"[Threatened by a man with a gun] Hey, would you mind putting that gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm a very timid fellow... All right, shoot. I mean, uh, what's on your mind?"

"Porter Hall - MacCaulay"

"Minna Gombell - Mimi"

"Nat Pendleton - Lt. Guild"

"Maureen O'Sullivan - Dorothy"

"Myrna Loy - Nora Charles"

"William Powell - Nick Charles"

"Marion: I don't like crooks. And if I did like 'em, I wouldn't like crooks that are stool pigeons. And if I did like crooks that are stool pigeons, I still wouldn't like you!"

"[A detective searches the bedroom dresser] What's that man doing in my drawers?!"

"Oh Nicky, I love you because you know such lovely people."

"The next person who says "Merry Christmas" to me, I'll kill 'em."

"Waiter, will you serve the nuts? ... I mean, will you serve the guests the nuts?"

"Honey, it's that man again..."

"The murderer is right in this room. Sitting at this table. You may serve the fish."

"The important thing is the rhythm. Always have rhythm in your shaking. Now a Manhattan you shake to foxtrot time, a Bronx to two-step time, but a dry martini you always shake to waltz time."

"Robert Redford - Ike the Horse"

"Sam Shepard - the Narrator"

"Jennessa Rose - Aranea, one of Charlotte's daughters"

"Maia Kirkpatrick - Joy, one of Charlotte's daughters"

"Briana Hodge - Nellie, one of Charlotte's daughters"

"Abraham Benrubi - Uncle the Pig"

"André Benjamin - Elwyn the Crow"

"Thomas Haden Church - Brooks the Crow"

"Reba McEntire - Betsy the Cow"

"Kathy Bates - Bitsy the Cow"

"Cedric the Entertainer - Golly the Gander"

"Oprah Winfrey - Gussy the Goose"

"John Cleese - Samuel the Sheep"

"Steve Buscemi - Templeton the Rat"

"Julia Roberts - Charlotte A. Cavatica the Barn Spider"

"Dominic Scott Kay - Wilbur the Spring Pig"

"Julian O'Donnell - Henry Fussy"

"Louis Corbett - Avery Arable, Fern's older brother"

"Nate Mooney - Lurvy, the Zuckermans' farmhand"

"Siobhan Fallon Hogan - Edith Zuckerman, Fern's aunt"

"Essie Davis - Phyllis Arable, Fern's mother"

"Beau Bridges - Dr. Dorian"

"Gary Basaraba - Homer L. Zuckerman, Fern's uncle"

"Kevin Anderson - John Arable, Fern's father"

"Dakota Fanning - Fern Arable"

"Help Is Coming From Above."

"Honk if you love pigs."

"Something unexpected, unbelievable, unforgettable."

"From the most beloved story of our time."

"Brooks: I'm-a gonna get me some rat!"

"Ike: Spider! Spider, get away for me. Get away. GET AWAY. [faints]"

"Templeton: [repeated line] The Rat rules!"

"I mean it was clear as day. T-E-Double R-I, I mean can you believe a spider wrote that? I didn't learn how to spell that word until I was in the 10th grade!"

"Fern, it's rude to point, you're not going till see that pig again. It's too late. [Fern: He didn't expecting me!?]"