"Oh, come on, Yahtz, you big negative Nathan, stop focussing [sic] on every single fleck of dried up turd that has been shampooed out of RE4's bum hair and tell us about what's new with the remake. Well, Leon makes a funny sort of fatty-grunt every time he switches to aim mode, now. And Ashley grunts all the time as well whenever she has to navigate terrain more complex than a partially occupied waiting room. So if you run up and down the hallway aiming at things it sounds like you're dubbing a foreign porn film. "Not that, Yahtz! Tell us about those new sidequests we've been hearing so much about." Oh yeah. I finished an early game area, and as I was leaving I found a blue note scotch taped to the door saying "Hey, why not go through that area again and kill three rats? And it took me about three hours before I was finally able to get my mouth to stop forming the "oo" at the end of "fuck you.""
Quote Details
Added by wikiquote-import-bot
Unverified quote
0 likes
Original Language: English
Available Languages (1)
Sources
Imported from EN Wikiquote
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Zero_Punctuation
Revision History
No revisions have been submitted for this quote.
Categories
Zero Punctuation
912 quotes on TrueQuotesView all quotes by Zero Punctuation →
Related Quotes
"Things have become a little more abstract and it's hard to tell what's real and what's a metaphor for your decaying s…"
"I say most things are more understandable. It always pissed me off when I unlocked a new skill for a character, and w…"
"“Oh here he comes. Here comes old gloomy trousers to crash the storybook romance between Zelda and all of gaming medi…"
"On the whole don’t take away that I hate the game, for Christ’s sake, but I know what you’re going to say. “Oh who ca…"
"Amnesia: The Bunker is trying an interesting new spin on things because while you are a gormless no-faced bellend and…"
"Fighting games are like six year olds in a playground. They’re full of energy and fun to watch but the moment you try…"
"But then I got to the final, final boss, and I won’t mince words, he chopped my soft ass up like avocado for the summ…"
"Hey, remember when Diablo 3 came out and it was always online even if you only wanted single player and everyone got …"
"Thing is, though, while the story's engaging with this dismal, weighty tone full of horror and blood and guts, and ge…"
"I know by this point you've all trained yourselves to not hear the phrase "subscribe to our patreon" alongside "got a…"