunny"
"Tweety and the Beanstalk"
"Bewitched Bunny"
"Little Red Rodent Hood"
"A Sheep in the Deep"
"Red Riding Hoodwinked"
"Goldimouse and the Three Cats"
"The Pied Piper of Guadalupe and Mexican Boarders"
"One Froggy Evening"
"- Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, , Sylvester, , , Tweety Bird, Rover, Hassan, Big Bad Wolf, Genie, Beanstalk Giant, Elvis Gorilla (also archive footage)"
"- Witch Hazel (archive footage)"
"- (archive footage)"
"- Granny, Mother Gorilla, Goldimouse (archive footage)"
"- Old Storyteller"
"- Prince Abba-Dabba"
"[preparing to lower himself into Augustus' chimney from Dinky's glider, via a rope] When the crows leave, land on the roof, and we'll meet you there. Keep the glider steady, and put me in that chimney! [after smacking into the outside chimney wall] I said put me in the chimney, not in the hospital!"
"Jimmy E. Keegan as Henry Bigg"
"Bettina Bush as Lucy Little"
"Donavan Freberg as Tom Little"
"Hal Smith as Uncle Augustus"
"Gregg Berger as Frank Little"
"Patricia Parris as Helen Little"
"Alvy Moore as Grandpa Little"
"Robert David Hall as Dinky Little"
"Mona Marshall as Mrs. Evans"
"Pat Fraley as Slick (uncredited)"
"B. J. Ward as Ashley (uncredited)"
"Who can care what the season is, care what the reason is? It's a Christmas-y, it's a Christmas day!"
"Of all the sounds I'll ever hear, of all the sounds I've heard, the sound I fear that hurts my ear, the sound of an un-kind word."
"This is my twin brother TJ. He likes to dress up in a sheriff's uniform and answer calls on an illegal radio. Your call for help must've led him right to the treasure. [to TJ] TJ, this masquerade is now over."
"- Scooby-Doo / Scrappy-Doo"
"- Sheriff Rufus Buzby and T.J. Buzby"
"- Billy Bob Scroggins, Beauregard's Ghost, Ape, Ghost in Attic, and Headless Horseman"
"- Sadie Mae Scroggins"
"- Farquard and Skull Ghost"
"- Shreako and Dispatcher"
"- Freako and Demonstrator Ghost"
"- Ghostly Laugh"