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April 10, 2026
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"Too funky for myself."
"Jesse McCartney — Voice of Theodore Seville"
"Matthew Gray Gubler — Voice of Simon Seville"
"Justin Long — Voice of Alvin Seville"
"Jane Lynch — Gail"
"Cameron Richardson — Claire Wilson"
"David Cross — Ian Hawke"
"Jason Lee — David Seville"
"Get your squeak on!"
"Watch out, cause here they come"
"Things are going to get messy."
"The Last Man Home.......Is Not Alone."
"The original entourage."
"They're back and bigger than ever. Christmas"
"Here comes trouble."
"James Brown – himself"
"Robert Trumbull – The Man"
"Jack Noseworthy – Mr. Elias"
"Billy Dee Williams – General Warren Boutwell"
"Gary Anthony Williams – Smart Brother"
"Billy Crystal- Mitch Robbins"
"Jake Gyllenhaal- Danny Robbins"
"Yeardley Smith- Nancy"
"Patricia Wettig- Barbara Robbins"
"Tracey Walter- Cookie"
"Noble Willingham- Clay Stone"
"Helen Slater- Bonnie Chambers"
"Jack Palance- Curly"
"Bruno Kirby- Ed Furillo"
"Daniel Stern- Phil Berquist"
"Yesterday they were businessmen; today they are cowboys; tomorrow they'll be walking funny."
"When you three first got here, you were as worthless as hen shit on a pump handle. But look at ya now; a bunch of tenderfeet bringin' in a whole herd!"
"I feel as happy as a puppy dog with two peters."
"Great gobs of goose shit!"
"City folk."
"She a redhead? I like redheads."
"You're spookin' the cattle."
"I crap bigger than you."
"I've gotta stop being a schmuck."
"[at Curly's impromptu funeral] The man ate bacon at every meal... you just can't do that!"
"Now let's have some peace and quiet around here, for Christ's sakes! I'm tired! I been under a lot of stress! I lost my wife, I lost my job, and I got some sort of rash from making in the bushes!"
"[Seeing Bonnie for the first time] You know, when I was alive, I would've found her attractive."
"If hate were people, I'd be China!!"
"Charge all this to my Visa [spits out chewing tobacco and it lands on a denim shirt for sale] I'll take that shirt, too."
"What'd ya use for protection, Phil; paper or plastic?"
"TRUSTED us? They don't even KNOW us! They followed us because we yelled "yah!"."
"No, that was "I like your ass; can I wear it as a hat?"."
"[while Phil is taking pictures of Mitch getting his butt wound stitched] Phil, let the man keep what's left of his dignity."
"To Curly, as they're delivering a calf.] You know, this was not in the brochure."
"[to a Spanish doctor treating a puncture wound on his buttock] Excuse me, el doctor! Helloooo...? Don't sew anything up that's supposed to remain open, OK?"